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Jonelle Cusato
@yesiamfunny.bsky.social
Professional paper airplane pilot

Fluent in sarcasm and song lyrics 🎵

Professional overthinker; amateur nap enthusiast 💤.

Just here to pet dogs 🐕 and make people laugh.

🚨Warning: May contain puns.

📍CO by way of Vegas & SF
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I like that the trending list never includes Trump. Thank you @bsky.app
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It was live, but what a joke. Many lies by omission re: tax cuts, Medicare, DOGE. It felt more like a campaign event than a townhall.

They called me (haven't been GOP since '15). I pressed *3 to submit a question. About 30 min in, a staffer came on & "screened" my q, which I never got to ask Crank.
March 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Representative Jeff Crank is a tool
Jeff Crank is trying to convince people that requiring "able bodied people" to have a work requirement. The job is to ensure that everyone can access the healthcare they need!!!
What is the definition of "able bodied?"
March 6, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Representative Jeff Crank is a tool
As to the tele town halls, don't even waste your time. I logged onto one for my Rep Jeff Crank from Colorado's 5th Congressional District and they are nothing but scripted protection for the lawmakers.

This is not representation, but avoidance from those that you are sworn to serve.
March 6, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Representative Jeff Crank is a tool
Jeff Crank is having a carefully run "town hall" with no questions that challenge him. Nothing
March 6, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Representative Jeff Crank of CO is garbage with his fake town hall
Yeah, I was confused by the "call in" portion, as neither his newsletter, nor the site itself had call in lines.

Maybe that only went out to his campaign supporters?
March 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Crank is a tool
Jeff Crank (R-CO5) lied to his constituents tonight. He said that the budget resolution passed by the House doesn't cut Medicaid, "it doesn't even contain the word Medicaid."

This is technically true, in the same way that Clinton didn't lie about a BJ, it depends on the definition of the word "is"
March 6, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Just tried to participate in my congressman’s telephone town hall. His staff was clearly screening calls so that he only talked to friendly callers. He’s Republican Jeff Crank of Colorado.
March 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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What a shit show, Jeff Crank is only allowing people who agree with him.
March 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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I havent been on here is awhile because I have been focusing on school. But I have to vent and vent hard.

I just went to a virtual "townhall" for Republican Congressman Jeff Crank of CO. Im sure it was prerecorded. There was no call in number, and all the questions were sweet as can be. Im livid.
March 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I havent been on here is awhile because I have been focusing on school. But I have to vent and vent hard.

I just went to a virtual "townhall" for Republican Congressman Jeff Crank of CO. Im sure it was prerecorded. There was no call in number, and all the questions were sweet as can be. Im livid.
March 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
A timeless line
February 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Boycott the Superbowl
February 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Been busy with school. First class Math 105 B+
Second class Public Speaking A-
Whooooooooo
a man with a feather boa around his neck says wooooooo
ALT: a man with a feather boa around his neck says wooooooo
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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January 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Fuck Snoop and Fuck Death Row
January 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
This is what it is saying when you go on Tiktok. This is rediculous. Trump was against Tiktok, now all of a sudden.
January 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
"You and your Doggy Dogg think that y'all hoggin' shit
Both of you bitches can come and suck my doggy dick" Eazy E
January 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Im tired of hearing everyone loves him. They don't and it will be more people hating this guy as he breaks more and more promises.
Opinion | Republicans insist that Trump is hugely popular. His approval ratings say otherwise.
New surveys suggest he’ll face the same widespread public opposition in his second term that he faced in his first.
www.msnbc.com
January 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
🤣🤣🤣
January 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Probably because I'm old af
January 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
And Fuck Snoop
January 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Omg, spot on!
January 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM