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Yeetus Khryst
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Bishop of Culture-Secular Humanism, Ordained minister of multiple creeds, Satanist, OG Pong-era gamer, former tv producer/on air talent/DJ/Enemy Within

Also complex ADHD type 2e/world class asshole
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ICE is hiring someone to monitor social media for bad words, like "ICE agents should be raped by donkeys then watch their families die" but like, with pictures of guns and stuff.

Hey ICE agents-when the government falls, we will come for you. Traitors.
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#HighQs: In 1994, researchers found that THC encouraged neurogenesis in the hippocampus, the part of the brain linked to learning and memory. It suggested cannabis could help build new brain cells, not destroy them, contradicting decades of federal fear.
#PotCultureMagazine #Weed
November 29, 2025 at 5:30 PM
November 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I challenge the Coward Higgins to a hand to hand fight to the death.

Time and place, coward? I'm going to pee on your face while standing on your throat as you gasp for breath.

Fuck you, Clay.
November 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
November 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
ICE members-

We will be holding you accountable, we will try you for treason, and we will be executing the guilty live on TV.

...and we will laugh.
a cartoon character from south park is saying you 're a traitor
ALT: a cartoon character from south park is saying you 're a traitor
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November 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
November 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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#GVerse #KingResist #Unite #FBaRmy
An ICE Agent was BUSTED by Bloomington Police in "Operation Creep" trying to solicit sex from a minor. When arrested, he said "I'm ICE, boys."

That #FuckICE Agent is toast.
November 19, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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They’re not going after criminals. “Criminals don’t get up and go to work and pay their bills.”

These are not criminals; they’re hard-working people.

EVERY LAST WORD OF THIS🔥
November 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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And there will be people shouting that he had no choice. Cowardice is a choice. The coalition fell bc of Chuck allowing it
November 10, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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Rep. Jamie Raskin said he learned from a whistleblower that Ghislaine Maxwell is receiving special treatment in prison and is in the process of filing a commutation application. https://cnn.it/4oVE4VA
November 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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If you’re having a Great Gatsby-themed party, you’ve never read the book.
November 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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This is an excellent idea!!!
November 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 1:22 AM
October 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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😯
October 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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October 26, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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October 25, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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October 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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🖕🏾 Abbott

#ONEV1
#Pinks 🌸
#Voices4Victory
October 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
If we just kill the uneducated white people the world could live in peace.
a group of men are dancing in front of a car with the words `` white people '' written on the bottom .
ALT: a group of men are dancing in front of a car with the words `` white people '' written on the bottom .
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October 19, 2025 at 4:10 PM