I feel like the answer for you specifically is football manager. The new one lets you tinker a lot, and once the match is going you can sit however is comfortable for your shoulder. Might feel too much like work though

I know of at least one time it worked in Florida about 20 years ago. Dad was a drunk abusive ass but because I said I didn’t want to live there it had to be mom “poisoning” me against him

I need to hear Bandit’s side of the story. That dog eats fast, works hard, and is getting rewarded by the hosting staff. I can’t imagine he’d take kindly to hearing what washed up Bill said about him. I think they ought to consider buying Bill out.

Yeah but what if one of them missed breakfast one time?

These are tough! Love it

Dudes.

Correct the behaviour of your fellow dudes. Do not let them be pigs. It’s not up to women (and sadly, children) to do this. It’s just as bad to stay silent as it is to be a fucking pig.

That behind the back bank pass was sweeeet

Hoping for a Nathan Walker situation where he gets to sneak in a few NHL games then gets waived and claimed back

I bet it WOULD make him happy to score lots of PP goals and help his team win more. Is their argument that a team of sad boys who don’t score is good?

Maybe at the next analytics conference you can try to make others standardize on your conventions

Being real though I think that having accessible words is a good selling point. The point of the vizes are to help make information digestible. Simple language is helping with that

If you decide to go in that direction I think you should call shots “puck launches”

A lot of churches have a perverse morality where a person you know can do no wrong because they “have a good heart” and that logic is applied externally too- no one can be held accountable because the hearts of others are unknowable. That plus the insularity and power structure makes abuse so likely

Prices for feudalism are down! Now is the time to buy

Do you consider healthy scratches who stay up in the NHL, like the 7th D or 13th F, to be regulars?

Can’t have too much PUP!