Skarmory
@yellowskarmory.bsky.social
hi, i'm skarmory. you'll be mostly getting (especially college) sports stuff here plus a few other random interests of mine occasionally. go duke!
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For some reason, Goldy Gopher, mascot of the Minnesota Golden Gophers, is the special guest star at this lesbian wedding I am at.
June 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
For some reason, Goldy Gopher, mascot of the Minnesota Golden Gophers, is the special guest star at this lesbian wedding I am at.
from an internet roadtripper:
THANK YOU FOR THE SHOUTOUT XKCD
during a chaotic month for me this has been incredibly fun and a constant thing to turn to and check. the community is fun to talk to and strategize future plans with. love this silly little roadtrip so much :)
THANK YOU FOR THE SHOUTOUT XKCD
during a chaotic month for me this has been incredibly fun and a constant thing to turn to and check. the community is fun to talk to and strategize future plans with. love this silly little roadtrip so much :)
Internet Roadtrip is my favorite thing on the internet right now—it’s basically Twitch Plays Google Street View. They started in Boston, spent several weeks on a quest to cross the Canadian border, and are now exploring New Brunswick. neal.fun/internet-roa...
Internet Roadtrip
Let's take a streetview roadtrip
neal.fun
May 31, 2025 at 6:39 AM
from an internet roadtripper:
THANK YOU FOR THE SHOUTOUT XKCD
during a chaotic month for me this has been incredibly fun and a constant thing to turn to and check. the community is fun to talk to and strategize future plans with. love this silly little roadtrip so much :)
THANK YOU FOR THE SHOUTOUT XKCD
during a chaotic month for me this has been incredibly fun and a constant thing to turn to and check. the community is fun to talk to and strategize future plans with. love this silly little roadtrip so much :)
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BREAKING NOW: "all major world maps" on the online game GeoGuessr have been privated in protest of GeoGuessr's decision to participate in the Esports World Cup in Riyadh.
map creators write that the EWC is used by Saudi Arabia "to distract from and conceal its horrific human rights record."
full:
map creators write that the EWC is used by Saudi Arabia "to distract from and conceal its horrific human rights record."
full:
May 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
BREAKING NOW: "all major world maps" on the online game GeoGuessr have been privated in protest of GeoGuessr's decision to participate in the Esports World Cup in Riyadh.
map creators write that the EWC is used by Saudi Arabia "to distract from and conceal its horrific human rights record."
full:
map creators write that the EWC is used by Saudi Arabia "to distract from and conceal its horrific human rights record."
full:
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A radio station in Maine (WBOR) is currently curating songs for us in the in-game radio
May 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
A radio station in Maine (WBOR) is currently curating songs for us in the in-game radio
this has been the most fun i've had with something recently. today's exploits included double-digit median crosses, an entire war to get to one road over a reservoir in southborough MA, and us calling into a radio station and getting the hosts to join the discord vc. so so hype
I made a streetview roadtrip simulator where we all vote on a direction every 10 seconds
Also we have to vote to change the radio station. Enjoy!
> neal.fun/internet-roa...
Also we have to vote to change the radio station. Enjoy!
> neal.fun/internet-roa...
Internet Roadtrip
Let's take a streetview roadtrip
neal.fun
May 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
this has been the most fun i've had with something recently. today's exploits included double-digit median crosses, an entire war to get to one road over a reservoir in southborough MA, and us calling into a radio station and getting the hosts to join the discord vc. so so hype
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and boy what an incredible run Cardinal Parolin has had as the Vatican Secretary of State. I tell everybody, Cardinal Parolin might be the best Vatican Secretary of State I’ve ever seen!
(Long pause as the Cardinal Parolin fans go crazy)
…BUT IM GOING WITH CARDINAL TAGLE!
(He puts on a Tagle head)
(Long pause as the Cardinal Parolin fans go crazy)
…BUT IM GOING WITH CARDINAL TAGLE!
(He puts on a Tagle head)
May 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
and boy what an incredible run Cardinal Parolin has had as the Vatican Secretary of State. I tell everybody, Cardinal Parolin might be the best Vatican Secretary of State I’ve ever seen!
(Long pause as the Cardinal Parolin fans go crazy)
…BUT IM GOING WITH CARDINAL TAGLE!
(He puts on a Tagle head)
(Long pause as the Cardinal Parolin fans go crazy)
…BUT IM GOING WITH CARDINAL TAGLE!
(He puts on a Tagle head)
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Apparently Balatro videos are being rated 18+ on YouTube now for gambling
Good thing we are protecting children from knowing what a 4 of a kind is and letting them watch CS case opening videos instead
Good thing we are protecting children from knowing what a 4 of a kind is and letting them watch CS case opening videos instead
April 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Apparently Balatro videos are being rated 18+ on YouTube now for gambling
Good thing we are protecting children from knowing what a 4 of a kind is and letting them watch CS case opening videos instead
Good thing we are protecting children from knowing what a 4 of a kind is and letting them watch CS case opening videos instead
Got a 363 paymon score this year if I calculated it correctly! Ties my best-ever from 2023 :)
66/68 teams in
51/68 teams seeded correctly
63/68 teams within one seed line
skarmory.substack.com/p/skarmorys-... #bracketology
66/68 teams in
51/68 teams seeded correctly
63/68 teams within one seed line
skarmory.substack.com/p/skarmorys-... #bracketology
Skarmory's Bracketology – Live updates! (2025)
I pray for a bid stealer.
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March 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Got a 363 paymon score this year if I calculated it correctly! Ties my best-ever from 2023 :)
66/68 teams in
51/68 teams seeded correctly
63/68 teams within one seed line
skarmory.substack.com/p/skarmorys-... #bracketology
66/68 teams in
51/68 teams seeded correctly
63/68 teams within one seed line
skarmory.substack.com/p/skarmorys-... #bracketology
guess I should plug my Bubble Watch again, because it's a ton of writing and I'd love if anyone took a look at it. minimalistic summary of where things stand in the reply to this post. #bracketology #cbb
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Skarmory's Bubble Watch (2025)
Back and better than ever!
thelowmajor.substack.com
March 8, 2025 at 9:05 AM
guess I should plug my Bubble Watch again, because it's a ton of writing and I'd love if anyone took a look at it. minimalistic summary of where things stand in the reply to this post. #bracketology #cbb
thelowmajor.substack.com/p/skarmorys-...
thelowmajor.substack.com/p/skarmorys-...
#CBB #bracketology (02/24/25)
1-seeds: Auburn, Duke, Alabama, Florida
Last four in: Indiana, Arkansas, Wake Forest, Ohio State
First four out: Texas, North Carolina, Boise State, SMU
Full seed list + comments here: skarmory.substack.com/p/skarmorys-...
1-seeds: Auburn, Duke, Alabama, Florida
Last four in: Indiana, Arkansas, Wake Forest, Ohio State
First four out: Texas, North Carolina, Boise State, SMU
Full seed list + comments here: skarmory.substack.com/p/skarmorys-...
Skarmory's Bracketology – 02/24/25
Can the bubble please strengthen by at least a little bit? Please?
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February 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
#CBB #bracketology (02/24/25)
1-seeds: Auburn, Duke, Alabama, Florida
Last four in: Indiana, Arkansas, Wake Forest, Ohio State
First four out: Texas, North Carolina, Boise State, SMU
Full seed list + comments here: skarmory.substack.com/p/skarmorys-...
1-seeds: Auburn, Duke, Alabama, Florida
Last four in: Indiana, Arkansas, Wake Forest, Ohio State
First four out: Texas, North Carolina, Boise State, SMU
Full seed list + comments here: skarmory.substack.com/p/skarmorys-...
Hope Maliq is okay. Non-contact injuries are scary.
February 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Hope Maliq is okay. Non-contact injuries are scary.
my big project of the year is underway. check out bubble watch, and see where your team is in the bubble conversation! #bracketology #cbb thelowmajor.substack.com/p/skarmorys-...
Skarmory's Bubble Watch (2025)
Back and better than ever!
thelowmajor.substack.com
February 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
my big project of the year is underway. check out bubble watch, and see where your team is in the bubble conversation! #bracketology #cbb thelowmajor.substack.com/p/skarmorys-...
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Arizona and Kansas State combine to go 3-41 from 3. That's the fewest 3PM in a game with 41 3PA or more since at least 1997. But honorable mention to this beauty, where Duquesne and Lipscomb combined to go 1-40.
February 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Arizona and Kansas State combine to go 3-41 from 3. That's the fewest 3PM in a game with 41 3PA or more since at least 1997. But honorable mention to this beauty, where Duquesne and Lipscomb combined to go 1-40.
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some of the wildest, most fun things i've ever worked on were collabs with kofie. as great as the finished products were, i can’t begin to describe his genius-level ability to make everything work behind the scenes. there is literally nobody else like this dude and i'm proud to have worked with him
After 8 years at Vox Media/SB Nation/Secret Base, I have been laid off. Thank you guys for supporting me throughout the years and I hope you join me for whatever is next.
Secret Base will continue to make great things, I honored to be a part of it.
Secret Base will continue to make great things, I honored to be a part of it.
I no longer work at Secret Base... Now what?
After 8 years of working at Vox Media, SB Nation & Secret Base my chapter there has abruptly closed. So what next? Let's talk about itPatreon is here: https:...
buff.ly
February 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
some of the wildest, most fun things i've ever worked on were collabs with kofie. as great as the finished products were, i can’t begin to describe his genius-level ability to make everything work behind the scenes. there is literally nobody else like this dude and i'm proud to have worked with him
New #cbb #bracketology (02/10/25):
1-seeds: Auburn, Alabama, Duke, Tennessee
Last four in: San Diego State, Vanderbilt, Wake Forest, Arkansas
First four out: BYU, SMU, North Carolina, George Mason
Full seed list + comments here: skarmory.substack.com/p/skarmorys-...
