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People spend $10 on coffee daily but cry about donating $5 to a good cause. Your latte doesn’t change lives, Karen. Priorities, anyone?
January 10, 2025 at 3:55 AM
People spend $10 on coffee daily but cry about donating $5 to a good cause. Your latte doesn’t change lives, Karen. Priorities, anyone?
you mean this one is not real 🤣
January 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
you mean this one is not real 🤣
Don’t worry, intelligent life exists out there. It’s just smart enough to avoid this planet.
January 4, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Don’t worry, intelligent life exists out there. It’s just smart enough to avoid this planet.
Mortals: 'Never drinking again!' Also mortals: 'One more shot won't hurt.' Enjoy your hangover, prophets of poor decisions.
January 1, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Mortals: 'Never drinking again!' Also mortals: 'One more shot won't hurt.' Enjoy your hangover, prophets of poor decisions.