xavier garcia
@xaviergarcia.bsky.social
writer / editor / hermit / collector of dust
Editor at Twin Pies Literary / Linktree: linktr.ee/xavieragarcia
Editor at Twin Pies Literary / Linktree: linktr.ee/xavieragarcia
Jacob Elordi was actually sick in Frankenstein. I take my hate back. But every time he was on screen I thought of these three guys lol
November 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Jacob Elordi was actually sick in Frankenstein. I take my hate back. But every time he was on screen I thought of these three guys lol
Don’t talk about my life much (besides mac n cheese consumption). But here’s sumthing. Last year, me and girl went to London for a vacation. One evening, as the sun was setting, I asked her to marry me. She said yes lol. Anyway next Saturday I’m getting married. In my feelings rn
November 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Don’t talk about my life much (besides mac n cheese consumption). But here’s sumthing. Last year, me and girl went to London for a vacation. One evening, as the sun was setting, I asked her to marry me. She said yes lol. Anyway next Saturday I’m getting married. In my feelings rn
*me watching the new season and Eddie pops up*
“That’s the guy Mindy wants to kiss a thousand times!”
“That’s the guy Mindy wants to kiss a thousand times!”
November 8, 2025 at 1:34 AM
*me watching the new season and Eddie pops up*
“That’s the guy Mindy wants to kiss a thousand times!”
“That’s the guy Mindy wants to kiss a thousand times!”
Lunchables should come adult-portion size too!
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Lunchables should come adult-portion size too!
I should learn to make pancakes. Haven’t had them since I was a kid
November 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I should learn to make pancakes. Haven’t had them since I was a kid
Is that what they were doing? Airplane arms? I thought they were doing the Naruto run lol
November 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Is that what they were doing? Airplane arms? I thought they were doing the Naruto run lol
Fastest Man Alive, Muddasuckas!
November 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Fastest Man Alive, Muddasuckas!
Happy Hallowe’en, you weirdos, mine!
October 31, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Happy Hallowe’en, you weirdos, mine!
Yoooo just picked up Wet Screams, edited by @garbagesauce.bsky.social and @chrisshapedghost.bsky.social! Can’t wait to dive in. Let’s goooooo
October 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Yoooo just picked up Wet Screams, edited by @garbagesauce.bsky.social and @chrisshapedghost.bsky.social! Can’t wait to dive in. Let’s goooooo
How your email finds me after a night of watching 18 innings only for the Jays to lose
October 28, 2025 at 1:06 PM
How your email finds me after a night of watching 18 innings only for the Jays to lose
Yamamoto is the scariest guy I’ve seen in my life
October 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Yamamoto is the scariest guy I’ve seen in my life
It’s official: Guillermo del Toro is a Toronto mans
October 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
It’s official: Guillermo del Toro is a Toronto mans
Finished reading this short horror story collection by Toronto legend @davidnickle.bsky.social last night. I’m a huge fan of Eutopia and Volk so I knew I would dig. Did not disappoint!
October 24, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Finished reading this short horror story collection by Toronto legend @davidnickle.bsky.social last night. I’m a huge fan of Eutopia and Volk so I knew I would dig. Did not disappoint!
For the morning people! Sorry if it looks like I'm spamming, I've just never filmed an unboxing video before and I'm kind of proud of it + I'm still over-the-moon that a story of mine is going to be in Best American Science Fiction and Fantasy by
MarinerBooks of Harper Collins!! Big 5!!
MarinerBooks of Harper Collins!! Big 5!!
October 22, 2025 at 12:53 PM
For the morning people! Sorry if it looks like I'm spamming, I've just never filmed an unboxing video before and I'm kind of proud of it + I'm still over-the-moon that a story of mine is going to be in Best American Science Fiction and Fantasy by
MarinerBooks of Harper Collins!! Big 5!!
MarinerBooks of Harper Collins!! Big 5!!
For the evening crowd! Got a short horror story in Best American Science Fiction and Fantasy 2025 by Mariner Books! I'm still absolutely floored by this. Big 5 sucka! Decided to make an unboxing video cuz I'd never done one before haha!
October 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
For the evening crowd! Got a short horror story in Best American Science Fiction and Fantasy 2025 by Mariner Books! I'm still absolutely floored by this. Big 5 sucka! Decided to make an unboxing video cuz I'd never done one before haha!
