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Barrio Speedwagon
@xicanobrowndude.bsky.social
Born to Puro Pinche Pari, forced to chambear.
I pick the oddest hours for reading dense texts
December 7, 2025 at 4:53 AM
December 7, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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he sings "ragu on a plate of spaghetti"
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Creative goals: to reach Xōchipilli (the Mexica god of poetry) levels.
December 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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[Werner Herzog voice] He is monstrous, but in a more profound sense, Cookie Monster is also a victim
December 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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I remember when I was over there, Netanyahu slipped & fell during a naval photo op & had to be caught by a sailor. Super embarrassing, caught in great photos which ran on the front page of every newspaper in the country: except Israel Hayom. Anyway here's the photo!
December 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Just pure unadulterated evil
December 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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MEDIA FRIEND: you won’t believe this about Olivia Nuzzi
NORMAL FRIEND: did you get anything on Black Friday?
ELDER GOD SPEAKING TO ME THROUGH VEIL: Ḓ̵̯̌͘ơ̴͍͗ ̶̖̭̇Y̵̧͉͑̅o̴͖̽͛u̵̮̐̒ ̵̍͜͝H̷̢͗͆a̷̯̓ṿ̶̍e̸̖̅ ̶͓͆̏À̷͇͠ ̷͙̬͋͂L̵͉̈́ỉ̴̯g̸̛̭͂h̶̪͚͛̓t̵̲͂́n̴̜̚i̷̟͘͠n̷͎̲͋͊g̵̡̮͝ ̶̧̓C̵̗̜̉a̸̡̭̐b̴͙̍̎l̷̻̖̋̆e̸͍̮͂ ̶̝̘̐̃M̴̜̯̿ỷ̵̪̬ ̵̠̂P̴͚̪̅͗h̸̜͙̃o̴̙͆̂n̵͈͗̊e̴̟̔͘ ̶͎̓͘I̸̩̜͛̄s̵̯͚̉ ̷̨̟̌͊D̸̙̟̈́̚y̵͗̈́͜i̴̛̼̊n̴͉̯̿g̴̣̕
December 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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Biden silently watching Joeys World Tour food videos and being like “I tell you what, this fellas pretty kooky eh boys?”
April 26, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Peak manhood
December 1, 2025 at 5:56 AM
As the sad strains of Life in a Northern Town play
November 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Battle for my attention
November 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Two guys that remember the last twelve wild hours of Fleets.
November 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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She broke into Corey Lewandowski’s house in 2018. Everyone -and I mean- EVERYONE knew she was unethical. Before that she was cozying up to literal Nazis and was in a group chat with them. She started dating Lizza after it came out that he was sex creep.
I was right
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Thought about this spoonerism for an old times right wing racist Twitter account.
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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"People are poor and that's not enriching the rich"
November 24, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Somehow, Eddie Murphy found a through line between Jodorowsky and MTV's Ridiculousness
November 24, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Imagine the arm strength to take selfies with an Asus laptop
November 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM