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emily
@yeahitsemily.bsky.social
the artist formerly known as rapdaddywright

yxe 🖤✨
on the touchtunes fucking up the vibe
June 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
need to buy some fruit from a truck in a rona parking lot asap
May 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
girls will be like “I needed this” and it’s human interaction
April 16, 2025 at 12:51 AM
crazy how karaoke is 2.59 min of singing on stage and 3.82 hours of being anxious about singing
April 5, 2025 at 7:29 AM
clicking the button to apply for a job and seeing that they use workday
March 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
my yoga studio’s class booking website is down which I am taking as a sign from the universe to rot on my couch all night
March 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
tate mcrae will be unstoppable when she finally sees a speech language pathologist and overcomes her fear of annunciating
March 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
the heatless curl rollers stay ON during the 3am fire station pull-prank hotel evacuation!!!!
February 28, 2025 at 8:05 AM
do you think they ever hide drugs in luggage and let the airport screening people find them as treat like they do with police dogs
February 27, 2025 at 9:53 AM
getting a kind and helpful reply to an email I was anxious about sending is the corporate equivalent to a kiss on the forehead
February 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
don’t love how it feels like our nation’s sovereignty depends on the outcome of this game but here we are
February 21, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I feel so safe at the designated smoking area behind my yoga studio
February 1, 2025 at 3:51 PM
entering instagram giveaways every day is millennial panhandling
January 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
my new year’s resolution is to learn to jump into the splits like a drag queen. will settle for being able to do a death drop if push comes to shove
January 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
y’all were lying about die hard being a christmas movie
December 25, 2024 at 2:43 AM
crying over Hot Frosty at 8:41 am was not on today’s bingo card
December 24, 2024 at 2:41 PM
doechii’s tiny desk is life changing. and not just because it motivated me to order face tape
December 20, 2024 at 4:32 PM
mr beast looks like when dale gets the 3d surgery in chip n dale rescue rangers
December 19, 2024 at 11:20 PM
feeling really welcomed on bluesky! (got my first porn bot follower)
December 19, 2024 at 11:04 PM