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virginal untouched jayce talis
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yearnatron5000.bsky.social
viktor r. cane
an open dvd case with a disc saying How To Become 10 Feet Tall & Bullet Proof
November 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
yearnatron5000.bsky.social
jayce in that lab for 7 years
a screenshot from a video of a small grey bunny in front of a kitchen counter with the text “We forgot to tell our free roam bunny he can roam freely”
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
yearnatron5000.bsky.social
he really said
November 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 10:28 AM
yearnatron5000.bsky.social
this is jayce and mage viktor for those with the eyes to see
screenshot of a tweet when you're dating a sorcerer more experienced in magical spells than you are and you realise there's a problematic mage gap
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
yearnatron5000.bsky.social
I CAN JAYVIK ANYTHING!!!!
quote tweet: Love is........ fuckin on each other...BEETLE style original tweet: an image of two ladybugs having sex on a leaf with the text: Love is....Keeping each other warm
November 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
yearnatron5000.bsky.social
jayvik confirmed sacrificial lamb 4 sacrificial lamb
concept art of arcane herald viktor holding a lamb puppet thing rollercoasterwords Apr 5, 2023 Follow i'm literally the priest's favorite sacrificial lamb because i am so docile and sweet and i hold very still when they put the rope around my neck and i trot along so happily while they lead me to the altar and they do not even have to tie me down because i lie so very still and only bleat once or twice in my lovely lamb voice and when the knife comes down it cuts through me like butter and i offer no resistance and i bleed so prettily all over my new white wool and my guts all unspool like the most beautiful shining yarn and my eyes are animal and dumb and hold no accusation and every time i die i come right back as another little lamb because the priest loves me so so much and he always chooses me for the sacrifice every time and he always places one hand on my small and twitching nose to calm me while he lifts the knife and he doesn't do it for the other lambs only me because i'm his favorite
November 3, 2025 at 2:22 AM
yearnatron5000.bsky.social
i don’t really care if something good happened to you. it should have happened to me instead
October 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
yearnatron5000.bsky.social
integrated circuits, by me and @straddleatmosphere.bsky.social, with incredible art by the stupendously talented @catmutual.bsky.social! our jvbb posting date was over 2 weeks ago but I’m only getting around to posting this now whoops.

rating: explicit
ch: 4/10

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A graphic stylized to look like a newspaper. The image is of Jayce, being carried like a princess by the Machine Herald, hovering above a Piltover street. In the foreground, facing away from the camera, Cait looks up at them. Text: BREAKING NEWS Piltover Gazette VOL. CL, NO. 54,750 PILTOVER, MONDAY 10 JANN, 990 A.N. EXPLOSION ROCKS KIRAMMAN FUNDRAISER UNKNOWN ASSAILANT ABDUCTS COUNCILOR TALIS FROM GALA Late Sunday evening, guests were left in terror after an attack on the benefit gala for the Cassandra and Tobias Kiramman Foundation. Several explosions interrupted the fundraiser, causing severe structural damage to the Kiramman Ballroom as the ceiling—an antique piece recovered from the Zaunite University prior to its dissolution in 702 A.N.— collapsed. No fatalities occurred but fifteen guests were admitted to the Medarda Hospital with injuries. Councilor Jayce Talis was reported missing immediately following the attack. Several witnesses reported seeing the Councilor being carried away from the chaos by a masked figure, although the Gazette was unable to confirm if this was part of the attack or a new Hextech technology. The motive for the attack remains unknown, although speculation has tied it to the attack on Councilor Talis six months ago. Councilor Talis has been largely absent from the public eye since. The perpetrators of both crimes remain at large. The Sheriff refused to comment, saying the investigation remains ongoing. Continued on Page 7 MOTIVE BEHIND ATTACK ON MAN OF PROGRESS REMAINS UNKNOWN Perpetrators Remain at Large Continued on Page 8 KIRAMMAN SAYS ‘PILTOVER WILL NOT LIVE IN FEAR’ Councilwoman Reassured Terrified City Continued on Page 7
October 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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gargoyle had a vet visit today
a black cat looks out from inside a carrier with giant eyes. over the picture is the red elden ring death text reading GARGOYLE VAXXED
October 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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edited screenshot of a tumblr post anonymous asked: hey you should ask your doctor about MAOls. my SSRIs weren't working so we tried those (i'm on nardil) and it did wonders for my mental health. just saying as a suggestion because based on the fact that you put the fucking arcane herald on my dashboard in 2022 the meds you take right now don't work twistedpictures: WHAT another screenshot below: this website's hate mail game is insane
October 21, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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#jayvik
a screenshot of arcane, of old mage viktor speaking to jayce, with chia pet jayce in between them. a screenshot of a tweet is in the middle of the image, saying: men are a lot like deer. i cannot stop hitting them with my car. i've actually hit so many with my car you would think im going out of my way to find them and hit them with my car. because i've truly hit so many with my car
October 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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a smiling pit bull with a napkin around its neck with a speech bubble above its head saying waiter! waiter! more bug please!!
