Alex
@ya-girlalex.bsky.social
Memphis gworl | Carolina alum |consummate overachiever | unserious but dead serious
rollerskating, and absolutely
fun fact about me: at the beginning of the pandemic, i became obsessed with baking macarons and the process of making the highest quality cup of coffee ☕️ i had to stop both because hey, they’re quite expensive hobbies lol
besties what was your pandemic hobby? and did it stick? 🫠
besties what was your pandemic hobby? and did it stick? 🫠
December 11, 2024 at 7:20 AM
rollerskating, and absolutely
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you’d be thinkin a nigga single whole time his babyshower today
November 25, 2024 at 4:41 PM
you’d be thinkin a nigga single whole time his babyshower today
surely it can’t have always been this dark in the winter b/c 7 PM be giving midnight
November 21, 2024 at 1:03 AM
surely it can’t have always been this dark in the winter b/c 7 PM be giving midnight
what you lose in wage potential working at nonprofits you gain in free food😂
November 21, 2024 at 12:18 AM
what you lose in wage potential working at nonprofits you gain in free food😂
hosting father-daughter dances in 2024 is…..a choice
November 21, 2024 at 12:05 AM
hosting father-daughter dances in 2024 is…..a choice
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🎵Operator! Get my baby on the LINE 😫
November 20, 2024 at 5:11 PM
🎵Operator! Get my baby on the LINE 😫
you could put a gun to my head and I still wouldn’t be able to spell restaurant correctly on the first try
November 19, 2024 at 8:20 PM
you could put a gun to my head and I still wouldn’t be able to spell restaurant correctly on the first try
Suspect knows the Tamia shuffle, but always messes up the little three quarters spin when around other people.
suspect is black but can’t learn the tamia shuffle after countless attempts at trying
November 19, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Suspect knows the Tamia shuffle, but always messes up the little three quarters spin when around other people.
I love my apartment so much. And I loved the other two, but this one hits different lol third time’s the charm!
November 19, 2024 at 4:10 AM
I love my apartment so much. And I loved the other two, but this one hits different lol third time’s the charm!
My college made us take a PE class to graduate and I resented it SO much but unfortunately seven years later I see that my PE instructor was right. Exercise DOES make you happier💀
November 19, 2024 at 3:39 AM
My college made us take a PE class to graduate and I resented it SO much but unfortunately seven years later I see that my PE instructor was right. Exercise DOES make you happier💀
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any disrespect over here will get you blocked, this ain’t twitter, no back and forths. vibe or move around
November 17, 2024 at 5:19 PM
any disrespect over here will get you blocked, this ain’t twitter, no back and forths. vibe or move around
almost died on the yoga mat tonight.
November 19, 2024 at 2:21 AM
almost died on the yoga mat tonight.
I admire her persistence. She has a lot more faith in love than I do😂
November 17, 2024 at 7:11 PM
I admire her persistence. She has a lot more faith in love than I do😂
strangers’ babies let me hold them without crying and that is how I know the universe objectively likes me better than average.
November 17, 2024 at 7:01 PM
strangers’ babies let me hold them without crying and that is how I know the universe objectively likes me better than average.
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That we’re crybabies. I do not be crying 😂
3. what’s a common MISCONCEPTION about your sign?
November 17, 2024 at 6:51 PM
That we’re crybabies. I do not be crying 😂
Can’t wait until I successfully convert all the homies to this app.
November 17, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Can’t wait until I successfully convert all the homies to this app.
Got promoted twice in the same month at my jobbbb and then won an alumni award for how good I am at it.
November 17, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Got promoted twice in the same month at my jobbbb and then won an alumni award for how good I am at it.
It doesn’t matter how small you make the unsubscribe button on the email; trust, you will be dealt with!
November 17, 2024 at 5:07 PM
It doesn’t matter how small you make the unsubscribe button on the email; trust, you will be dealt with!
Sitting still for more than an hour <
November 17, 2024 at 8:35 AM
Sitting still for more than an hour <
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I was cleaning out my phone and came across this. Seems like a good reminder 🖤
November 15, 2024 at 5:36 AM
I was cleaning out my phone and came across this. Seems like a good reminder 🖤
they on Facebook saying Mike threw the fight💀 that’s not what that tremble in his legs said!
November 17, 2024 at 8:28 AM
they on Facebook saying Mike threw the fight💀 that’s not what that tremble in his legs said!
a job not gon stress me out. at the end of the day, the (work) day gotta end😂
November 17, 2024 at 4:19 AM
a job not gon stress me out. at the end of the day, the (work) day gotta end😂
personally? I’m relieved there’s a new Twitter. Being that connected to the same random thoughts I had in HS was weird lol it was time for a fresh slate.
November 15, 2024 at 10:19 PM
personally? I’m relieved there’s a new Twitter. Being that connected to the same random thoughts I had in HS was weird lol it was time for a fresh slate.