Yooooo I can't believe this day is finally here! A story of mine is going to be in Best American Science Fiction and Fantasy 2025 by @marinerbooks.bsky.social
of HarperCollins! One of the Big 5! I'm tripping out, man! Buy the book and read my horror love letter to hip hop!
of HarperCollins! One of the Big 5! I'm tripping out, man! Buy the book and read my horror love letter to hip hop!
October 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Yooooo I can't believe this day is finally here! A story of mine is going to be in Best American Science Fiction and Fantasy 2025 by @marinerbooks.bsky.social
of HarperCollins! One of the Big 5! I'm tripping out, man! Buy the book and read my horror love letter to hip hop!
of HarperCollins! One of the Big 5! I'm tripping out, man! Buy the book and read my horror love letter to hip hop!
Late night pho and shrimp cuz sometimes it be like that
October 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Late night pho and shrimp cuz sometimes it be like that
Daniel Warren Johnson drew a picture of Absolute Batman just wrecking an ICE agent and now that same drawing is being thrown up at a protest.
Not to sound over dramatic, but this is what Grant Morrison is talking about when they talk about archetypes how they’re living things
Not to sound over dramatic, but this is what Grant Morrison is talking about when they talk about archetypes how they’re living things
October 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Daniel Warren Johnson drew a picture of Absolute Batman just wrecking an ICE agent and now that same drawing is being thrown up at a protest.
Not to sound over dramatic, but this is what Grant Morrison is talking about when they talk about archetypes how they’re living things
Not to sound over dramatic, but this is what Grant Morrison is talking about when they talk about archetypes how they’re living things
Okkkkk so last night I finished Toadstones by @geoliminal.bsky.social, which @malarkeybooks.bsky.social put out, and pls believe me when I see this is now one of my top favourite short story collections of all time for me. Eric is really in his bag when he goes historical, but every story here cuts!
October 19, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Okkkkk so last night I finished Toadstones by @geoliminal.bsky.social, which @malarkeybooks.bsky.social put out, and pls believe me when I see this is now one of my top favourite short story collections of all time for me. Eric is really in his bag when he goes historical, but every story here cuts!
Dear Cineplex, I hate these fucking guys. Get new mascots fr cuz every time they come on in a pre-show all I want to do is look into their dead popcorn shell eyes as they burn in microwave. Or at least make them cuter or something lol
October 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Dear Cineplex, I hate these fucking guys. Get new mascots fr cuz every time they come on in a pre-show all I want to do is look into their dead popcorn shell eyes as they burn in microwave. Or at least make them cuter or something lol
Swung by the local comic book shop to pick up the 1st issue of Matt Fraction/Jorge Jimenez’s new Batman book. Went in sorta skeptical but I’m a true believer now! This is a gorgeous ass book! I’m fully hooked and I need more asap cuz this here’s what it’s all about man
September 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Swung by the local comic book shop to pick up the 1st issue of Matt Fraction/Jorge Jimenez’s new Batman book. Went in sorta skeptical but I’m a true believer now! This is a gorgeous ass book! I’m fully hooked and I need more asap cuz this here’s what it’s all about man
Peacemaker season 2 is so fucking good! I’m so damn ready to see some nazis get wrecked. I hope my homeboy shows up!
September 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Peacemaker season 2 is so fucking good! I’m so damn ready to see some nazis get wrecked. I hope my homeboy shows up!
I don't know how the hell this happened, but I completely forgot this came out back in June. So, a short horror story of mine got made into a podcast by The Other Stories podcast!! So surreal to hear someone read my words! Anyway, take a listen, link in comments.
September 23, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I don't know how the hell this happened, but I completely forgot this came out back in June. So, a short horror story of mine got made into a podcast by The Other Stories podcast!! So surreal to hear someone read my words! Anyway, take a listen, link in comments.
Read @justinlutz.bsky.social Gone to Seed that @filthyloot.bsky.social put out, shout out Ira, and I had such a blast with this! The trigger control with these stories is wild. I felt frozen in place, in the fucking thick of it, then pop, the shit goes down at exact time it needs to for max effect
September 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Read @justinlutz.bsky.social Gone to Seed that @filthyloot.bsky.social put out, shout out Ira, and I had such a blast with this! The trigger control with these stories is wild. I felt frozen in place, in the fucking thick of it, then pop, the shit goes down at exact time it needs to for max effect
Rewatched the Fly last night and like Drake who, Cronenberg the real 6ix God. Toronto mans are all homunculi born of his Flesh
September 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Rewatched the Fly last night and like Drake who, Cronenberg the real 6ix God. Toronto mans are all homunculi born of his Flesh