@xalvadorxtrano.bsky.social
Tonight a straight girl told me that she wanted to do drag but didn’t want to take anything away from gay men and I was like girl puss to puss please take things away from these gay men
June 8, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Tonight a straight girl told me that she wanted to do drag but didn’t want to take anything away from gay men and I was like girl puss to puss please take things away from these gay men
Thanks Chase Bank for the personalized Wealth Plan ❤️
February 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Thanks Chase Bank for the personalized Wealth Plan ❤️
If you’re latino and voted for trump I need you to know that every night I say a little prayer that your sazón spills all over the floor, that your rice always comes out mushy, and that your jbl speaker doesn’t connect
February 21, 2025 at 6:45 AM
If you’re latino and voted for trump I need you to know that every night I say a little prayer that your sazón spills all over the floor, that your rice always comes out mushy, and that your jbl speaker doesn’t connect
All this discourse about Divorced Dad Rock when what we really need to be talking about is Mom In A Bad Marriage Pop.
Tori Amos. Sarah Mclachlan. Dido. Fiona Apple.
Tori Amos. Sarah Mclachlan. Dido. Fiona Apple.
February 17, 2025 at 6:41 AM
All this discourse about Divorced Dad Rock when what we really need to be talking about is Mom In A Bad Marriage Pop.
Tori Amos. Sarah Mclachlan. Dido. Fiona Apple.
Tori Amos. Sarah Mclachlan. Dido. Fiona Apple.
I wish that we could send millions of dollars in condoms back through the very fabric of space time so that Elon Musk was never conceived #elonmusk
February 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I wish that we could send millions of dollars in condoms back through the very fabric of space time so that Elon Musk was never conceived #elonmusk
Keke Palmer IS America’s Sweetheart #kekepalmer
February 12, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Keke Palmer IS America’s Sweetheart #kekepalmer
How is it fantasy football if there’s no m/m vampire/human pairing?
February 10, 2025 at 9:00 AM
How is it fantasy football if there’s no m/m vampire/human pairing?
Actively resisting knowing anything about the superbowl outside of the halftime show is so hard when you’re just a girl
February 10, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Actively resisting knowing anything about the superbowl outside of the halftime show is so hard when you’re just a girl
Don’t tell me who won the superbowl I don’t want to know and also I do not care 💅
February 10, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Don’t tell me who won the superbowl I don’t want to know and also I do not care 💅
What are everyone’s most rewatched movies? I rewatched Mad Max Fury Road for the billionth time today but my other most watched movies are probably (in no order) John Wick, V for Vendetta, and the Lord of the Rings trilogy
February 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
What are everyone’s most rewatched movies? I rewatched Mad Max Fury Road for the billionth time today but my other most watched movies are probably (in no order) John Wick, V for Vendetta, and the Lord of the Rings trilogy
Watching an anime where a major plot point is “all of these guns are coming from a demon this is so scary and supernatural” and I’m just here in the US like
👁️👄👁️ #anime #chainsawman #guncontrol
👁️👄👁️ #anime #chainsawman #guncontrol
February 3, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Watching an anime where a major plot point is “all of these guns are coming from a demon this is so scary and supernatural” and I’m just here in the US like
👁️👄👁️ #anime #chainsawman #guncontrol
👁️👄👁️ #anime #chainsawman #guncontrol
Isexua, Eusexua, Wesexua
January 30, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Isexua, Eusexua, Wesexua
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We'll Hear from Timeless Toni Storm
After giving the performance of a lifetime, what will Timeless Toni Storm have to say weeks away from her AEW Women's World Title Match against @mariahmay.bsky.social on #AEWCollision SATURDAY from Huntsville, AL on TNT & Max at 8pm ET/7pm CT?
After giving the performance of a lifetime, what will Timeless Toni Storm have to say weeks away from her AEW Women's World Title Match against @mariahmay.bsky.social on #AEWCollision SATURDAY from Huntsville, AL on TNT & Max at 8pm ET/7pm CT?
January 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
We'll Hear from Timeless Toni Storm
After giving the performance of a lifetime, what will Timeless Toni Storm have to say weeks away from her AEW Women's World Title Match against @mariahmay.bsky.social on #AEWCollision SATURDAY from Huntsville, AL on TNT & Max at 8pm ET/7pm CT?
After giving the performance of a lifetime, what will Timeless Toni Storm have to say weeks away from her AEW Women's World Title Match against @mariahmay.bsky.social on #AEWCollision SATURDAY from Huntsville, AL on TNT & Max at 8pm ET/7pm CT?
Calling upon my Spaniard ancestors as I sneak onto farms in the dead of night to steal bull piss when they ban HRT #joking #diyhrt #transman
a man with a beard is holding a sphere in his hand and the letters 1nth are on the bottom right
ALT: a man with a beard is holding a sphere in his hand and the letters 1nth are on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Abolish ICE and Abolish January
January 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Abolish ICE and Abolish January
Insomnia doodles
January 24, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Insomnia doodles
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ChatGPT is down? Huh. Crazy how that doesn't affect my life in literally any way at all
January 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
ChatGPT is down? Huh. Crazy how that doesn't affect my life in literally any way at all
Zero exaggeration: I think that my biggest lesson of this year is that vicks doesn’t fix everything and sometimes you need to go to the doctor instead of developing bronchitis and being the sickest you’ve ever been in your adult life. Can’t wait to have lungs that don’t have mucus in them.
January 24, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Zero exaggeration: I think that my biggest lesson of this year is that vicks doesn’t fix everything and sometimes you need to go to the doctor instead of developing bronchitis and being the sickest you’ve ever been in your adult life. Can’t wait to have lungs that don’t have mucus in them.
January 24, 2025 at 9:40 AM
PSA: if you’re at an ethnic restaurant you actually don’t have to interrogate your waiter about his relationship with his parents and experience as a first gen immigrant.
But if you must you should tip at least thirty percent.
But if you must you should tip at least thirty percent.
January 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
PSA: if you’re at an ethnic restaurant you actually don’t have to interrogate your waiter about his relationship with his parents and experience as a first gen immigrant.
But if you must you should tip at least thirty percent.
But if you must you should tip at least thirty percent.
This isn’t the America that I grew up in. In that America you bragged about rigging elections and did nazi salutes in PRIVATE.
January 21, 2025 at 7:18 AM
This isn’t the America that I grew up in. In that America you bragged about rigging elections and did nazi salutes in PRIVATE.
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if we are all going to be forced to relive 2016, they should at the very least let us see mad max fury road in theaters again
January 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
if we are all going to be forced to relive 2016, they should at the very least let us see mad max fury road in theaters again
Well. The inauguration made me want to smoke an entire pack of cigarettes.
Mostly because I am deathly allergic to cigarettes.
Mostly because I am deathly allergic to cigarettes.
January 21, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Well. The inauguration made me want to smoke an entire pack of cigarettes.
Mostly because I am deathly allergic to cigarettes.
Mostly because I am deathly allergic to cigarettes.