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Cryss (and Sadie!)
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I'm Cryss! Sadie is cat!! Shenanigans of EPIC proportions! 👍

🤓 Cryss: human, she/they, year 24


😼 Sadie: feline, she/her (I think. She doesn't seem to have a preference.) Year 10 (but do NOT call her "ma'am". It makes her feel old.)
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My phone has a stylus and I'm gonna make it everyone's problem. (This is my first time being able to draw digitally!) #art
A simple, cutesy, thick lined digital drawing. A silly green frog is smiling and blushing, while sitting in a painted tea cup. Text says "my eggs are my sins, and I will lay them in your neighbor's kiddie pool." The tea cup is decorated with a thick line of blue along the top edge, above a line of round gold beads. There are designs of roses on the cup. The background of the image is solid blush-pink.
March 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Oh, to be a kitten in a pile of cats
A blanket-covered chair. Seven cats are piled over each other sleeping. Three appear to be adults and four are kittens. They are assorted colors: black and orange splotches, solid grey, cream tabby, and grey and white splotches. One kitten is perched on the top of the chair looking away.
December 1, 2024 at 3:06 PM
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The design mircsy made for Polyphemus is super unique and also absolutely terrifying.
Screenshot of an animatic by Mircsy based on the song Survive from Epic the Musical. Four of Odysseus' Greek crew members flee from the looming figure of a cyclops. The cyclops has a single eye with a slit pupil, and a vertical elongated mouth surrounded by mandible-like appendages. He has two sets of horns that curve backward from his head. His torso is gaunt, he wears a loincloth, and is wielding a wooden club as he approaches the fleeing Greeks from the background.
November 25, 2024 at 4:37 PM
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Being a cat is hard work. But I'm always on that grind 💪💯
-Sadie
Meme image with a white background. On the left side, a cutout image of a grey cat's face. She was caught on camera unawares. One ear is back, one eye is squinted, her tongue is out, and her fur is sticking up on top of her head. The caption under this cat says "Stop giving me your longest naps". And on the right is a wojak style meme image of Christian Jesus with the caption "But you are my eepy-est warrior"
November 20, 2024 at 5:31 PM
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It took a lot of hard thinking and deliberation, but I finally finished my Epic the Musical song tier list. I will also die on this hill.
A tier list chart, and the absolute top "S" tier lists every song in Epic the Musical. The rest of the chart is empty.
November 20, 2024 at 2:58 PM
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I wish my cat had social media so she could retaliate when I post blurry out of contexts pics of her with dumb captions like "When you sweep under the couch and find a dusty q-tip"

#catsofbluesky
Slightly blurry image of a grey cat with white splotches. She sits on a similarly colored floor. Her body is shaved, but her tail, legs, and face remain fluffy. This gives her a silly disproportionate appearance, which the post has equated to a dusty cotton swab. She has wide round eyes looking at the camera, and her tongue is caught licking her nose.
November 20, 2024 at 3:24 AM
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Never forget the goodest boy. We need a spin off in #epicthemusical called the Argos Saga. The doggo who waited 20 years and managed to outlive Odysseus' mother, best friend, and 600 men. What a beast 💪
Image is a screenshot of a post. The post is a classical painting of Odysseus in tattered clothing standing above his old, starving dog. The text of the image reads "In ancient Greek literature, after 20 years away, Odysseus returned home in disguise as a beggar. His old dog, Argos, was the only one to recognize him, greeting him with a wagging tail before passing away. The post reads: After 20 long years away fighting in the Trojan war and enduring an arduous journey home, Odysseus finally returns to Ithaca, disguised as a beggar to assess the state of his household. Among all who see him, only his loyal dog, Argos, recognizes him. Once a strong and spirited hunting dog, Argos is now old, weak, and lying neglected on a pile of manure. Although Argos attempts to welcome his master, Odysseus cannot respond openly, fearing exposure. Tragically, after this brief reunion, Argos dies. Homer uses this moment to evoke the reader's empathy for Odysseus and his difficult homecoming.
November 19, 2024 at 7:03 PM
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"Penelope why? 🙈 You know I'm too shy, 👉👈 and terrified. 🥺"

-Odysseus, A Very Serious Man, on a Very Serious journey, in a Very Serious Musical

#epicthemusical #epic
Soft digitally drawn yellow emoji cupping it's face in its hands with a flustered expression. It has red blush across its face and small hearts surrounding it.
November 19, 2024 at 6:14 PM
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Sorry, my fellow Queen. It is refreshing to see more feline Royalty on this app. If only my human would stop sharing my most.. unflattering.. photos 😾 I have requested she turn on the alt text requirement setting, as she is quite forgetful, and my elegance should be gifted to all. Thank you.
-Sadie
The zoomed-in, blurry face of a fluffy grey cat. One eye is squinted, her ears are angled backwards, and her mouth is slightly open. She appears to have been turning around quickly as the picture was taken, giving her an irritated and flustered facial expression.
November 19, 2024 at 1:05 AM
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Sadie is full of rage. She will fight your inner demons. Sadie says rip and tear. #cats #meme
Very close up cropped picture of a cat with a gray face. Angry eyebrows have been drawn onto the picture.
November 18, 2024 at 10:46 PM