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wowiewhatausername.bsky.social
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@wowiewhatausername.bsky.social
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18+ posts from time to time. maybe. beware.
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wowiewhatausername.bsky.social
actually start the campaign or make a bunch of bullshit key art for wowie
A gunmetal-blue and black mech holding an arm over its chest. text: i look around myself and i see a world stagnant and sick like still water. but what am i to do about it, with my mind frozen in amber? NULL LULLABY.
November 9, 2025 at 8:48 AM
wowiewhatausername.bsky.social
lancer comm for @crestofartorias.bsky.social
A green mech with a large AWACS dish kneeling and looking to the side against a white background, holding a rifle. It has a back turret firing three purple beams. A drone with a smaller dish floats beside it. Text says: SDW KING COBRA Psychometric EWAC SDW FE-97 Mithril Flare, FE-92 Glacier Cryo Grenade, Command Matrix
November 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
wowiewhatausername.bsky.social
girl frame campaign banner........ . . .hype
a lavender-colored gas giant with a large ring system, illuminated by the sun and shown from its dark side. at its north pole is a massive, nail-shaped space station silhouetted by the rings, and a spaceship with a halo and a bright thruster plume is burning towards it.
October 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
wowiewhatausername.bsky.social
the lament
3 footsoldiers walking through a field of irregular white pillars in the middle of a dust storm. they are illuminated by the flashlight of a fourth offscreen. one of them is turned to the camera, having a conversation. "god, what a boring-ass patrol" "'s either this or gettin' shot at, i'm afraid" "of course, of course. but places like this give me the creeps." "...hey, if y're so bored, wanna hear somethin' scary? "fuck off, man." "there's been a rumor goin' 'round, y'see- i'm sure y've heard it, but it goes somethin' like this..." "an Impie convoy, outpost, base, whatever- people like us." "dead of fuckin' night, they get the feelin' like they're bein' watched." a military base backlit by bright orange, littered by dead bodies and destroyed mechs. in the distance, a lithe mech with a white head is holding a scythe overhead, about to swing it into the last survivor. the mech it's standing on is holding a hand above its head in surrender. "they start seein' stuff- dead guys chopped clean through like some'un took a waterjet to 'em." "mech sized shape b'tween the bleach-trees, just outta sight..." "then, the rest of the guys go poof. always too late when some'un realizes, and all've them die like that." "whole base like a psycho with a chainsaw ran through 'em. it ain' matter how big or strong they are." "...y' believe in ghosts?" a mech taking a knee and holding a coffin upright, backlit by a red sky. the lid of the coffin is ajar, and the black silhouette of a woman is emerging from the inside. she has no definition other than her eight red eyes. "well, i certainly don't- seein' a neural port fail 'll cure y' of any delusion 'bout souls, but..." "thing carries a huge coffin on its back- an' people are sayin' some kinda vengeful spirit's livin' inside." "now, who it is d'pends on the story- an engie, fellow ol' pilot, a lover- but she has an... accident." "somethin' fucks up 'er neural port, an' 'er poor brain deep-fries in its own juice." "'er spirit spends seven, long, years, trapped in its own brain, till she dies..." "...all the while 'er soul curdles in 'ta somethin' mean." "s'why they all die, every'un says. the mech with the coffin lets 'er out for a little payback." the perspective of the turned-around footsoldier, illuminating the previously-unseen figure in the first shot. their head is tilted to the side in doubt. just barely out of the flashlight's reach, the coffin mech is stalking them. "come on, if you wanna scare me, at least try. that just sounds like bullshit." "hah, tell me 'bout it. s' probably an indie playin' the hero, but- people like to imagine s' somethin' worse, 'cause they can't stomach losin' t' somethin' they think they're above."
October 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
wowiewhatausername.bsky.social
Jane Mook, whose job it is to stand in very easily protagonist-shootable vantage points and say perfectly recited voice lines upon being hit
A soldier in heavy desert camo armor with an extremely thick collar and a full-face mask with an attached respirator.
October 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
wowiewhatausername.bsky.social
fuck it. tactical armored mary janes for the grunts in my one-off spookymonth post. is this anything
October 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
wowiewhatausername.bsky.social
fucked up doll
an animate porcelain doll with grotesquely elongated proportions leaning over and holding a sickle in the air at an odd angle, grinning. its arms are bent at odd angles and its lower legs are covered in blood. height comparison between the doll (7'1") and the 'mystery girl', who is about 5'11".
October 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
wowiewhatausername.bsky.social
subsurface modeling is only a liiiitle bit fucking torture
a grimy, bone-white mech with black arms against a red background, holding a large rifle and standing facing directly at the camera. it has a rectangular head with a large, grinning mouth and a digital halo that says "EDEN POLICE."
October 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
wowiewhatausername.bsky.social
[wip] pearly whites :)
a bone-white mech with dark grey limbs standing with its fists closed. it has a box-shaped head with two whiskers and an exposed row of bright-colored teeth.
October 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
wowiewhatausername.bsky.social
structuring plot going well
October 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
wowiewhatausername.bsky.social
lock in wowie you have to lock in
October 5, 2025 at 12:34 AM
wowiewhatausername.bsky.social
ZOROASTRE ~ THE BEAST OF MARS

