Wyatt Feegrado
@wyattfeegrado.bsky.social
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🎟️ Boston 12/6 | DC 12/13 | Philly 12/14
📺 Bettor Days & Chicano Squad on @hulu
🎟️ Boston 12/6 | DC 12/13 | Philly 12/14
Why when Obama was in office was every single President in a movie black?
November 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Why when Obama was in office was every single President in a movie black?
I have a hairless cat. That’s not his breed I just wax him everyday
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I have a hairless cat. That’s not his breed I just wax him everyday
I love California. No one in California voted for Trump — except the Mexicans
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I love California. No one in California voted for Trump — except the Mexicans
I recently went to the gay pride parade — sorry, I mean the Charlie Kirk memorial
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I recently went to the gay pride parade — sorry, I mean the Charlie Kirk memorial
We have buildings in this country that our veterans gather outside of — 7/11s
November 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
We have buildings in this country that our veterans gather outside of — 7/11s
I was texting this FBI agent the other day. In my defense, I did think it was a 14 year old
November 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I was texting this FBI agent the other day. In my defense, I did think it was a 14 year old
CANCEL CULTURE is out of control. You can’t even make a JOKE anymore — without being cancelled by the Right.
September 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
CANCEL CULTURE is out of control. You can’t even make a JOKE anymore — without being cancelled by the Right.
Saw someone ride the bus without paying the fare today. SMH. This is why we need the national guard
September 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Saw someone ride the bus without paying the fare today. SMH. This is why we need the national guard
I’m getting a piercing. Which is the gay side, the left or the right testicle?
September 1, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I’m getting a piercing. Which is the gay side, the left or the right testicle?
I’m straight, except for guys who rev their motorcycles
September 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I’m straight, except for guys who rev their motorcycles
I blame George Lucas for school shootings. That killing the younglings scene was prophetic
September 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I blame George Lucas for school shootings. That killing the younglings scene was prophetic
I hate when at the grocery store they ask if I wanna round up to support Israel
September 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I hate when at the grocery store they ask if I wanna round up to support Israel
I hate those water fountains that tell you how many other water bottles they've filled. It's like, I don't need to know your water bottle body count you Hydro-Slut
August 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I hate those water fountains that tell you how many other water bottles they've filled. It's like, I don't need to know your water bottle body count you Hydro-Slut
I love Fall in NYC because the Leaves turn orange and so do the Jersey Girls' skin
August 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I love Fall in NYC because the Leaves turn orange and so do the Jersey Girls' skin
If a girl goes to the beach, an instagram post is coming
August 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
If a girl goes to the beach, an instagram post is coming
Us straight men LOVE to see lesbian couples argue/fight/breakup. We use it as ammo that it’s all women’s fault.
August 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Us straight men LOVE to see lesbian couples argue/fight/breakup. We use it as ammo that it’s all women’s fault.
If I was a celebrity 15 years ago, I would never have gone to Epstein’s Island.
But I would’ve wanted to get the invite…cuz that’s how you know you MADE IT
But I would’ve wanted to get the invite…cuz that’s how you know you MADE IT
August 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
If I was a celebrity 15 years ago, I would never have gone to Epstein’s Island.
But I would’ve wanted to get the invite…cuz that’s how you know you MADE IT
But I would’ve wanted to get the invite…cuz that’s how you know you MADE IT
I was shopping for sex toys yesterday, cuz I’m going to watch Caitlyn Clark play this week
August 14, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I was shopping for sex toys yesterday, cuz I’m going to watch Caitlyn Clark play this week
If I have a kid, I plan to circumcise them. Nothing religious, I just want my child’s genitals to look like my wife’s
August 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
If I have a kid, I plan to circumcise them. Nothing religious, I just want my child’s genitals to look like my wife’s
Never leave a child alone in a hot car with a bomb
August 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Never leave a child alone in a hot car with a bomb
This girl tried to buy merch after a show the other day and was like “sorry I don’t have cash”
I was like, “no worries I take all forms of payment”
She’s like, “oh okay do you have Zelle?”
I was like, “oh I meant you can suck my dick”
I was like, “no worries I take all forms of payment”
She’s like, “oh okay do you have Zelle?”
I was like, “oh I meant you can suck my dick”
August 1, 2025 at 5:18 AM
This girl tried to buy merch after a show the other day and was like “sorry I don’t have cash”
I was like, “no worries I take all forms of payment”
She’s like, “oh okay do you have Zelle?”
I was like, “oh I meant you can suck my dick”
I was like, “no worries I take all forms of payment”
She’s like, “oh okay do you have Zelle?”
I was like, “oh I meant you can suck my dick”
Last night was CRAZY. I had like 4 shots — of Narcan
August 1, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Last night was CRAZY. I had like 4 shots — of Narcan
I think George Bush did October 7th
August 1, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I think George Bush did October 7th
13% of people commit 90% of crimes — gun owners
August 1, 2025 at 5:15 AM
13% of people commit 90% of crimes — gun owners
I HATE waiting in line. A couple months ago I waited in this huge line — literally like 1,000 people. Waited 4 hours. I don’t know if Bonnie Blue was worth it
August 1, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I HATE waiting in line. A couple months ago I waited in this huge line — literally like 1,000 people. Waited 4 hours. I don’t know if Bonnie Blue was worth it