1-seeds: Auburn, Alabama, Duke, Tennessee
Last four in: San Diego State, Vanderbilt, Wake Forest, Arkansas
First four out: BYU, SMU, North Carolina, George Mason
Full seed list + comments here: skarmory.substack.com/p/skarmorys-...
Skarmory's Bracketology – 02/10/25
Where the SEC somehow has 14 teams in the field...
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February 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
New #cbb #bracketology (02/10/25):
1-seeds: Auburn, Alabama, Duke, Tennessee
Last four in: San Diego State, Vanderbilt, Wake Forest, Arkansas
First four out: BYU, SMU, North Carolina, George Mason
Full seed list + comments here: skarmory.substack.com/p/skarmorys-...
1-seeds: Auburn, Alabama, Duke, Tennessee
Last four in: San Diego State, Vanderbilt, Wake Forest, Arkansas
First four out: BYU, SMU, North Carolina, George Mason
Full seed list + comments here: skarmory.substack.com/p/skarmorys-...
New #cbb #bracketology (01/27/25):
1-seeds: Auburn, Duke, Iowa State, Alabama
Last four in: Ohio State, UCF, New Mexico, North Carolina
First four out: Indiana, Wake Forest, Arizona State, Northwestern
Full seed list + comments here: skarmory.substack.com/p/skarmorys-...
1-seeds: Auburn, Duke, Iowa State, Alabama
Last four in: Ohio State, UCF, New Mexico, North Carolina
First four out: Indiana, Wake Forest, Arizona State, Northwestern
Full seed list + comments here: skarmory.substack.com/p/skarmorys-...
Skarmory's Bracketology – 01/27/25
Where I continue to argue that UConn is being projected as way too high of a seed.
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January 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
New #cbb #bracketology (01/27/25):
1-seeds: Auburn, Duke, Iowa State, Alabama
Last four in: Ohio State, UCF, New Mexico, North Carolina
First four out: Indiana, Wake Forest, Arizona State, Northwestern
Full seed list + comments here: skarmory.substack.com/p/skarmorys-...
1-seeds: Auburn, Duke, Iowa State, Alabama
Last four in: Ohio State, UCF, New Mexico, North Carolina
First four out: Indiana, Wake Forest, Arizona State, Northwestern
Full seed list + comments here: skarmory.substack.com/p/skarmorys-...
To the fellow bracketologists on here – why is UConn a 7 seed on bracketmatrix? I guess it's inflated from most brackets being from before them losing Saturday, but even the 1/26 brackets seem to put them primarily on the 7 or 8 lines. Is it inertia from last year or? #bracketology #cbb
January 27, 2025 at 8:04 AM
To the fellow bracketologists on here – why is UConn a 7 seed on bracketmatrix? I guess it's inflated from most brackets being from before them losing Saturday, but even the 1/26 brackets seem to put them primarily on the 7 or 8 lines. Is it inertia from last year or? #bracketology #cbb
First #cbb #bracketology of the year! (01/20/25)
1-seeds: Auburn, Duke, Iowa State, Alabama
Last four in: Nebraska, Cincinnati, New Mexico, Indiana
First four out: Texas, Ohio State, SMU, UCF
Full seed list + comments here: open.substack.com/pub/skarmory...
1-seeds: Auburn, Duke, Iowa State, Alabama
Last four in: Nebraska, Cincinnati, New Mexico, Indiana
First four out: Texas, Ohio State, SMU, UCF
Full seed list + comments here: open.substack.com/pub/skarmory...
Skarmory's Bracketology – 01/20/25
GUESS WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS? BRACKETOLOGY TIME, BABY!
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January 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
First #cbb #bracketology of the year! (01/20/25)
1-seeds: Auburn, Duke, Iowa State, Alabama
Last four in: Nebraska, Cincinnati, New Mexico, Indiana
First four out: Texas, Ohio State, SMU, UCF
Full seed list + comments here: open.substack.com/pub/skarmory...
1-seeds: Auburn, Duke, Iowa State, Alabama
Last four in: Nebraska, Cincinnati, New Mexico, Indiana
First four out: Texas, Ohio State, SMU, UCF
Full seed list + comments here: open.substack.com/pub/skarmory...
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funniest chyron of all time, easily
January 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
funniest chyron of all time, easily
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The way Minnesota just beat Michigan!!!
January 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The way Minnesota just beat Michigan!!!
yep. me and my nearly 13k wikipedia edits concur
![job interviewer: So, under "experience" you wrote "Autism"
job interviewer: Would you care to... elaborate?
girl: Ok, so basically [insert wikipedia article]
interviewer: oh shit](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4hv3255d5vjgfjvzeab7zg2e/bafkreibxauqjlmifqn2z4gskja6awcegrtikfshq5zigixad2mova5lrfu@jpeg)
January 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
yep. me and my nearly 13k wikipedia edits concur
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Democracy dies in doinkness
The Washington Post!!!
January 13, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Democracy dies in doinkness
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Feels kinda like golfers with a repetitive waggle
January 13, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Feels kinda like golfers with a repetitive waggle
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that doink bounces out if dan snyder still owns the team
January 13, 2025 at 4:07 AM
that doink bounces out if dan snyder still owns the team