October 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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sorry to commit the cardinal sin of screenshotting a tumblr post but it really speaks to me tonight
bbg100 You don't like my domestic au? But I lobotomized the characters just for you :( isn't it so nice now that everyone's happy? They all talk and forgive each other 😊 they're getting married, you know. They're pregnant, you know. Time skip soon! Two beautiful kids. After they have them they will put aside all their passions. Maybe they will never go back to the coffee shop 🤭 or university 😜. Maybe they will stay at home with their children. I made this world just for you. Isn't it domestic? Isn't it perfect? Look at how everyone smiles! I am smiling :) are you?
October 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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🫡
October 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
yearnatron5000.bsky.social
JELLYFISH JAYCE HAS FRECKLES NOW
a painting of paul revere riding through town warning that the british are coming
October 6, 2025 at 6:48 PM
yearnatron5000.bsky.social
this shot is still crazy. jayce climbing out of the pit and completing the other half of viktor’s butterfly wing AND it’s a heart?? ultimate loverboy soulmate visuals
a screenshot from season 2 of arcane where jayce has climbed out of the pit and collapsed, surrounded by arcane corruption that forms the shape of a heart/butterfly wing around him. it could also kind of look like a penis if you squint, which is fun
September 30, 2025 at 1:55 PM
yearnatron5000.bsky.social
notice that they never seem to enjoy the canonical size difference either 🤔
a screenshot of arcane herald viktor towering over jayce who is glaring up at him lustfully
September 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
yearnatron5000.bsky.social
had to make a second version for god’s favorite chew toy. squeaks when you bite him
a collage of images of jayce talis from season 2 of arcane with cute bunny stickers around a tumblr post that says rabbits are like if hod invented the most huggable animal on earth and then gave it 600 anxiety disorders
September 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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just got the wildest youtube ad. I can jayvik anything
a youtube ad of a woman facing the camera that says He Makes Me Cum Nonstop After Fixing His Èrection. Must See, Watch Till The End.
September 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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all of us staring at this like
a sepia toned photo of peggy carter in a compass held by steve rogers
September 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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bunny boy princess with every disorder
a collage of screenshots of jayce talis from arcane with cute bunny stickers and a screenshot of a tumblr post that says rabbits are like if god invented the most huggable animal on earth and then gave it 600 anxiety disorders
September 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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multiple sickos memes all layered over each other to express my enthusiasm
September 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
yearnatron5000.bsky.social
who will join me in rewatching arcane in the dumbest way possible
11/6/2025 - Season 1 Episode 1 - Welcome to the Playground Episode 2 - Some Mysteries Are Better Left Unsolved Episode 3 - The Base Violence Necessary for Change 11/9/2025 - Season 2 Episode 1 - Heavy Is the Crown Episode 2 - Watch It All Burn Episode 3 - Finally Got the Name Right 11/13/2025 - Season 1 Episode 4 - Happy Progress Day! Episode 5 - Everybody Wants to Be My Enemy Episode 6 - When These Walls Come Tumbling Down 11/16/2025 - Season 2 Episode 4 - Paint the Town Blue Episode 5 - Blisters and Bedrock Episode 6 - The Message Hidden Within the Pattern 11/20/2025 - Season 1 Episode 7 - The Boy Savior Episode 8 - Oil and Water Episode 9 - The Monster You Created 11/23/2025 - Season 2 Episode 7 - Pretend Like It's the First Time Episode 8 - Killing Is a Cycle Episode 9 - The Dirt Under Your Nails
September 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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so called “free thinkers” when jayce’s beautifully rendered titties are on the dash:
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September 23, 2025 at 3:09 AM