I’m playing two back to back gigs on Friday and Saturday in the bands I play drums for🥁 come party and say hii :)

I bet wario would drive a pt cruiser if he were real

The train in central Eastside is my #1 op

I just spilled sticky weed oil on my tits and in my hair and it is not even 9am lol

Playing drums in my angry trannycore sludge metal band in Portland at the end of the month 💖🖤 come say hi and hangout :)

Woops got in trouble at work today for showing my "midriff" u know u are looking hot when u get a dress code violation ;p

My pussy feels like the inside of a Valentino bag

Banned on Xbox til the 15th for using this pic of me :/

My vibrator literally exploded yesterday 😭 sparks and everything 💥 She got to bust before I did :(

One of my bosses has her little daughter follow her around at work sometimes and she told me that my hair was "really cool" and my day has been officially made 😭

New glasses prescription got me feeling like a frog in a fishbowl wearing drunk goggles 🐸🐟🤓

I'm merely a lizard basking in the sun 🌞🦎 vitamin d pls fix me

I sit like this cuz I have tiny legs that don’t reach the floor and autism. This guy on the bus tried to rizz me up by mirroring my pose and going “ohm” then when leaving said “I hope we meet again if God allows it” oh to be a girl on public transit

Got way too lit off CBD gummies and matcha last night 🤪 cuz uh yeah I like 2 party duh 😎