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Just a DevOps Engineer somewhere in the US.
If you...
- Stand still in the middle of the aisle
- Take photos in the middle of an aisle
- Bring rolling baggage of any type*
- don't wear deodorant
You are a fermented, filler-arc NPC. Don't be that...
*exceptions for the handicapped
#animenyc2025 #anyc2025
- Stand still in the middle of the aisle
- Take photos in the middle of an aisle
- Bring rolling baggage of any type*
- don't wear deodorant
You are a fermented, filler-arc NPC. Don't be that...
*exceptions for the handicapped
#animenyc2025 #anyc2025
August 22, 2025 at 3:45 PM
If you...
- Stand still in the middle of the aisle
- Take photos in the middle of an aisle
- Bring rolling baggage of any type*
- don't wear deodorant
You are a fermented, filler-arc NPC. Don't be that...
*exceptions for the handicapped
#animenyc2025 #anyc2025
- Stand still in the middle of the aisle
- Take photos in the middle of an aisle
- Bring rolling baggage of any type*
- don't wear deodorant
You are a fermented, filler-arc NPC. Don't be that...
*exceptions for the handicapped
#animenyc2025 #anyc2025
You know it's Revelations out here when an E train farting its way through the station feels better than a cucumber mask #nyc #thisisfine
June 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
You know it's Revelations out here when an E train farting its way through the station feels better than a cucumber mask #nyc #thisisfine
June 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Bluetooth is a war crime masquerading as wireless technology. It should fuck itself off a cliff along with every peripheral that uses it. Yesterday.
March 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Bluetooth is a war crime masquerading as wireless technology. It should fuck itself off a cliff along with every peripheral that uses it. Yesterday.
I've found a solution for spam calls: An AI-based app that answers spam calls for you and then uses voice models to waste the time of every single scammer until they stop fucking calling 80 times a day before the morning coffee...
February 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I've found a solution for spam calls: An AI-based app that answers spam calls for you and then uses voice models to waste the time of every single scammer until they stop fucking calling 80 times a day before the morning coffee...
I'm pretty sure fb thinks I'm an industrial manufacturing company because they keep sending me ads for Grainger and I keep clicking them because why the fuck not? Today's ad would go great in my guest bathroom with a plaque that says "Guest Experience Questionnaire"
January 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I'm pretty sure fb thinks I'm an industrial manufacturing company because they keep sending me ads for Grainger and I keep clicking them because why the fuck not? Today's ad would go great in my guest bathroom with a plaque that says "Guest Experience Questionnaire"
Heard at a continental breakfast in Savannah, GA: "Mangione enjoyed it. He was happy to kill him." Yet another grim reminder that critical thinking and media literacy in the South have been six feet under for years.
December 29, 2024 at 12:58 PM
Heard at a continental breakfast in Savannah, GA: "Mangione enjoyed it. He was happy to kill him." Yet another grim reminder that critical thinking and media literacy in the South have been six feet under for years.
In recent news: Gamers fail yet again at embracing the intolerance paradox, furthering "woke" identity politics by giving man-children the limelight rather than collectively ignoring their pathetic existence.
December 16, 2024 at 12:07 AM
In recent news: Gamers fail yet again at embracing the intolerance paradox, furthering "woke" identity politics by giving man-children the limelight rather than collectively ignoring their pathetic existence.
The next time someone insists GIF has a hard G, hand them this sentence: 'The gentle genius ginger made generous geographic gifs while general giants gestured.' Ask them to read it aloud with consistency.
December 6, 2024 at 2:18 PM
The next time someone insists GIF has a hard G, hand them this sentence: 'The gentle genius ginger made generous geographic gifs while general giants gestured.' Ask them to read it aloud with consistency.
There should be two lines in every pharmacy, one for pickup and one for wasting every else's time....
December 2, 2024 at 11:26 PM
There should be two lines in every pharmacy, one for pickup and one for wasting every else's time....
A coworker asked me: "Aren't you afraid AI will replace you? It can code!"
I can get better entry-level code by going to a local book club, picking the oldest looking grandma there, and asking if she has a tween grandson who is "good with the cyber stuff." Comments will be funnier, too.
I can get better entry-level code by going to a local book club, picking the oldest looking grandma there, and asking if she has a tween grandson who is "good with the cyber stuff." Comments will be funnier, too.
November 24, 2024 at 4:57 AM
A coworker asked me: "Aren't you afraid AI will replace you? It can code!"
I can get better entry-level code by going to a local book club, picking the oldest looking grandma there, and asking if she has a tween grandson who is "good with the cyber stuff." Comments will be funnier, too.
I can get better entry-level code by going to a local book club, picking the oldest looking grandma there, and asking if she has a tween grandson who is "good with the cyber stuff." Comments will be funnier, too.