Edward Scissorhans Gruber
@yellingbob.bsky.social
dogs. art. books. yelling.
My very very favorite of the s'mores variety, highly recommend.
November 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
My very very favorite of the s'mores variety, highly recommend.
join the what now
November 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
join the what now
Need more name recommendations for this guy, please. Everyone's required to submit at least three, pls have them on my desk by midnight.
November 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Need more name recommendations for this guy, please. Everyone's required to submit at least three, pls have them on my desk by midnight.
Proof here: Pic #1-2 are from the MSPCA and Animal Rescue League, both the biggest shelter systems in the Boston area. #3-4 are from shelters in greater MA.
Petfinder has most of the $600 - $1200 fees, typically from smaller rescues, esp ones that transport their animals from the south.
🫠 amirite
Petfinder has most of the $600 - $1200 fees, typically from smaller rescues, esp ones that transport their animals from the south.
🫠 amirite
November 1, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Proof here: Pic #1-2 are from the MSPCA and Animal Rescue League, both the biggest shelter systems in the Boston area. #3-4 are from shelters in greater MA.
Petfinder has most of the $600 - $1200 fees, typically from smaller rescues, esp ones that transport their animals from the south.
🫠 amirite
Petfinder has most of the $600 - $1200 fees, typically from smaller rescues, esp ones that transport their animals from the south.
🫠 amirite
Meanwhile, her older brother, usually a poised, elegant boy:
Conked theeee FUK out
Conked theeee FUK out
October 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Meanwhile, her older brother, usually a poised, elegant boy:
Conked theeee FUK out
Conked theeee FUK out
Volume up for sweet snoring rottie sounds <333
October 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Volume up for sweet snoring rottie sounds <333
florwercate
October 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
florwercate
This is the guest bed.
The guest has been relegated to the floor.
(I am happily and voluntarily on the floor, as the second I'm on the bed I have nearly 200lbs of combined Dog on me, which is a DELIGHT but also I need to hold my phone and write stuff down so. Floor. 😂)
The guest has been relegated to the floor.
(I am happily and voluntarily on the floor, as the second I'm on the bed I have nearly 200lbs of combined Dog on me, which is a DELIGHT but also I need to hold my phone and write stuff down so. Floor. 😂)
October 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
This is the guest bed.
The guest has been relegated to the floor.
(I am happily and voluntarily on the floor, as the second I'm on the bed I have nearly 200lbs of combined Dog on me, which is a DELIGHT but also I need to hold my phone and write stuff down so. Floor. 😂)
The guest has been relegated to the floor.
(I am happily and voluntarily on the floor, as the second I'm on the bed I have nearly 200lbs of combined Dog on me, which is a DELIGHT but also I need to hold my phone and write stuff down so. Floor. 😂)
SO handsome.
Also i just love this universal Cat Pose too like Tinybutt here was just doing it this morning and it's Great.
Also i just love this universal Cat Pose too like Tinybutt here was just doing it this morning and it's Great.
October 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
SO handsome.
Also i just love this universal Cat Pose too like Tinybutt here was just doing it this morning and it's Great.
Also i just love this universal Cat Pose too like Tinybutt here was just doing it this morning and it's Great.
Some of my favorite buddies helping me heal 🖤💕🖤
October 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Some of my favorite buddies helping me heal 🖤💕🖤
I have consequently Unearthed her from deep in the blanket tunnels and I should be doing more veterinary hospice and EoL research but she's so soft and just enough heavy and we're both cozy and I'm just gonna let the nap take over now
October 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I have consequently Unearthed her from deep in the blanket tunnels and I should be doing more veterinary hospice and EoL research but she's so soft and just enough heavy and we're both cozy and I'm just gonna let the nap take over now
#petillness #pethospice
It's messing with me a ton that she's back to some amount of normal after all of this. I know she was 'normal' up until she wasn't before Monday, too, and it doesn't mean she's actually okay, but god its a mindfuck to just have her sleepywarm on me just like any other day.
It's messing with me a ton that she's back to some amount of normal after all of this. I know she was 'normal' up until she wasn't before Monday, too, and it doesn't mean she's actually okay, but god its a mindfuck to just have her sleepywarm on me just like any other day.
October 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
#petillness #pethospice
It's messing with me a ton that she's back to some amount of normal after all of this. I know she was 'normal' up until she wasn't before Monday, too, and it doesn't mean she's actually okay, but god its a mindfuck to just have her sleepywarm on me just like any other day.
It's messing with me a ton that she's back to some amount of normal after all of this. I know she was 'normal' up until she wasn't before Monday, too, and it doesn't mean she's actually okay, but god its a mindfuck to just have her sleepywarm on me just like any other day.
cuddlin up in the bed covers on the couch (you can't see it but she's in my lap I'm just covered in blankets)
October 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
cuddlin up in the bed covers on the couch (you can't see it but she's in my lap I'm just covered in blankets)
In further support of my list-
October 8, 2025 at 2:49 PM
In further support of my list-
😂 in order of that list: moonbyul, solar, wheein, hwasa. Naturally they get styled like any one of those enough to make an argument for a reorder, but I'm mostly going on what they post off-stage on socials or during solo tour work.
October 8, 2025 at 2:28 PM
😂 in order of that list: moonbyul, solar, wheein, hwasa. Naturally they get styled like any one of those enough to make an argument for a reorder, but I'm mostly going on what they post off-stage on socials or during solo tour work.
Upon finishing this sketch it occurs to me I may have accidentally Michael in the Good Place scene where he misunderstands the goal of the Trolley Problem'd, but bear with me:
August 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Upon finishing this sketch it occurs to me I may have accidentally Michael in the Good Place scene where he misunderstands the goal of the Trolley Problem'd, but bear with me:
Alright, trying to be less of a downer on here so here's some pics that have made me smile recently.
August 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Alright, trying to be less of a downer on here so here's some pics that have made me smile recently.
behold the fearsome ace-flag-headed monst- oh its just a dog.
July 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
behold the fearsome ace-flag-headed monst- oh its just a dog.
she just did a biiiiiig toe-spreading extended stretch :3
July 19, 2025 at 10:48 PM
she just did a biiiiiig toe-spreading extended stretch :3
[in increasingly frenzied feral spaghetti man voice:] pᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦck ᴹᴱᴱEEEᴱᴱᴱ UPᴾᴾᴾᴾᴾPP!!!!!
July 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
[in increasingly frenzied feral spaghetti man voice:] pᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦck ᴹᴱᴱEEEᴱᴱᴱ UPᴾᴾᴾᴾᴾPP!!!!!
He's doing such big purrs I'm gonna cry for one thousand years
July 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
He's doing such big purrs I'm gonna cry for one thousand years
oh to be a circular little kitty also
July 13, 2025 at 7:36 PM
oh to be a circular little kitty also
My hands are not small, and she's tiny for a rottie. 🥰
July 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
My hands are not small, and she's tiny for a rottie. 🥰
neighbors good blue boy
July 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
neighbors good blue boy