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If you’re going to celebrate today please don historically accurate garb: a hungry face of entitlement, the will to bitchslap a child if it means a chance for a free toaster, and sensible shoes.
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 PM
If you’re going to celebrate today please don historically accurate garb: a hungry face of entitlement, the will to bitchslap a child if it means a chance for a free toaster, and sensible shoes.
and so began the femininomocron vs femininecronomicron wars
November 6, 2025 at 4:54 AM
and so began the femininomocron vs femininecronomicron wars
most religions were invented to protect men from having their peepees compared to other mens' peepees
November 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
most religions were invented to protect men from having their peepees compared to other mens' peepees
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This is a political account now.
I put a red, while, and blue dildo up my ass.
I put a red, while, and blue dildo up my ass.
November 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
This is a political account now.
I put a red, while, and blue dildo up my ass.
I put a red, while, and blue dildo up my ass.
can i be 💦💦🥵hot girl depressed?
October 19, 2025 at 6:57 AM
can i be 💦💦🥵hot girl depressed?
obviously the reason the rapture keeps getting postponed is cause y'all can't stop whackin off
October 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
obviously the reason the rapture keeps getting postponed is cause y'all can't stop whackin off
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If any dumpy idiot can rebrand it as the Gulf of America, then I get to rebrand the U.S. as the Amazon Painforest
October 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
If any dumpy idiot can rebrand it as the Gulf of America, then I get to rebrand the U.S. as the Amazon Painforest
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Drinking Miller lite out of a wine glass who gives a shit anymore
October 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Drinking Miller lite out of a wine glass who gives a shit anymore
dudes creating he-man sat around a table like: IT NEEDS SKELETONS! AND DINOSAURS! A DUDE RIDING A SABER TOOTHED TIGER! AND LASERS! AND SWORDS! WIZARDS TOO! AND SPACESHIPS AND TANKS!
October 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
dudes creating he-man sat around a table like: IT NEEDS SKELETONS! AND DINOSAURS! A DUDE RIDING A SABER TOOTHED TIGER! AND LASERS! AND SWORDS! WIZARDS TOO! AND SPACESHIPS AND TANKS!
restaurants in nyc: le francois cafe. farelight supper club. gastropub bordeaux.
restaurants in la: FUCK MEAT. GO FUCK YOURSELF CAFE. SUCK MY DICK FRIED CHICKEN.
restaurants in la: FUCK MEAT. GO FUCK YOURSELF CAFE. SUCK MY DICK FRIED CHICKEN.
September 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
restaurants in nyc: le francois cafe. farelight supper club. gastropub bordeaux.
restaurants in la: FUCK MEAT. GO FUCK YOURSELF CAFE. SUCK MY DICK FRIED CHICKEN.
restaurants in la: FUCK MEAT. GO FUCK YOURSELF CAFE. SUCK MY DICK FRIED CHICKEN.
dude the rapture was kickass
September 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
dude the rapture was kickass
is "autism free" trumpenol gonna drop next week or what?
September 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
is "autism free" trumpenol gonna drop next week or what?
follow me before the rapture if you want to stay here and rock
September 21, 2025 at 5:18 AM
follow me before the rapture if you want to stay here and rock
picture this. the dmv closes. it's just me and the employees. they all take a number. one by one i give each of them the best orgasm they've ever had. "servicing a235 at window 4." you're goddamned right i am. everyone is impregnated. including them men. 𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘯.
September 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM
picture this. the dmv closes. it's just me and the employees. they all take a number. one by one i give each of them the best orgasm they've ever had. "servicing a235 at window 4." you're goddamned right i am. everyone is impregnated. including them men. 𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘯.
"if it doesn't have the same consistency as fresh jizz then i want nothing to do with it"
Shplortz, Q. (2015). On liquid hand soaps, condiments, and creams. 𝘑𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘑𝘪𝘻𝘻, 12(4). 78.
Shplortz, Q. (2015). On liquid hand soaps, condiments, and creams. 𝘑𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘑𝘪𝘻𝘻, 12(4). 78.
September 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
"if it doesn't have the same consistency as fresh jizz then i want nothing to do with it"
Shplortz, Q. (2015). On liquid hand soaps, condiments, and creams. 𝘑𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘑𝘪𝘻𝘻, 12(4). 78.
Shplortz, Q. (2015). On liquid hand soaps, condiments, and creams. 𝘑𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘑𝘪𝘻𝘻, 12(4). 78.
i'm quitting my job. they switched the hand soap to that foaming stuff and it does NOT resemble jizz at all.
September 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
i'm quitting my job. they switched the hand soap to that foaming stuff and it does NOT resemble jizz at all.
you give gandalf a juul i bet that fucker could puff out a tesseract
September 14, 2025 at 5:26 AM
you give gandalf a juul i bet that fucker could puff out a tesseract
if gandalf were alive today he would vape
September 14, 2025 at 5:25 AM
if gandalf were alive today he would vape
listen. when tragedy strikes...you ppl that don't have cptsd need to chill tf out and let those of us who were made by the trenches for the trenches post our terrible jokes and be horrible people
September 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
listen. when tragedy strikes...you ppl that don't have cptsd need to chill tf out and let those of us who were made by the trenches for the trenches post our terrible jokes and be horrible people
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If someone tells you they’ve “taken a lover,” please take this literally and call the authorities. No one would willingly participate in the sex with someone whose diction carries all the allure of a warm toilet seat in a public bathroom.
September 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
If someone tells you they’ve “taken a lover,” please take this literally and call the authorities. No one would willingly participate in the sex with someone whose diction carries all the allure of a warm toilet seat in a public bathroom.
"are you human or are you dancer"
me: dancer
me: dancer
September 6, 2025 at 3:45 AM
"are you human or are you dancer"
me: dancer
me: dancer
i would not fuck any of the villains in captain planet
September 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
i would not fuck any of the villains in captain planet
who will be my 27th follower?
September 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
who will be my 27th follower?
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doing the thing where that radio dj lady quit by putting a Britney song on a loop and locking all the doors behind her but its that one trance remix of Kathy's Song
September 3, 2025 at 10:55 PM
doing the thing where that radio dj lady quit by putting a Britney song on a loop and locking all the doors behind her but its that one trance remix of Kathy's Song
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Y’all gon be up waxing your gibbous tonite or wut
September 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Y’all gon be up waxing your gibbous tonite or wut