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Verified Taco Bell Employee Reddit Wednesday
(i'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice)
(i'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice)
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We now interrupt your doomscrolling to bring you some breaking news: local cat is very handsome.
November 29, 2025 at 4:19 AM
We now interrupt your doomscrolling to bring you some breaking news: local cat is very handsome.
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Hello Fashion Folks!
Since my deep dives into movie costumes were so popular during Spooky Season, I've decided to continue it in a weekly series I'm calling "Film Fridays". Since the Holiday Season is now in full swing, I'd like to start the series w/ the Holiday classic, "White Christmas".
Since my deep dives into movie costumes were so popular during Spooky Season, I've decided to continue it in a weekly series I'm calling "Film Fridays". Since the Holiday Season is now in full swing, I'd like to start the series w/ the Holiday classic, "White Christmas".
November 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Hello Fashion Folks!
Since my deep dives into movie costumes were so popular during Spooky Season, I've decided to continue it in a weekly series I'm calling "Film Fridays". Since the Holiday Season is now in full swing, I'd like to start the series w/ the Holiday classic, "White Christmas".
Since my deep dives into movie costumes were so popular during Spooky Season, I've decided to continue it in a weekly series I'm calling "Film Fridays". Since the Holiday Season is now in full swing, I'd like to start the series w/ the Holiday classic, "White Christmas".
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Ich war zu spät. Na was soll's.
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Ich war zu spät. Na was soll's.
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It’s useful to think about things like this in numbers of tenure track professors.
$53M is 575 assistant professors. Or more than thirty percent of the total number of full-time faculty at LSU.
$53M is 575 assistant professors. Or more than thirty percent of the total number of full-time faculty at LSU.
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 AM
It’s useful to think about things like this in numbers of tenure track professors.
$53M is 575 assistant professors. Or more than thirty percent of the total number of full-time faculty at LSU.
$53M is 575 assistant professors. Or more than thirty percent of the total number of full-time faculty at LSU.
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Food good. Stomach hurt. Must lie down.
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Food good. Stomach hurt. Must lie down.
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Reminder: the first Raimi SPIDER-MAN is a Thanksgiving movie.
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Reminder: the first Raimi SPIDER-MAN is a Thanksgiving movie.
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Safe topics for your family Thanksgiving:
-Hamas
-Everyone’s weight, net worth
-Lives that matter
-Only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun
-Who AI will replace first
-Who controls a woman’s body
-Sydney Sweeney ads
-Best ethnicity
-The Jews, general or specific
-Trump hot?
-Hamas
-Everyone’s weight, net worth
-Lives that matter
-Only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun
-Who AI will replace first
-Who controls a woman’s body
-Sydney Sweeney ads
-Best ethnicity
-The Jews, general or specific
-Trump hot?
November 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Safe topics for your family Thanksgiving:
-Hamas
-Everyone’s weight, net worth
-Lives that matter
-Only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun
-Who AI will replace first
-Who controls a woman’s body
-Sydney Sweeney ads
-Best ethnicity
-The Jews, general or specific
-Trump hot?
-Hamas
-Everyone’s weight, net worth
-Lives that matter
-Only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun
-Who AI will replace first
-Who controls a woman’s body
-Sydney Sweeney ads
-Best ethnicity
-The Jews, general or specific
-Trump hot?
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Istanbul
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Istanbul
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Canberry is the best Cranberry.
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Canberry is the best Cranberry.
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As a Dallas sports fan watching Post Malone after Detroit rolled out Jack White and Eminem is like what it feels like sitting in traffic while thinking about Japan’s maglev trains
November 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
As a Dallas sports fan watching Post Malone after Detroit rolled out Jack White and Eminem is like what it feels like sitting in traffic while thinking about Japan’s maglev trains
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Opening day of SANTA CLAUS: THE MOVIE, 11/27/85
November 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Opening day of SANTA CLAUS: THE MOVIE, 11/27/85
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It's Thanksgiving! Are you getting your eels ready? It's tradition!
