Nathaniel Swift
@writernatswift.bsky.social
Author of time travel stories BLUE SKIES (in The Accidental Time Travelers Collective Volume 1) and FROM NOW ON (Vol. 3). Working on PBs, MG Sci-fi, and haiku as @haikuformykids.bsky.social (he/him)
Hey, that's my family's recipe! I thought it was a secret...
November 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Hey, that's my family's recipe! I thought it was a secret...
My 10 year old daughter asked why I'm laughing, so I had to explain this whole thread to her.
The good news is, she really likes Allen Ginsberg now.
The good news is, she really likes Allen Ginsberg now.
November 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I don't know why I shouted "again." I'm sorry.
November 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I don't know why I shouted "again." I'm sorry.
Yeah that hits hard.
November 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Yeah that hits hard.
Starving. Hysterical. Naked.
Okay, usually not naked. But sometimes.
Okay, usually not naked. But sometimes.
November 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Starving. Hysterical. Naked.
Okay, usually not naked. But sometimes.
Okay, usually not naked. But sometimes.
"it ain't no sin to be glad you're alive"
November 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
"it ain't no sin to be glad you're alive"
Uh oh, I should have done more research 😱🤣
I remember considering that and deciding that it was a small gun so it wouldn't have much impact, but I assume the recoil would change your flight trajectory slightly.
I remember considering that and deciding that it was a small gun so it wouldn't have much impact, but I assume the recoil would change your flight trajectory slightly.
November 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Uh oh, I should have done more research 😱🤣
I remember considering that and deciding that it was a small gun so it wouldn't have much impact, but I assume the recoil would change your flight trajectory slightly.
I remember considering that and deciding that it was a small gun so it wouldn't have much impact, but I assume the recoil would change your flight trajectory slightly.
Sure, a friend. 😂
The question I wrote myself into was this: if you fire a gun at someone while falling, would the bullet go where you're aiming it, or would it go above the person since they're falling?
It turns out it mostly goes where you're aiming it...
The question I wrote myself into was this: if you fire a gun at someone while falling, would the bullet go where you're aiming it, or would it go above the person since they're falling?
It turns out it mostly goes where you're aiming it...
November 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Sure, a friend. 😂
The question I wrote myself into was this: if you fire a gun at someone while falling, would the bullet go where you're aiming it, or would it go above the person since they're falling?
It turns out it mostly goes where you're aiming it...
The question I wrote myself into was this: if you fire a gun at someone while falling, would the bullet go where you're aiming it, or would it go above the person since they're falling?
It turns out it mostly goes where you're aiming it...
Yeah there was a moment when I was writing it when I started thinking WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?! 🤣🤣🤣
November 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Yeah there was a moment when I was writing it when I started thinking WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?! 🤣🤣🤣
I just couldn't hang out there anymore after the nazi salute, so I'm glad it turns out this place is better.
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I just couldn't hang out there anymore after the nazi salute, so I'm glad it turns out this place is better.
Reposted by Nathaniel Swift
I hope we were throwing snowballs at them.
November 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I hope we were throwing snowballs at them.
I hope we were throwing snowballs at them.
November 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I hope we were throwing snowballs at them.
No way he gets that reference.
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
No way he gets that reference.
Don't blame me; I voted for Kodos.
a cartoon says it 's a two-party system you have to vote for one of us ..
Alt: a cartoon says it 's a two-party system you have to vote for one of us ..
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November 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Don't blame me; I voted for Kodos.