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Yankee Jane
@yankee-jane.bsky.social
I repost things I like on the internet
💜🤍🩶🖤 Ace in the Hole
I was a #healthcarehero for a minute; now just a regular healthcare schlub #traumasurgery #EM4life
#chickens #crossstitch #scifi #socialism ... I like some other things, too.
Pinned
To all my new followers: prepare to be disappointed.
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i still can't believe it's called doge. this is like if the nazis called the wehrmacht "Der Fartenboys"
February 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
"Woe to those who make unjust laws, to those who issue oppressive decrees, to deprive the poor of their rights and withhold justice from the oppressed of my people, making widows their prey and robbing the fatherless." - Isaiah 10:1-2
January 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
While this platform is worlds better than twanker by far, a lot of these lib memes and takes are corny and annoy me a bit.
December 9, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Name a better qualified doctor than Dr. Oz:
December 8, 2024 at 3:01 AM
December 7, 2024 at 1:02 PM
Struggling to stay relevant in midlife #gracefullyaging #thankyourlocalbogwitch
December 7, 2024 at 4:25 AM
If this wasn't so grim, it would be hilarious. The greeting belies the content, to a degree. #UHC #UnitedHealthcare #M4A #ParadiseLost
December 5, 2024 at 3:13 PM
December 5, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Whenever I am feeling a little blue, I remember seeing this on Reddit and it cracks me up every time.
December 4, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Further reaction to news today...
a group of men in suits are carrying a coffin
ALT: a group of men in suits are carrying a coffin
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2024 at 4:50 PM
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Hey guys. I’ve just appointed salt to head the Department of Snail Protection.
November 14, 2024 at 10:50 PM
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Mantis Shrimp
Mantis Shrimp
Sees the world in a crazy tint.
Sixteen cones in its eyes,
Punching prey, they vaporize!
Watch out! It’s the Mantis Shrimp!
December 1, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Old enough to be "the cool aunt."
December 1, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Character Class: Cynical Social Observant on a quest: Seeking a balanced life between healthcare and absurdity, while building a flock of online followers.

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This thing is actually a little painful NGL. Hurts, man.
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December 1, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Content Analysis: A captivating blend of stream-of-consciousness and sarcasm; it’s like listening to a friend ramble drunk about politics and pop culture while also trying to keep it profound.

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December 1, 2024 at 6:32 PM
To all my new followers: prepare to be disappointed.
December 1, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Haven't quite figured out how to properly execute this meme format, but if someone else wants to give it a shot, have at it.
December 1, 2024 at 3:24 PM
November 27, 2024 at 4:03 AM
Chicken filter
November 26, 2024 at 10:11 PM
It's kind of the only thing I got going on, so not wrong. #Dune universe makes me feel ways about stuff; I can escape from the fresh horrors of daily life and step into the fresh horrors of a distant future.
I understand a lot of fandoms but idk how you can be super into Dune without being a true freak
November 26, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Also who ever heard of a police cat? Just saying...
Also I don't trust people who straight don't like cats. It means they don't like things that they can't command, and they likely expect unquestioning obedience from those around them. OK if you aren't a cat person but to actively dislike all cats? Definite red flag in an intimate partner IMO.
November 24, 2024 at 5:53 PM
The cabinet picks are being selected purely for ability to get people riled up. The more normal people protest these inane appointments, the more Trump & Friends can say, "See, they don't want him to succeed!" Ghislane M. will be appointed for something, just to make our heads spin.
November 23, 2024 at 12:36 PM
I try to be funny, witty, have hot takes, etc., but I think hitting the big time (i.e., going viral and getting a bajillion views) is just about luck and timing. My irl friends think I'm funny, at least.
November 22, 2024 at 9:12 PM
This is why if you live in a CCW state, you should be exercising that right. Let some MAGA repub try & make me and my kids prove that our genitals match what their perception of our genders are. Arm Leftists and the LGBTQIA+ before they try & revoke that right, too.
"If a woman doesn't look woman enough to a Republican, they want to be able to inspect your genitals to use a bathroom? It's disgusting.

Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC
November 22, 2024 at 2:02 PM