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· Jan 5
also before the Elongated Muskrat era i used to use to twitter as a way to vent my constant stream of nonsense thoughts to save my groupchat from constant pinging so now that i have that resource back..........if youre reading this, im sorry
Sometimes I think about how when I adopted my cat, he was so shy it was like over 2 months before he'd just hang out in a room with me without hiding, and now he's the same cat who throws a FIT if I don't go to bed so he can lie on my neck like this and I just start crying?? I love him so much 😭❤️
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Sometimes I think about how when I adopted my cat, he was so shy it was like over 2 months before he'd just hang out in a room with me without hiding, and now he's the same cat who throws a FIT if I don't go to bed so he can lie on my neck like this and I just start crying?? I love him so much 😭❤️
Me before watching MJ The Musical: Michael Jackson was kind of a weird guy
Me after watching MJ The Musical: ohhhh, Michael Jackson was autistic
Me after watching MJ The Musical: ohhhh, Michael Jackson was autistic
November 19, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Me before watching MJ The Musical: Michael Jackson was kind of a weird guy
Me after watching MJ The Musical: ohhhh, Michael Jackson was autistic
Me after watching MJ The Musical: ohhhh, Michael Jackson was autistic
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steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
Insulting to the players, insulting to the IP, insulting to the medium, the developers. And the craft itself. Fuck you executives who pushed this garbage.
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Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is littered with AI art slop, because your $70 means nothing anymore
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is littered with AI generated artwork which makes the $70 feel like a complete rip-off.
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November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
Life is so hard when you're pro-vax but have trypanophobia
November 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Life is so hard when you're pro-vax but have trypanophobia
I HATE how many of my actual, genuine triggers are objectively hilarious. Like what do you mean the Twilight series is a trigger for me. What do you MEAN an iPod touch featured heavily in my Big Trauma. No one has ever written the words TW: Stephanie Meyer and they shouldn't have to.
November 12, 2025 at 8:13 AM
I HATE how many of my actual, genuine triggers are objectively hilarious. Like what do you mean the Twilight series is a trigger for me. What do you MEAN an iPod touch featured heavily in my Big Trauma. No one has ever written the words TW: Stephanie Meyer and they shouldn't have to.
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That is the exact kind of bullshit you would do in a hotel lobby hallway. He really is just the most mid human alive.
Below are two videos showing the White House vs Waldorf Astoria renovations. Can someone knowledgable about the relevant trades breakdown what it took to do each one? What was the process? How much human skill and craftsmanship were involved?
November 12, 2025 at 7:21 AM
That is the exact kind of bullshit you would do in a hotel lobby hallway. He really is just the most mid human alive.
way too personal: local enby thinks too hard about why they have such a visceral irritation reaction to Twilight and realises that it reminds them of the most traumatic time in their life and what's happening is that they're getting triggered. By Fucking Twilight. Feels the need to tweet about it. 🫥
November 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
way too personal: local enby thinks too hard about why they have such a visceral irritation reaction to Twilight and realises that it reminds them of the most traumatic time in their life and what's happening is that they're getting triggered. By Fucking Twilight. Feels the need to tweet about it. 🫥
"I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life, but let tonight be the final time I utter his name" would be a line in Hamilton if it was written about now instead of the 1700s, and i mean that as a compliment #mamdani
November 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
"I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life, but let tonight be the final time I utter his name" would be a line in Hamilton if it was written about now instead of the 1700s, and i mean that as a compliment #mamdani
Why do I know so many white people who eat spicy food like they have something to prove?
Like, why am I the outlier for just admitting that I don't like it when my food hurts?
Like, why am I the outlier for just admitting that I don't like it when my food hurts?
November 4, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Why do I know so many white people who eat spicy food like they have something to prove?
Like, why am I the outlier for just admitting that I don't like it when my food hurts?
Like, why am I the outlier for just admitting that I don't like it when my food hurts?
