Chris Nash
@yorkiered.bsky.social
Salford Red Devils and MUFC, with a bit of music and politics on the side.
Siri, show me the most optimistic headline of all time.
December 2, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Siri, show me the most optimistic headline of all time.
Thought I'd have to go back to the first time seeing you
November 7, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Thought I'd have to go back to the first time seeing you
October 2, 2025 at 9:17 AM
This guy is going to be furious with the club owner who pulled his club out of a semi-final over ticket allocations.
October 1, 2025 at 10:00 AM
This guy is going to be furious with the club owner who pulled his club out of a semi-final over ticket allocations.
Can we get John O'Shea back for the Burnley game? It may save me from heart failure at every corner.
August 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Can we get John O'Shea back for the Burnley game? It may save me from heart failure at every corner.
And there we have it folks. The most embarrassing set of owners have found a new low. I thought last week's revelation of the governing body having to pay your launderette bill or else you wouldn't have any kit, couldn't be beaten.
Yet here we are.
Yet here we are.
August 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
And there we have it folks. The most embarrassing set of owners have found a new low. I thought last week's revelation of the governing body having to pay your launderette bill or else you wouldn't have any kit, couldn't be beaten.
Yet here we are.
Yet here we are.
You can't release the Epstein files if the world is a charred, radioactive hellscape
August 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
You can't release the Epstein files if the world is a charred, radioactive hellscape
Only 2 more of these sunsets left, and that makes me sad.
July 31, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Only 2 more of these sunsets left, and that makes me sad.
When will people realise that he's just a man with legitimate concerns about women's safety?
July 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
When will people realise that he's just a man with legitimate concerns about women's safety?
I mean look at that, an absolute, frosted thing of beauty. Just what you need as the mercury hits 38°
July 25, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I mean look at that, an absolute, frosted thing of beauty. Just what you need as the mercury hits 38°
The absolute elite-level of holiday beers, I refuse to consider any alternative suggestions
July 20, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The absolute elite-level of holiday beers, I refuse to consider any alternative suggestions
Me, leaving work right now ahead of 2 weeks leave
July 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Me, leaving work right now ahead of 2 weeks leave
Delamere Forest tomorrow, after Barlow's massive son had a bit of a dance
June 14, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Delamere Forest tomorrow, after Barlow's massive son had a bit of a dance
xG has it's critics, but I think that it summarised that first half perfectly
April 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
xG has it's critics, but I think that it summarised that first half perfectly
No longer sure if those are squad numbers or a price list
April 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
No longer sure if those are squad numbers or a price list
I've said it before and I'll say it again, Idiocracy was a prophecy, not a comedy
February 21, 2025 at 7:43 AM
I've said it before and I'll say it again, Idiocracy was a prophecy, not a comedy
Buy one get one half price on Valentine's cards at WH Smith. Great news for polygamists.
February 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Buy one get one half price on Valentine's cards at WH Smith. Great news for polygamists.
"Supporters of every other team in the league take the piss out of how long it is since we won the league. It's embarrassing, it can't get any worse"
"What if we name our ground after a champion from a completely different sport"
"What if we name our ground after a champion from a completely different sport"
February 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
"Supporters of every other team in the league take the piss out of how long it is since we won the league. It's embarrassing, it can't get any worse"
"What if we name our ground after a champion from a completely different sport"
"What if we name our ground after a champion from a completely different sport"
"My best moment? I have a lot of good moments but the one I prefer is when I kicked the hooligan"
30 years ago today
30 years ago today
January 25, 2025 at 10:19 AM
"My best moment? I have a lot of good moments but the one I prefer is when I kicked the hooligan"
30 years ago today
30 years ago today
Yeah, how did that work out for you then lads? Carnage in my area of the ground tonight.
January 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Yeah, how did that work out for you then lads? Carnage in my area of the ground tonight.
The fact that Rangers are in town tonight is constantly reminding me of football Twitter's finest hour.
January 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The fact that Rangers are in town tonight is constantly reminding me of football Twitter's finest hour.
Did anyone else struggle to listen to the explanation of the knockout stage draw without picturing Alan Partridge in The Day Today?
January 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Did anyone else struggle to listen to the explanation of the knockout stage draw without picturing Alan Partridge in The Day Today?