Elliot
@worldlyjoy.bsky.social
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Bachelors in the most useless subject thank you
Bachelors in the most useless subject thank you
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Despite warnings from the law enforcement not to attend today’s No Kings rally after this mornings shooting of Minnesota lawmakers with the killer on the lose, the No Kings Rally is happening at the Minnesota State Capitol in St. Paul.
June 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Despite warnings from the law enforcement not to attend today’s No Kings rally after this mornings shooting of Minnesota lawmakers with the killer on the lose, the No Kings Rally is happening at the Minnesota State Capitol in St. Paul.
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man if i wasn't already doing a million things i would finish this killed sketch. not to pat myself on the back too hard but it's really sick
February 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
man if i wasn't already doing a million things i would finish this killed sketch. not to pat myself on the back too hard but it's really sick
I’m a faggot
Testing testing
Testing testing
February 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I’m a faggot
Testing testing
Testing testing
I saw the TV glow and I’m not going back
January 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I saw the TV glow and I’m not going back
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Being biromantic and lesbian is the hardest obstacle to mentally accept like I like men?? But I don’t want to have sex with them??? I’m gagged
January 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Being biromantic and lesbian is the hardest obstacle to mentally accept like I like men?? But I don’t want to have sex with them??? I’m gagged
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What if I want to fight, flee, fawn, AND freeze? What then?
January 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
What if I want to fight, flee, fawn, AND freeze? What then?
Turns out I’m the jerk and I once again fucked everything up
January 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Turns out I’m the jerk and I once again fucked everything up
Dream me couldn’t get off because I was afraid of the closet man seeing me
January 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Dream me couldn’t get off because I was afraid of the closet man seeing me
It’s a good thing I can masturbate with both hands because having little use of my dominate hand rn is such an inconvenience
January 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
It’s a good thing I can masturbate with both hands because having little use of my dominate hand rn is such an inconvenience
I don’t want to get out of bed. I don’t want to do anything except cry and stare at the wall feeling sorry for myself. I’m so lonely
January 4, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I don’t want to get out of bed. I don’t want to do anything except cry and stare at the wall feeling sorry for myself. I’m so lonely
Broke up with a man because he wasn’t a feminist, I don’t have time for disrespect
December 27, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Broke up with a man because he wasn’t a feminist, I don’t have time for disrespect
I didn’t put on these clothes to not be called pretty okay?
December 11, 2024 at 11:38 PM
I didn’t put on these clothes to not be called pretty okay?
I was so drunk I let a cat barf into my hands so it wouldn’t get on the couch
December 9, 2024 at 8:20 PM
I was so drunk I let a cat barf into my hands so it wouldn’t get on the couch
My pubic hair growing faster than the hair on my head will never not piss me off
December 5, 2024 at 9:10 PM
My pubic hair growing faster than the hair on my head will never not piss me off
I can only say no so many times to sex until I make up an elaborate, yet ridiculous, story on the spot to make them stop.
December 4, 2024 at 9:36 PM
I can only say no so many times to sex until I make up an elaborate, yet ridiculous, story on the spot to make them stop.
I’m actually having a mental health crisis, hypomania crept in
December 4, 2024 at 5:42 PM
I’m actually having a mental health crisis, hypomania crept in
I can deep throat a penis but can’t brush my teeth without damn near puking in my sink. Please
December 4, 2024 at 3:30 AM
I can deep throat a penis but can’t brush my teeth without damn near puking in my sink. Please
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“why are people so obsessed with spotify wrapped” bc it’s fun 🤍 hope that helps
December 2, 2024 at 3:22 PM
“why are people so obsessed with spotify wrapped” bc it’s fun 🤍 hope that helps
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Thou shalt not accuse others of being criminals when you just made a criminal the commander in chief. Thou shalt stop being a gigantic hypocrite every second of thy life.
December 2, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Thou shalt not accuse others of being criminals when you just made a criminal the commander in chief. Thou shalt stop being a gigantic hypocrite every second of thy life.
I hope my mother is thankful for losing her child because of her bigotry because it’s by her own design 🖤
November 28, 2024 at 9:00 PM
I hope my mother is thankful for losing her child because of her bigotry because it’s by her own design 🖤
Finding out your friend is a neo liberal is the worst
November 27, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Finding out your friend is a neo liberal is the worst
“I have to shit” we say in unison as we waddle our own ways
November 26, 2024 at 3:30 PM
“I have to shit” we say in unison as we waddle our own ways
This a little gay or ?
November 26, 2024 at 3:52 AM
This a little gay or ?