Behold: a whole, sealed snickers wrapper with no snickers inside
Fucking shrinkflation, man lol
Fucking shrinkflation, man lol
November 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Behold: a whole, sealed snickers wrapper with no snickers inside
Fucking shrinkflation, man lol
Fucking shrinkflation, man lol
I was gonna wait for lit up pictures but here's the Extra-O-Lantern 2025
His name is spooky
His name is spooky
November 1, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I was gonna wait for lit up pictures but here's the Extra-O-Lantern 2025
His name is spooky
His name is spooky
If I send you too many instagram posts, just know I'm sorry. I'm sorry my algorithm is impeccable and I'm so generous as to share it with you. 🙄
October 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
If I send you too many instagram posts, just know I'm sorry. I'm sorry my algorithm is impeccable and I'm so generous as to share it with you. 🙄
I'm having my consultation to get a hysterectomy on Nov 7th, and originally it was gonna be early October but I realised it conflicted with class and I had it moved, but I kinda wish I hadn't cause i realisd today that I could make a joke about taking out my uterus and putting in a Spirit Halloween
October 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I'm having my consultation to get a hysterectomy on Nov 7th, and originally it was gonna be early October but I realised it conflicted with class and I had it moved, but I kinda wish I hadn't cause i realisd today that I could make a joke about taking out my uterus and putting in a Spirit Halloween
Girl help I watched one video about a show I watched ten years ago and now the only two lines of the theme song that I remember are stuck in my head because I can't close the loop
October 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Girl help I watched one video about a show I watched ten years ago and now the only two lines of the theme song that I remember are stuck in my head because I can't close the loop
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I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.
October 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.
Idk if the world is ready for this hot take or not, but those YouTooz figurines are so much uglier than Funko Pops and deserve way more hate, im SORRY
October 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Idk if the world is ready for this hot take or not, but those YouTooz figurines are so much uglier than Funko Pops and deserve way more hate, im SORRY
Me: idk I don't really like kids. They're loud and sticky, and I've got sensory issues, so-
3 y/o I've never met at a family gathering: randomly decides she likes me, hugs my legs and follows me around
Me: okay, I would die for this child specifically.
3 y/o I've never met at a family gathering: randomly decides she likes me, hugs my legs and follows me around
Me: okay, I would die for this child specifically.
October 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Me: idk I don't really like kids. They're loud and sticky, and I've got sensory issues, so-
3 y/o I've never met at a family gathering: randomly decides she likes me, hugs my legs and follows me around
Me: okay, I would die for this child specifically.
3 y/o I've never met at a family gathering: randomly decides she likes me, hugs my legs and follows me around
Me: okay, I would die for this child specifically.
How come I'm rude if I visibly react to a bad smell, but it's not rude to get on a crowded bus stinking of cigarettes
October 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
How come I'm rude if I visibly react to a bad smell, but it's not rude to get on a crowded bus stinking of cigarettes
bob iger's wife's name sounds like a suburban housing development
September 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
bob iger's wife's name sounds like a suburban housing development
Things that would be funny if it didnt make me so angry:
Transphobes saying transwomen are aggressive
Bestie, Of the like, 5 or 6 trans women i know irl, like 3 of them wont even say the f-word in public PLEASE go outside
Transphobes saying transwomen are aggressive
Bestie, Of the like, 5 or 6 trans women i know irl, like 3 of them wont even say the f-word in public PLEASE go outside
September 21, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Things that would be funny if it didnt make me so angry:
Transphobes saying transwomen are aggressive
Bestie, Of the like, 5 or 6 trans women i know irl, like 3 of them wont even say the f-word in public PLEASE go outside
Transphobes saying transwomen are aggressive
Bestie, Of the like, 5 or 6 trans women i know irl, like 3 of them wont even say the f-word in public PLEASE go outside
Also I understand Im being a huge hypocrite with how often I slip references to my media hyperfixations into regular conversation, but for some reason I have had the words Edward Cullen spoken to me like a hundred times in the past week and I'm just frustrated because I dont understand why.
September 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Also I understand Im being a huge hypocrite with how often I slip references to my media hyperfixations into regular conversation, but for some reason I have had the words Edward Cullen spoken to me like a hundred times in the past week and I'm just frustrated because I dont understand why.
Listen. Making fun of shit because women and specifically teen girls like it is bad. And it always has been bad. The "still a better love story than Twilight" shit wasnt funny in 2010 or now.
But I would also still like people who like Twilight to stop insisting to me that it was good actually.
But I would also still like people who like Twilight to stop insisting to me that it was good actually.
September 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Listen. Making fun of shit because women and specifically teen girls like it is bad. And it always has been bad. The "still a better love story than Twilight" shit wasnt funny in 2010 or now.
But I would also still like people who like Twilight to stop insisting to me that it was good actually.
But I would also still like people who like Twilight to stop insisting to me that it was good actually.
Why does my hair want to fuck around whenever I'm out in public, especially on occasions when I might get my picture taken, and then when I'm just like, brushing my teeth about to go to bed, I sometimes experience the greatest gender euphoria of my life because my bangs look like Matt Mercer's
August 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Why does my hair want to fuck around whenever I'm out in public, especially on occasions when I might get my picture taken, and then when I'm just like, brushing my teeth about to go to bed, I sometimes experience the greatest gender euphoria of my life because my bangs look like Matt Mercer's