tennessee valley dirtbag
@wyattlikethat.bsky.social
thick thighs, thin patience. the original Long Boss. gender criminal from the dirty south. professional orc.
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On the day of Tobey Keith’s untimely death I choose to remember him being vaporized by Kris Kristofferson.
February 6, 2024 at 3:58 PM
On the day of Tobey Keith’s untimely death I choose to remember him being vaporized by Kris Kristofferson.
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I love my job. Me and my bros get to hang out in a cozy research base in Antarctica. How can this place get any better? Oh fuck yeah a dog just showed up
September 25, 2023 at 9:59 PM
I love my job. Me and my bros get to hang out in a cozy research base in Antarctica. How can this place get any better? Oh fuck yeah a dog just showed up
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god i would love to dig a big tunnel. even just a really big hole in the dirt
January 10, 2024 at 11:45 PM
god i would love to dig a big tunnel. even just a really big hole in the dirt
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i can't get this to stop bouncing around in my head so i've decided to release it into the wild
December 18, 2023 at 12:30 AM
i can't get this to stop bouncing around in my head so i've decided to release it into the wild
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whas the fucking point of even posting on here when you cant get dmed by a 24 year old e girl saying "This is us" with a picture of two rats wearing sweaters or some shit
December 14, 2023 at 12:40 AM
whas the fucking point of even posting on here when you cant get dmed by a 24 year old e girl saying "This is us" with a picture of two rats wearing sweaters or some shit
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he was watching a guy talk about these "worry stones" they're making now, and he said to me so sadly "this man just wants to carry a beautiful little object"
my husband likes to watch EDC guys on youtube even though he himself is not an EDC guy, he is just fascinated by them. our theory is that this is what men do bc they're not allowed to have any sort of creative outlet so they just buy fancier and prettier knives and flashlights
December 13, 2023 at 1:54 PM
he was watching a guy talk about these "worry stones" they're making now, and he said to me so sadly "this man just wants to carry a beautiful little object"
i keep forgetting i have this account, which is probably a good thing. less time on my phone fucking up my neck. amyway here's my fatass cat
December 14, 2023 at 12:52 PM
i keep forgetting i have this account, which is probably a good thing. less time on my phone fucking up my neck. amyway here's my fatass cat
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i have to say i LOVE that the grindset hustle guys haven't landed here yet. and when they do i hope we all collectively bully them off immediately
October 23, 2023 at 11:20 AM
i have to say i LOVE that the grindset hustle guys haven't landed here yet. and when they do i hope we all collectively bully them off immediately
i keep forgetting this place exists. anyway here's an orc eating a turkey leg
October 4, 2023 at 12:41 PM
i keep forgetting this place exists. anyway here's an orc eating a turkey leg
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you might think your boomer uncle is mad about smartphones, but he isn't as mad as *this guy*
October 3, 2023 at 12:48 PM
you might think your boomer uncle is mad about smartphones, but he isn't as mad as *this guy*
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Mexican Coca Cola in the bottle is the best, followed by McDonald’s large Coke with light ice. That’s written in stone. But have you ever tried Coke in the tall boy aluminum can? That can, brother, that can does some serious business.
September 12, 2023 at 8:41 PM
Mexican Coca Cola in the bottle is the best, followed by McDonald’s large Coke with light ice. That’s written in stone. But have you ever tried Coke in the tall boy aluminum can? That can, brother, that can does some serious business.
sorry i forgot this website existed but i'm back bc i learned today about Hulk Hogan snitching on Jesse Ventura for trying to start a union and so i made this
September 13, 2023 at 6:22 PM
sorry i forgot this website existed but i'm back bc i learned today about Hulk Hogan snitching on Jesse Ventura for trying to start a union and so i made this
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before and after i sneeze in a normal volume in my own home
August 28, 2023 at 1:23 AM
before and after i sneeze in a normal volume in my own home
I've got multiple buddies raising chickens, which means I got loaded the fuck UP on eggs this weekend. maybe it is time to resume the Cooking With Vinny P saga...
August 28, 2023 at 6:18 PM
I've got multiple buddies raising chickens, which means I got loaded the fuck UP on eggs this weekend. maybe it is time to resume the Cooking With Vinny P saga...
a break from Dune Posting bc i apparently own the whole series except for book 4? but never fear, it doesn't mean a break from Mango Posting
August 28, 2023 at 6:17 PM
a break from Dune Posting bc i apparently own the whole series except for book 4? but never fear, it doesn't mean a break from Mango Posting
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can this be the end of the "soft good boy who is too fragile for criticism" era. can we get these guys out of here. zero tolerance for that shit
August 25, 2023 at 12:31 PM
can this be the end of the "soft good boy who is too fragile for criticism" era. can we get these guys out of here. zero tolerance for that shit
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Give me your heart, make it real, or else
August 3, 2023 at 8:22 PM
Give me your heart, make it real, or else
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I like that this website does a bad job of showing the original tweet that's being replied to so your timeline just fills up with weird little snippets like "oh great, let's make babies even bigger" or "what about dog owners who need to use the bus?"
August 22, 2023 at 5:47 PM
I like that this website does a bad job of showing the original tweet that's being replied to so your timeline just fills up with weird little snippets like "oh great, let's make babies even bigger" or "what about dog owners who need to use the bus?"
i wanna take my dad to see Drive By Truckers but their only Tennessee tour dates conflict with my schedule. why would god do this.
August 22, 2023 at 6:10 PM
i wanna take my dad to see Drive By Truckers but their only Tennessee tour dates conflict with my schedule. why would god do this.
Gus got too hype chasing his friend the neighbor's hog, and gored himself on some scrap metal. $350 dollars later he STILL doesn't know what the fuss is about
August 21, 2023 at 4:00 PM
Gus got too hype chasing his friend the neighbor's hog, and gored himself on some scrap metal. $350 dollars later he STILL doesn't know what the fuss is about
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Greetings, new Bluesky users. I have prepared a visual aide.
August 18, 2023 at 8:37 PM
Greetings, new Bluesky users. I have prepared a visual aide.
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It’s so funny to make a decision so universally loathed that you break a different app
August 18, 2023 at 7:19 PM
It’s so funny to make a decision so universally loathed that you break a different app
i'll rat-tail post on diet twitter if i want! nothing can stop me!
August 19, 2023 at 3:39 PM
i'll rat-tail post on diet twitter if i want! nothing can stop me!
devastating news. today's mango... was not good
it's my own fault. i was debating between 2 and i chose the one with more orange tone over the one that was still 2/3rds green but had considerably more give. like a rookie.
it's my own fault. i was debating between 2 and i chose the one with more orange tone over the one that was still 2/3rds green but had considerably more give. like a rookie.
August 17, 2023 at 9:06 PM
devastating news. today's mango... was not good
it's my own fault. i was debating between 2 and i chose the one with more orange tone over the one that was still 2/3rds green but had considerably more give. like a rookie.
it's my own fault. i was debating between 2 and i chose the one with more orange tone over the one that was still 2/3rds green but had considerably more give. like a rookie.
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RWers unironically acting out this tweet, a thread:
August 17, 2023 at 1:19 AM
RWers unironically acting out this tweet, a thread: