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Apt Primate
@xalg.im
Father of Six ・ Artist・Senior DevOps Engineer(B.S.) ・ Hacker ・ Philosopher(B.A.) ・Apprentice Armorer/Brasswork ・ PTSD survivor ・He/Him
Put it on! Feel pretty! Do the thing!
October 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
What you doing with all of your stuff? Not gonna need it right? I call dibs on your crayons.
September 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I love the imagination happening
September 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Started a travelling puppet show, but dildos rather than puppets
September 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Forever be ating it as much as possible. Become ungovernable!
August 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
You got this. I'm locked on the show this week, can't wait!
July 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
💙 How does this work?
March 1, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Broken link
February 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Our administration cut all the funding for NIH so he had to get get a fast food job to make ends meet.
February 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Solidarity fellow humans!
February 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
You're gorgeous
February 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I'm an old white man, I would wear this.
February 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Hot!
February 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
You can do this. I believe in you.
January 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM