helena
@yagihimesama.bsky.social
brain of goat - 30s - she 🏳️⚧️ - texas
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vwestlife one of the only people who can say "time for an exciting video about laser printers!" and actually mean it
March 3, 2025 at 3:56 AM
vwestlife one of the only people who can say "time for an exciting video about laser printers!" and actually mean it
fucking hell i was curious to see but wasn't expecting shit to be this bad. the ram i got not even a year ago is legit over 200% more expensive at the same place. it was like.... 50 bucks in january. we are cooked the tech gouls do not want computers to be personal anymore.
December 7, 2025 at 7:00 AM
fucking hell i was curious to see but wasn't expecting shit to be this bad. the ram i got not even a year ago is legit over 200% more expensive at the same place. it was like.... 50 bucks in january. we are cooked the tech gouls do not want computers to be personal anymore.
pls schwalbe don't stop making 650a tires
December 7, 2025 at 6:49 AM
pls schwalbe don't stop making 650a tires
haven't gone for a ride in too long (almost 2 weeks again) but i did put some chain lube at all the points of movement on my dry, crusty (only the spring is rusty), 50 year old sunrace front mech and i can legit feel the improvement that has made at the shifter itself
December 7, 2025 at 6:45 AM
haven't gone for a ride in too long (almost 2 weeks again) but i did put some chain lube at all the points of movement on my dry, crusty (only the spring is rusty), 50 year old sunrace front mech and i can legit feel the improvement that has made at the shifter itself
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crazy all the websites and paypros are doing their big No Horny Allowed crackdown while every online advertisement now is iether "AI SEX HOT AI CHAT NO FILTER BOOB AI FURRY GIRLFRIEND only for adults ages 6+" or "NPR is now teaming up with Bumfights dot com to revolutionize gamified asset trading"
December 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
crazy all the websites and paypros are doing their big No Horny Allowed crackdown while every online advertisement now is iether "AI SEX HOT AI CHAT NO FILTER BOOB AI FURRY GIRLFRIEND only for adults ages 6+" or "NPR is now teaming up with Bumfights dot com to revolutionize gamified asset trading"
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Let’s see if AI could have turned Horii’s piss-poor Wizardry-ripoff slime into this
December 6, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Let’s see if AI could have turned Horii’s piss-poor Wizardry-ripoff slime into this
torn between going for a more offroad capable bike or a new gpu, but with the way the regurgitative computer model ouroboros bubble is going and fucking up memory prices it looks like the option that gets me to touch more grass (but still mostly concrete and and asphalt) is more feasible
December 6, 2025 at 7:46 AM
torn between going for a more offroad capable bike or a new gpu, but with the way the regurgitative computer model ouroboros bubble is going and fucking up memory prices it looks like the option that gets me to touch more grass (but still mostly concrete and and asphalt) is more feasible
Didn't expect to get here so fast!
December 6, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Didn't expect to get here so fast!
2 biggest questions/thoughts i have after 2 wks of playing almost exclusively crazy taxi:
- do retail stores that exclusively sell popcorn actually exist? if they do, is it a san francisco bay area thing??
- havent noticed anyone wearing FILA in like, 15 years. had one pair of their shoes as a child
- do retail stores that exclusively sell popcorn actually exist? if they do, is it a san francisco bay area thing??
- havent noticed anyone wearing FILA in like, 15 years. had one pair of their shoes as a child
December 6, 2025 at 6:24 AM
2 biggest questions/thoughts i have after 2 wks of playing almost exclusively crazy taxi:
- do retail stores that exclusively sell popcorn actually exist? if they do, is it a san francisco bay area thing??
- havent noticed anyone wearing FILA in like, 15 years. had one pair of their shoes as a child
- do retail stores that exclusively sell popcorn actually exist? if they do, is it a san francisco bay area thing??
