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I’ve made the decision to move on from my employer.

I’m looking for security leadership roles, ie director of sec/eng, or as a first/early security hire to build out teams.

If you someone to build out psychologically safe, high-performing security teams at your company, please reach out!
When I die, the people dealing with the remnants of my estate will have to deal with tens of thousands of notebooks and journals that are completely empty except for ancillary illustrations of cats.
September 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I’ve made the incredible discovery that the @frame.work desktop can fit into my handbag.
September 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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lol I just got momentarily hysterical thinking about the fact that the New York Times got its managing director for communications to confirm on a Saturday that it is standing by its reporting that young women in China have tiny hands and this is why Apple has its factories there
May 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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I’ve been working on a hobby forum system for sometime now.

It’s a clone of the old IGNBoards but written in modern PHP.

Supports registering with a discord account which is neat.

just a little hobby project - www.vulpine.meme
[DEV] CopyCat Boards
www.vulpine.meme
August 31, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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I've done a full NOPE, ABSOLUTELY THE FUCK NOT restock, so if you want to express your rage in a fun fidget clicker, I got you in 5 holographic rainbow sparkle colors!

thebrokencircle.etsy.com?ref=seller-p...
August 31, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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presented without comment:

★ the floppy disk alignment chart ★
August 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
One time when living in sf, with a Comcast residential IP, me and my partner canada’ed too hard that we somehow convinced Google that our IP should be geolocated to the center of Canada (which happens to be Regina).
In six of the major geolocation databases my home IP resolves to the White House rose garden

(I do not live in the White House rose garden)
the other wrinkle in all these "we're banning porn for UK users!" and "bluesky isn't available in mississippi" stories that no one seems to be talking about:
geo-ip is inaccurate as shit, even before VPNs get involved. you can't just detect where people are with any kind of consistency
August 24, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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the rock is just a text that says “hey! what are u doing”
August 24, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Steve Shirley escaped the Holocaust as a child & went on to found one of the earliest software startups. The really impressive part? She employed women programmers who had been pushed out of the workforce after having kids, & allowed them flexible, family friendly, work from home jobs—in the 1960s!
August 22, 2025 at 10:18 AM
aeon.co/essays/the-s...

The crisis of individualism and identity is exacerbated by the rise of tabulation machines, even more so when storage is involved. And so individuality vs mass classification are inevitably at direct odds.
The sovereign individual and the paradox of the digital age | Aeon Essays
Data has created a new and paradoxical social order: the promise of emancipation is made possible by classifying everything
aeon.co
August 22, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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August 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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I need more information
surprised that THE INCIDENT PIT has not been memed yet

DO NOT FALL IN

commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:11...
August 21, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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New Normal Men, featuring my friend Lucy who indoctrinates us all as Swifties. Also: @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social learns about sewage, @ed3d.net rejects the concept of swimming, and @proptermalone.bsky.social gives us a report from Washington, DC.
Normal Men
Normal Men is four guys talking about the news. We want to help explain what's happening in the world around us and have some laughs along the way. And we think you might enjoy hearing what we have to...
peark.es
August 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Vanity Fair has a new profile of Waymo CEO Tekedra Mawakana, positioning her as a kind of anti-Elon, and yours truly gets quoted along the way.

Worth a read, if you think all "self-driving cars" are the same, and all leading to the same place (they're not).

www.vanityfair.com/culture/stor...
Elon Musk Has His Vision. Waymo Chief Tekedra Mawakana Says She’s Got a Better One
The Georgia-raised Silicon Valley tech exec, whom one venture capitalist calls “the un-Elon,” is gearing her car company up for a cross-country drive.
www.vanityfair.com
August 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
You wouldn’t vibe-code a Therac-25
August 19, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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“if governments keep showing such disregard for workers’ fundamental rights, we shouldn’t be surprised if workers start showing more disregard for government [back to work] orders”
August 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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I fear these are absolutely delicious. Just the right amount of salt and acid, but also somehow rich? I added some chopped Grillo's and honestly it was gilding the lily. 9/10, one of the best instant ramens I've ever had, will probably buy a bunch more.
50 cents at Walmart, how could one not cop
August 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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She doesn’t need a hero, she is the hero we need. 🤩
August 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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I'm failing to remember enough to Google this, but I could swear there were cases where someone mixed corporate data into personal systems (or vice versa), personal data got dragged into legal discovery, and it was embarrassing all around. Does anyone have a pointer?
August 17, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Fuck Air Canada
August 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Canada has found unity in hating Air Canada! And they said we were divided
August 17, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato
December 23, 2023 at 12:49 AM
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but
August 16, 2025 at 1:45 AM