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xellose101.bsky.social
@xellose101.bsky.social
Mostly a lurker, but if we find common ground I won't shut up
I like round folks, working out, hockey, and football
Also a big fan of 90's video games and anime

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I don't hate it, but honestly I think the white made it stand out from the rest of the SEGA systems.

The Master System and Genesis (along with the 32x and SEGA CD) were all black and looked really nice, the white was almost a breath of fresh air for SEGA.

But the black is real sharp looking.
December 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
While I prefer the PS2, I could never not love the system that gave us Luigi's Mansion, the greatest spinoff ever.
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November 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
You're in costume, have a friend, and pizza can be brought to you, why go out?

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October 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Never in all my years did I know that I needed the word "Sexjester" in my lexicon, but you've opened my eyes and I thank you for that
October 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
100%

I just finished Disgaea 7 (came out in 23), and just loaded Final Fantasy 16 onto my PS5 so I can start it later today.

Being able to enjoy a game on your own time and at your own pace is a freedom we should all feel
September 9, 2025 at 1:00 PM
September 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Meh, I've lived the 'normal' life before, it's way more fun to be weird and different.

The key to it all, is just to stop giving a shit what others think of you. As long as you're not hurting yourself or others, live your best life and screw anyone who doesn't like you for it.
September 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
'Twould be a boon if you'd give us a, "we don't care about your new stuff, just gimme the 90's early 00's cartoons/anime" streaming service.

I try not to be the 'old man yelling at kids', like enjoy what you enjoy, but gimme my simple joys and you won't hear a peep out of me.
August 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
The ultimate example of "if it fits, I sits"
August 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I dunno if it counts, but I liked Reign of Fire

Was it great? No.

But it was a fun summer action movie
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August 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I'm not opposed to it either

If we're talking specific things I love: smaller preds role reversing larger prey leading to massively cartoonish bellies
August 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Huh, that's real impressive she can fit all those berries in her at the same time
August 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I watched this with my 8 year old nephew a few weeks ago and his take away from this scene was, "why are they still singing when people are fighting?"

And all I could think was, "it was the 90's and we never stopped to think 'Why?'"
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August 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The worlds most slow to anger barbarian.

It takes me forever to get pissed, but so help me I'm murdering something if you get me there
August 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
a sizably engorged teardrop?
August 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Looking back on it, the concept that a Japanese man came to New York, recruited random teenage ne'er do wells to do simple crime/become ninjas, only to have his plans thwarted my mutant turtles who also had been taught ninjitsu is an absolute crazy concept....

Yet I love it and never question it
August 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
My heart says Alanis, but she's not letting you out if she gets you.

I feel like being swallowed by Suki has so much potential. She puffs herself up after she gulps you, congrats you now are inside of a giant cat tummy bounce house!
August 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Tenchu 2, the wonderful game where you can hang from the ceiling, drop poison rice balls to bring guards directly under you, then drop from the ceiling killing them before the eat the rice.

What if someone finds a body? No worries, just use the "animal whistle" and they'll assume the chicken did it
August 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I'm gonna be real, I was born and raised in Michigan and up until like 8 years ago I didn't even know square pizza was called "Detroit Style" I just assumed people sometimes ate square pizza

And honestly Detroit style is soooo different from NY I don't think the turtles would like it, so we lose
August 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
"So I've got a great idea for the opening song, killer guitar rift followed by the words 'Super fighting robot, Mega Man!' and then loop it like 15 times"

"Love it! Make it so!"
August 5, 2025 at 3:17 PM
In FF Tactics, the thief class can "Charm" member of the opposite sex.

I had a thief named Boyle, who had a 0% success rate at charming woman, so as a joke when he had no other action to take I tried to charm a man and it worked.

No idea if it was a glitch, but I always loved my gay thief Boyle
August 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
As in tendon/muscle/joint pain or you hurt it and now your hand hurts?

If it's the former, you could try taking magnesium, lots of people I train (myself too) have had good results with it.

If it's the latter, rest up and think of spherical woman... you can think of spherical woman anyway honestly
July 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I played 3 the most.

But 2 is the best. I couch co-op beat that game like 3 times a week with my neighbor for like 8 solid months
July 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Shadow Dancer.

Kind of the bastard child of the Shinobi franchise, but you get a dog friend and you die in 1 hit
July 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I don't hate it, but the metallic shine of it and dark color combo kind of hits me as old fashioned.

Like the shiny dark color combo just hits me as something from the late 90's early 00's. There's nothing wrong with it, it just feels a little old
July 25, 2025 at 12:48 PM