oh don’t forget the warriors for christ showing up to harass the muslim college students during their morning prayers & this gem right here

ofc the olds are in the comments reminiscing about how everyone used to have shotgun racks in their trucks & the principle would come out to check out their new guns

I’ve been liking frame & liverpool recently

I have not been drinking much lately, but there is zero chance of sobriety tonight

thanks, friend. gonna need all of that. in addition to that drama, I can’t wait to be harassed by my senile mil for not giving her a grandson. 🔁 bonus points if my sil, who has apparently taken the side of her friend in my dog bite legal battle, is there 🥳

idk dude. there is so much to unpack. he’s also basically moved in w my mom/they’re still trying to move somewhere else together. we are seeing them tn for my mil’s bday party & he better not try to discuss this all then. my mom already told me that he put in a request to chat w us.

my mom told me earlier that his wife had “maybe died” (like how is this a maybe????) yesterday. & then he randomly texted me about her saying she was going into hospice & included a picture from 2019

not in miami (is it bad that my toddler knows how to do a plur bracelet trade? lmaooo)

54° playing fetch w my new buddy in the sunshine. bottle this feeling up pls & thx

someone went up & down the stairs like a big boy! he was very appropriate in the kitty room. gertrude hissed when he got close & he ran away 😅🥺

“mama can we keep him forever?”

she fed him cucumbers & now they’re pals 🥹

football with this big mush 🖤

he got some good zooms in! definitely lacking some confidence but he’s still super sweet & playful

we’re doing an overnight! first impression has been really good. I’m digging this guy! he’s said to be kid/cat/dog friendly but we have not tested any of those yet