The 1st Thanksgiving included a big table full of eels. And it's fitting. Tisquantum brought eels to the starving pilgrims that spring to celebrate their new treaty w/ the local Wampanoag tribe. 1/5
🗃️🧪
The 1st Thanksgiving included a big table full of eels. And it's fitting. Tisquantum brought eels to the starving pilgrims that spring to celebrate their new treaty w/ the local Wampanoag tribe. 1/5
🗃️🧪
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
It's Thanksgiving! Are you getting your eels ready? It's tradition!
The 1st Thanksgiving included a big table full of eels. And it's fitting. Tisquantum brought eels to the starving pilgrims that spring to celebrate their new treaty w/ the local Wampanoag tribe. 1/5
🗃️🧪
The 1st Thanksgiving included a big table full of eels. And it's fitting. Tisquantum brought eels to the starving pilgrims that spring to celebrate their new treaty w/ the local Wampanoag tribe. 1/5
🗃️🧪
watch out for the hairball in the hallway
November 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
watch out for the hairball in the hallway
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This is quite literally HER land. 🤬
ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
This is quite literally HER land. 🤬
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After MUCH procrastinating, the 2026 calendar is finally here. I enabled the free preview in case you don't have $20 to spare this year. Will finish the Lefty/Foster Dogs one tomorrow. 🎁
Blue Heron Farm 2026
Spend an entire year with the goofballs at Blue Heron Farm. Sure, it's mostly goats, but you should see what they get up to.
www.lulu.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
After MUCH procrastinating, the 2026 calendar is finally here. I enabled the free preview in case you don't have $20 to spare this year. Will finish the Lefty/Foster Dogs one tomorrow. 🎁
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As promised, the dog calendar is now ready, too. So many cute dogs. You can flip through online for free.
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
As promised, the dog calendar is now ready, too. So many cute dogs. You can flip through online for free.
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The lads are packing their catnip donuts
November 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The lads are packing their catnip donuts
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someone has his first-ever fully fenced in yard and hasn’t stopped begging us to go out and snuffle around for two straight hours
November 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
someone has his first-ever fully fenced in yard and hasn’t stopped begging us to go out and snuffle around for two straight hours
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the best way to deal with conservative family members on Thanksgiving is to spend the day somewhere else with people you like
November 27, 2024 at 4:08 PM
the best way to deal with conservative family members on Thanksgiving is to spend the day somewhere else with people you like
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An industrious gal comes to a remote place, only to find herself drawn to the quirky folks she meets and eventually becomes one of them? Darlin', that's a Hallmark movie.
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
Is John Carpenter’s THE THING A Christmas Movie? Have Your Say
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
dlvr.it
November 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
An industrious gal comes to a remote place, only to find herself drawn to the quirky folks she meets and eventually becomes one of them? Darlin', that's a Hallmark movie.
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This is one of the last days I get to post these absolutely curséd animations I made for eel facts season. I think I'll post them in a thread here for posterity.
Get a calendar at EelFacts.net
Get a calendar at EelFacts.net
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
This is one of the last days I get to post these absolutely curséd animations I made for eel facts season. I think I'll post them in a thread here for posterity.
Get a calendar at EelFacts.net
Get a calendar at EelFacts.net
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Ugh, just texted “Thanks.” to someone when I meant “Thanks!” No recovering from that.
November 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Ugh, just texted “Thanks.” to someone when I meant “Thanks!” No recovering from that.
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Not looking this up but I assume Gobble and Waddle are crypto bros who committed massive securities fraud before donating heavily to the new White House ballroom
November 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Not looking this up but I assume Gobble and Waddle are crypto bros who committed massive securities fraud before donating heavily to the new White House ballroom
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What time do you get in?
Officially moving to Chicago tomorrow. I assume JB Pritzker will be waiting for me at the airport
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
What time do you get in?