Garrett O
@worldwarz.bsky.social
Traveler, 8x Gpa, maker, semi-pro poker player (three truths and a lie)
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Fondly remembering the three days where the world was captivated by the “What does the fox say??” Song.
May 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Fondly remembering the three days where the world was captivated by the “What does the fox say??” Song.
Forget hoping Superman will save us, where the hell is the WuTang clan I’ve heard so much about
May 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Forget hoping Superman will save us, where the hell is the WuTang clan I’ve heard so much about
There are a thousand things that should have broken the trance the nation has with this imbecile but the way he handled George Floyd’s death and the subsequent BLM movement has to be in the top three
May 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
There are a thousand things that should have broken the trance the nation has with this imbecile but the way he handled George Floyd’s death and the subsequent BLM movement has to be in the top three
I remember when asking someone to use their phone required a; “it’s not long distance” before they would agree.
May 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I remember when asking someone to use their phone required a; “it’s not long distance” before they would agree.
How would the proposed movie tariff work? The ticket at the theatre is 120% more than expected? Isn’t that what they already do for popcorn?
May 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
How would the proposed movie tariff work? The ticket at the theatre is 120% more than expected? Isn’t that what they already do for popcorn?
The prime minister of Canada had a chance to do the funniest thing ever and not wear a suit and tie in the Oval Office
May 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
The prime minister of Canada had a chance to do the funniest thing ever and not wear a suit and tie in the Oval Office
Is it just me or is this year‘s Met Gala giving real strong hunger games vibe?
May 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Is it just me or is this year‘s Met Gala giving real strong hunger games vibe?
RFKJr: “If do you have ever solved a Rubik‘s cube or attempted to solve a Rubik‘s cube; we are coming for you”
May 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
RFKJr: “If do you have ever solved a Rubik‘s cube or attempted to solve a Rubik‘s cube; we are coming for you”
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an under discussed aspect of the “birth rate decline panic” is that young people keep voting for politicians and agendas that never win in america and feel like the world is doomed, while older generations keep reiterating that doom cycle and forcing agendas on younger generations that fuck us
May 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
an under discussed aspect of the “birth rate decline panic” is that young people keep voting for politicians and agendas that never win in america and feel like the world is doomed, while older generations keep reiterating that doom cycle and forcing agendas on younger generations that fuck us
Tired of winning yet?
April 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Tired of winning yet?
Not Rudy Giuliani screaming “we will have trial by combat!” In the conclave
April 22, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Not Rudy Giuliani screaming “we will have trial by combat!” In the conclave
I can’t wait to skeet: Pete Hegseth has left the chat. When they ultimately fire him. Don’t steal it.
April 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I can’t wait to skeet: Pete Hegseth has left the chat. When they ultimately fire him. Don’t steal it.
“How can any of this stock market stuff be my fault?? I have been golfing for like the last three weeks straight “
Suspect Guilty GIF
ALT: Suspect Guilty GIF
media.tenor.com
April 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
“How can any of this stock market stuff be my fault?? I have been golfing for like the last three weeks straight “
Mr President, There is a Kristi Noem to see you, has a govt ID and everything. She looks completely different than her drivers license but she does wear a shitload of makeup.
April 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Mr President, There is a Kristi Noem to see you, has a govt ID and everything. She looks completely different than her drivers license but she does wear a shitload of makeup.
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Isn’t it crazy and a bit exciting to think we might have the first AI pope in a few days.
April 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Isn’t it crazy and a bit exciting to think we might have the first AI pope in a few days.
Hear me out; how does Pope Peter Hegseth hit you?
April 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Hear me out; how does Pope Peter Hegseth hit you?
There is a time and a place for every bad skeet. Once a year I get to roll out this banger:
“Did you hear that Easter is cancelled this year? They found the body.”
“Did you hear that Easter is cancelled this year? They found the body.”
April 18, 2025 at 2:55 AM
There is a time and a place for every bad skeet. Once a year I get to roll out this banger:
“Did you hear that Easter is cancelled this year? They found the body.”
“Did you hear that Easter is cancelled this year? They found the body.”
Is there any chance this imbecile thinks he is fighting against shape shifting robots from cybertron instead of fifth grade volleyball players with this war on trans?
April 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Is there any chance this imbecile thinks he is fighting against shape shifting robots from cybertron instead of fifth grade volleyball players with this war on trans?
Just a masterful gambit sir 🫡
April 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Just a masterful gambit sir 🫡
Normalize eating squeaky cheese publicly in places other than Wisconsin
April 16, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Normalize eating squeaky cheese publicly in places other than Wisconsin
Who do you miss the least: The pillow guy, Jared Kushner, Kari Lake?
April 16, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Who do you miss the least: The pillow guy, Jared Kushner, Kari Lake?