@wyominghippie.bsky.social
now in denver. same guy from twitter and laramie—you might know me from academic debate, being fat, or being pulled onstage at a bruce springsteen concert. jokes, mental health, trek, and my dog Buddy. i’ll write you a joke for a dollar.
Good news at good times.
December 5, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Good news at good times.
harvest is the new moist.
December 3, 2025 at 1:32 AM
harvest is the new moist.
with a family you could drop an easy $55 and really not quite cover everything.
November 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
with a family you could drop an easy $55 and really not quite cover everything.
that’s a whole picnic right there. cheaper than an eight piece bucket of chicken.
November 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
that’s a whole picnic right there. cheaper than an eight piece bucket of chicken.
No such luck here.
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
No such luck here.
Did you get those pics of the blue devil horse at DIA?
Yeah, real close up on his dick—just like you asked.
Yeah, real close up on his dick—just like you asked.
November 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Did you get those pics of the blue devil horse at DIA?
Yeah, real close up on his dick—just like you asked.
Yeah, real close up on his dick—just like you asked.
Oh, yeah. First you get the sperm worm gummies, then you get the sperm racing victories.
November 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Oh, yeah. First you get the sperm worm gummies, then you get the sperm racing victories.
I’ll see your pee tape and raise you this…
November 17, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I’ll see your pee tape and raise you this…
we have long bone.
November 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
we have long bone.
Amateur economists all around; I’m waiting for the Atlanta Strippers Index for Q1 projections.
November 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Amateur economists all around; I’m waiting for the Atlanta Strippers Index for Q1 projections.
we’re so fucked.
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
we’re so fucked.
I bet you have real original thoughts about the beatles too.
November 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I bet you have real original thoughts about the beatles too.
“Arya” you say? Fuck you trying to be coy.
November 6, 2025 at 12:21 PM
“Arya” you say? Fuck you trying to be coy.
I did it. I found the worst Star Trek post
November 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I did it. I found the worst Star Trek post
the economy is just fine, you guys. we’re gonna be okay.
November 3, 2025 at 5:51 PM
the economy is just fine, you guys. we’re gonna be okay.
how’d it go? oh yeah. youtu.be/PzHLPnGuVSQ?...
October 31, 2025 at 9:30 PM
how’d it go? oh yeah. youtu.be/PzHLPnGuVSQ?...
Do people understand we didn’t sign the ICC treaty?
October 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Do people understand we didn’t sign the ICC treaty?
He’s not good on sexual assault as an issue? You don’t say…
October 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
He’s not good on sexual assault as an issue? You don’t say…
keep your eyes on your fries.
October 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
keep your eyes on your fries.
he knows how to friday.
September 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
he knows how to friday.
salty sleepy buddy.
September 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
salty sleepy buddy.
Every move I make.
September 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Every move I make.