- havent noticed anyone wearing FILA in like, 15 years. had one pair of their shoes as a child
got one of the most fucked up teleports by the KFC today, hit a bus going to the the field, and then immediately found myself halfway across the field, facing the wrong way
December 6, 2025 at 6:07 AM
got one of the most fucked up teleports by the KFC today, hit a bus going to the the field, and then immediately found myself halfway across the field, facing the wrong way
its incredibly funnysad that halloween scrandle was the first time i've ever seen a veg burger win out (i am not a daily scranner)
December 6, 2025 at 6:03 AM
its incredibly funnysad that halloween scrandle was the first time i've ever seen a veg burger win out (i am not a daily scranner)
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If some 80s SF author put in their cyberpunk novel that one of the megacorps started out as a mail order movie rental service, they'd be laughed out of the room.
December 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM
If some 80s SF author put in their cyberpunk novel that one of the megacorps started out as a mail order movie rental service, they'd be laughed out of the room.
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"The evil overlords are a software company, a mail order movie rental service, a bulletin board for Harvard students, a bookstore, and the world's shittiest car company. Oh and the AIs are built on chips for video games."
December 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
"The evil overlords are a software company, a mail order movie rental service, a bulletin board for Harvard students, a bookstore, and the world's shittiest car company. Oh and the AIs are built on chips for video games."
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the last time i intentionally ate whole mushrooms i ate them specifically for the "poison" in them so make of that what you will
December 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
the last time i intentionally ate whole mushrooms i ate them specifically for the "poison" in them so make of that what you will
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I really need to do some ROM surfing in the Acorn Archimedes library. Just look at this shit. What the fuck
DarkWood (1995) (Eclipse)
YouTube video by JASPP
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December 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I really need to do some ROM surfing in the Acorn Archimedes library. Just look at this shit. What the fuck
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Happy Birthday (Observed) to the uncontested KING Jonathan The Tortoise, estimated to be 192 years old
192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!
192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!
December 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Happy Birthday (Observed) to the uncontested KING Jonathan The Tortoise, estimated to be 192 years old
192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!
192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!
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damn zohran made a hell of a phonecall this week huh
President Trump, apparently enamored by the pint-sized Kei cars he saw during his recent trip to Japan, has paved the way for them to be made and sold in the US despite concerns
Trump Wants Asia’s ‘Cute’ Kei Cars to be Made and Sold in US
President Donald Trump, apparently enamored by the pint-sized Kei cars he saw during his recent trip to Japan, has paved the way for them to be made and sold in the US, despite concerns that they’re too small and slow to be driven safely on American roads.
bloom.bg
December 4, 2025 at 4:17 AM
damn zohran made a hell of a phonecall this week huh
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i may be a sega fanboy but there is legit no video game library like the ps1 library. that box is full of ghosts
there’s no possible way there can exist as many PS1 hidden gems as are being discovered
the only explanation is that people are producing brand-new PS1 deep cuts and backdating them to 1998
the only explanation is that people are producing brand-new PS1 deep cuts and backdating them to 1998
December 3, 2025 at 11:23 PM
i may be a sega fanboy but there is legit no video game library like the ps1 library. that box is full of ghosts
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Deathmatch was the last great American invention
December 4, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Deathmatch was the last great American invention
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me when i see ppl posting crazy taxi runs with infinite backward drifts in the dropoff zone
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz8r...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz8r...
Point Scabbing
YouTube video by HizzyFoShizzy
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December 3, 2025 at 9:46 AM
me when i see ppl posting crazy taxi runs with infinite backward drifts in the dropoff zone
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz8r...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz8r...
i absolutely do not remember how to 1cc sega bass fishing
December 3, 2025 at 9:20 AM
i absolutely do not remember how to 1cc sega bass fishing
im gonna see if i can remember how to 1cc sega bass fishing after a voodoo ranger to celebrate
December 3, 2025 at 6:52 AM
im gonna see if i can remember how to 1cc sega bass fishing after a voodoo ranger to celebrate