Chris “xmas” Smits
@xmas-smits.bsky.social
Adult collectible. Not a toy. Ages 15 and up. Movie guy at Bucket O’ Blood in Chicago.
Some summer inspo from Bob McGraw.
July 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Some summer inspo from Bob McGraw.
Scary Kids Alert!
“After five mentally defective children survive a van accident in the snow, they make their way to a lodge where they start killing adults who offend them or are rude to them.”
The Devil Times Five (1974)
Directed by Sean MacGregor
“After five mentally defective children survive a van accident in the snow, they make their way to a lodge where they start killing adults who offend them or are rude to them.”
The Devil Times Five (1974)
Directed by Sean MacGregor
July 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Scary Kids Alert!
“After five mentally defective children survive a van accident in the snow, they make their way to a lodge where they start killing adults who offend them or are rude to them.”
The Devil Times Five (1974)
Directed by Sean MacGregor
“After five mentally defective children survive a van accident in the snow, they make their way to a lodge where they start killing adults who offend them or are rude to them.”
The Devil Times Five (1974)
Directed by Sean MacGregor
For those vacationers who waited till the last minute and everything at
Martha’s Vineyard
was booked.
Tentacles (1977)
Directed by
Ovidio G. Assonitis
Martha’s Vineyard
was booked.
Tentacles (1977)
Directed by
Ovidio G. Assonitis
June 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
For those vacationers who waited till the last minute and everything at
Martha’s Vineyard
was booked.
Tentacles (1977)
Directed by
Ovidio G. Assonitis
Martha’s Vineyard
was booked.
Tentacles (1977)
Directed by
Ovidio G. Assonitis
“Shouldn’t” doesn’t mean “Can’t”
Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things (1972)
Directed by Bob Clark
Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things (1972)
Directed by Bob Clark
June 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
“Shouldn’t” doesn’t mean “Can’t”
Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things (1972)
Directed by Bob Clark
Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things (1972)
Directed by Bob Clark
We need to bring back this kind of Thursday energy.
March 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
We need to bring back this kind of Thursday energy.
Absolute icon.
He and his bandmates changed everything for the better in the stand against the mundane and this news really makes me sad.
Rest easy, Sir, and thank you for everything.
#DavidJohansen
He and his bandmates changed everything for the better in the stand against the mundane and this news really makes me sad.
Rest easy, Sir, and thank you for everything.
#DavidJohansen
March 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Absolute icon.
He and his bandmates changed everything for the better in the stand against the mundane and this news really makes me sad.
Rest easy, Sir, and thank you for everything.
#DavidJohansen
He and his bandmates changed everything for the better in the stand against the mundane and this news really makes me sad.
Rest easy, Sir, and thank you for everything.
#DavidJohansen
Hell yeah, Gene Hackman.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
February 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Hell yeah, Gene Hackman.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
I’m staying up past my bedtime tonight.
February 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I’m staying up past my bedtime tonight.