commission for @enlilswasteland.bsky.social
a mech with an angular blue torso, pelvis and head attached with black limbs that have a rounder design looking to the side, one hand in the air as a gesture of threat or challenge.
October 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
wowiewhatausername.bsky.social
Buy My Robots
Commission sheet. Text says: I do original 3D mechanical design work I do not do 1:1 recreations of designs in 3D Suggestive designs/requests are OK! I can't do nsfw though I may decide a commission will cost more or less than the base price. please have your commission details ready so that I can decide I reserve the right to refuse a commission for any reason Simple revisions are free, but complex or excessive revisions will incur an additional but negotiable cost (5 USD) I cannot do game or print-ready models Payment upfront Paypal or Venmo I do not accept AI generated images as reference material Contact me through bsky or discord: wowiewhatausername Prices: MECHA: 120 USD BASE you get: a design, the .blend file and a simple render RENDER: ADD 50 USD you get: a more complicated render of your mech
August 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
wowiewhatausername.bsky.social
just so we're all on the same page this is what the pilot looks like. tiny. tiny little thing.
a monochrome-colored combat doll with yellow eyes and a short, messy bob-cut sitting with its hands folded on its lap atop the palm of a much larger mech, which can be seen in the background.
August 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
wowiewhatausername.bsky.social
bang

(flashing lights warning, probably)
August 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
wowiewhatausername.bsky.social
two mechs flipping off the camera, a shorter purple one saying "im EAT SHIT" and a taller grey one saying "im DIE" THE FUCK YOU SISTERS
August 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
wowiewhatausername.bsky.social
working on adding hype moments and aura to mechsploitation

(wip)
August 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
wowiewhatausername.bsky.social
Felt inspired
Mech in desert camo doing a silly pose against a grey background, holding one leg in the air with its arm.
August 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
wowiewhatausername.bsky.social
ONE MORE REDESIGN. (shaking) ONE MORE REDESIGN AND IT'LL BE GOOD

(wip)
Two mechs in desert camouflage holding rifles, posed in front of a heavily distorted background. One is taking a knee, preparing to fire, and the other is standing behind it with its rifle raised up. Text says: PKC EUPHRATES, SKIRMISH KIT wowiewhatausername original BG image: Aram Ramazyan via Unsplash
August 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
wowiewhatausername.bsky.social
mystery girl
Two figures walking a path in a pixelated snowy forest, one far in front of the other. The one in front is a red silhouette of a woman made of stars, casting a red shadow over the person in the back. The person in the back is a combat doll with grey skin, hair, and yellow eyes, wearing the same outfit as the silhouette. the text says: "who was she?" 1. A lovingly-worn camo jacket with a foreign pattern. 2. A matching pair of paints with patches sewn-in. 3. A graphic shirt that smelled faintly of cigarettes. Background image credit: Patrick Robert Doyle & Mirciov Dan via Unsplash
August 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
wowiewhatausername.bsky.social
sneak peek
August 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
wowiewhatausername.bsky.social
me when my wife Vailed so i have to aura farm all day like a bum

feat. Caera Dodge's Lament. from a story that follows @magseidolia.bsky.social's bleak//tidings
July 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
wowiewhatausername.bsky.social
What the fuck. Is anyone seeing this. I don't think this is allowed.

commission/collab piece with @yadanathreefour.bsky.social
July 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM
wowiewhatausername.bsky.social
...?
3 mechs under night vision standing in a line, each holding a shield and small handgun. the shot is angled such that one mech takes up most of the composition and the other two are standing behind it. The mech in the back is looking directly at the camera, with red eyes in its visor.
May 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
wowiewhatausername.bsky.social
GM
3 mint-green and red mechs standing in a line, each holding a shield and small handgun. the shot is angled such that one mech takes up most of the composition andd the other two are standing behind it, looking to the side.
May 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM