Christine Riccio
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xtinemay.bsky.social
Christine Riccio
@xtinemay.bsky.social
Author🫶 Attached At The Hip out Now 🌴
Those Forking Fangirls Podcast Host. Swiftie.
Youtuber. Book Lover. Banana.
Thirty, Flirty, & Forever Alone (✨my 4th book out 11.11.2025!✨) is available for preorder now! a.co/d/f5HXbtv
💙 27 Dresses meets Crazy-Ex Girlfriend
💙 adult rom-com with a splash of magic
💙 singLe while EVeryOne elsE is getting pregnant & getting married
💙whimsical late bloomer times
June 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
frantically cleaning my house cuz the cleaning lady’s coming tomorrow 🙃
April 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
i just killed a spider on my ceiling with a baseball bat. i couldn’t let it get away and throwing a book meant risking it falling off the ceiling. stakes were too high.
February 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
i could not stop thinking about Onyx Storm. i’m in love with Xaden Riroson. Rebecca Yarros has brought me back to youtube 🖤

ONYX STORM IS TOP TIER | booktalk with xtinemay
youtu.be/UiUqMq3pixo
ONYX STORM IS TOP TIER | booktalk with xtinemay
YouTube video by polandbananasBOOKS
youtu.be
February 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM
i got my edits back a week after i submitted the first draft of book 4.
*heavy breathing*

i’m fine this is fine.
January 16, 2025 at 5:05 AM
me: *working on my book due January 6 from family home in jersey*

family every hour: HAVE U FINISHED UR BOOK YET

me: i will be working untill the deadline

one hour later: are u finished with ur book yet

🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠
December 26, 2024 at 8:13 PM
the Shrinking s2 finale 🥹🖤🙌
December 26, 2024 at 8:10 PM
remember when were constantly privy to how many times we’d listened to any song in our music library because itunes literally kept score XD
December 5, 2024 at 6:55 AM
why does the dentist always try to upsell me.

i have to walk in there like ross gellar quitting the gym.

I JUST WANT A CLEANING. PLEASE JUST THE CLEANING.
December 3, 2024 at 10:45 PM
why is my feed here 95% …. cats? XD

algorithm i like movies, tv, books, dogs, pop girlies, and taylor swift ✨✌️
December 3, 2024 at 5:33 AM
i can’t wait to learn the unadulterated loathing choreo during my writing breaks this weekend. CANT WAIT.
November 29, 2024 at 11:41 PM
just got out of Wicked.

*lights come up*
mom: why aRE yoU cryInG??
me: it was absolute perfection?? HOW ARE U NOT?! IVE BEEN SOBBING SINCE THE DANCE

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November 28, 2024 at 4:50 AM
trying to work with my family around is like trying to work in a beehive. ✨
November 26, 2024 at 9:51 PM
causally crying thinking about how emo i’m going to be watching the live stream of tays last eras tour show
November 26, 2024 at 2:03 AM
frantically figure out what to get all your loved ones for christmas week hath begun 🎁
November 25, 2024 at 9:29 PM
hi! I write comedy books about women figuring out life in their 20’s and falling in love 🤓

i’m from jersey (the new one)
i live in california
i made bookish comedy videos on the internet for 13 years under the name polandbanansbooks

WHAT UP ✌️
November 25, 2024 at 8:40 AM