MHM
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If you have to know one thing about me, know that I’m a garlic girl.
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tears of the kingdom: just what was zelda doing in the past?
nintendo: absolutely nothing. like it will shock you how much nothing she was up to
omega force: she was killing one million guys
nintendo: absolutely nothing. like it will shock you how much nothing she was up to
omega force: she was killing one million guys
July 31, 2025 at 1:12 PM
tears of the kingdom: just what was zelda doing in the past?
nintendo: absolutely nothing. like it will shock you how much nothing she was up to
omega force: she was killing one million guys
nintendo: absolutely nothing. like it will shock you how much nothing she was up to
omega force: she was killing one million guys
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We should swing swaggie back into the lexicon, times were so much simpler when it was around
October 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
We should swing swaggie back into the lexicon, times were so much simpler when it was around
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Things that suck now available in a thing that sucks
Bored Ape Yacht Club is making a comeback — as a metaverse
Bored Ape Yacht Club is making a comeback — as a metaverse
Its crypto-themed metaverse, Otherside, has been a long time coming.
buff.ly
October 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Things that suck now available in a thing that sucks
The whole "performative male" thing is just. Nah. Let people be pretentious if they wanna be, we gotta cut out on this whole surveillance state thing as a culture.
October 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The whole "performative male" thing is just. Nah. Let people be pretentious if they wanna be, we gotta cut out on this whole surveillance state thing as a culture.
Hell is this moment of my life where I'm just trying to have a cute lunch taking myself out and I'm sat next to a middle aged man with the most projecting, echoing frat laugh. Save me.
October 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Hell is this moment of my life where I'm just trying to have a cute lunch taking myself out and I'm sat next to a middle aged man with the most projecting, echoing frat laugh. Save me.
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Jordan Peterson: (sobbing in the most insane jacket you’ve ever seen) Men evolved to take out the trash
September 21, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Jordan Peterson: (sobbing in the most insane jacket you’ve ever seen) Men evolved to take out the trash
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The Coca-Cola Freestyle machine is an echo chamber. Good luck finding nuanced debates about hot button issues on that touch screen. It’s just soda names and flavored syrups
September 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The Coca-Cola Freestyle machine is an echo chamber. Good luck finding nuanced debates about hot button issues on that touch screen. It’s just soda names and flavored syrups
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Who up wandering around like Théoden King muttering hauntedly "how did it come to this"?
January 9, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Who up wandering around like Théoden King muttering hauntedly "how did it come to this"?
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Is this a thing people would like?
October 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Is this a thing people would like?
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DON DRAPER: I grew up in a haunted house. I would put out bowls of spaghetti and tell visitors it was guts. Grapes, eyeballs. One of the older boys, who would lunge at people in a wolfman mask, looked after me. The only time I wasn’t scared was when I was eating Reese’s Pieces.
September 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
DON DRAPER: I grew up in a haunted house. I would put out bowls of spaghetti and tell visitors it was guts. Grapes, eyeballs. One of the older boys, who would lunge at people in a wolfman mask, looked after me. The only time I wasn’t scared was when I was eating Reese’s Pieces.
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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
HADES II 1.0 RELEASE DATE THIS IS ABOUT TO BE MY WHOLE PERSONALITY
September 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
HADES II 1.0 RELEASE DATE THIS IS ABOUT TO BE MY WHOLE PERSONALITY
I've seen the cursed WH trailer and I simply am not going to engage with it further. It is not giving "Haunt me, then" Heathcliff in the slightest and instead of leaning into the deranged dynamic between H&C, it just tries to be edgy and shocking while missing the point of the text. Nah. I'm good.
September 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I've seen the cursed WH trailer and I simply am not going to engage with it further. It is not giving "Haunt me, then" Heathcliff in the slightest and instead of leaning into the deranged dynamic between H&C, it just tries to be edgy and shocking while missing the point of the text. Nah. I'm good.
Fellas I took a couch nap today for the record books. I took a lil snooze that I’ll be thinking about for a long time. I conked out so briefly and powerfully it reset my brain. I’ll dream of that nap.
August 31, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Fellas I took a couch nap today for the record books. I took a lil snooze that I’ll be thinking about for a long time. I conked out so briefly and powerfully it reset my brain. I’ll dream of that nap.
Something that’s really important to me as a person is I experienced the Grey’s Anatomy musical episode new and live and that really shaped me into the woman I am today. I didn’t say the results are good but they’re certainly impactful.
August 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Something that’s really important to me as a person is I experienced the Grey’s Anatomy musical episode new and live and that really shaped me into the woman I am today. I didn’t say the results are good but they’re certainly impactful.
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we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
August 22, 2025 at 9:19 AM
we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
I find my actually written out content on the World Wide Web is SO boring and millennial generic. The thing is I send my best stuff to group chats so if you want in on this goodness better make one w me fam
August 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I find my actually written out content on the World Wide Web is SO boring and millennial generic. The thing is I send my best stuff to group chats so if you want in on this goodness better make one w me fam
omg the new hollow knight is happening for real?
August 21, 2025 at 2:53 PM
omg the new hollow knight is happening for real?
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Vince McMahon: who’s there? show yourself!
Hulk Hogan’s ghost: *carrying many chains* IN LIFE I WAS YOUR PARTNER DUDE, THESE ARE THE 24 INCH PYTHONS I FORGED IN LIFE BROTHER
Hulk Hogan’s ghost: *carrying many chains* IN LIFE I WAS YOUR PARTNER DUDE, THESE ARE THE 24 INCH PYTHONS I FORGED IN LIFE BROTHER
July 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Vince McMahon: who’s there? show yourself!
Hulk Hogan’s ghost: *carrying many chains* IN LIFE I WAS YOUR PARTNER DUDE, THESE ARE THE 24 INCH PYTHONS I FORGED IN LIFE BROTHER
Hulk Hogan’s ghost: *carrying many chains* IN LIFE I WAS YOUR PARTNER DUDE, THESE ARE THE 24 INCH PYTHONS I FORGED IN LIFE BROTHER
IT COMES OUT ON MY BIRTHDAY LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO
July 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
IT COMES OUT ON MY BIRTHDAY LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO
I am growing increasingly concerned with what the categorization of “sundress” actually is these days because my ancient self canNOT keep up
June 13, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I am growing increasingly concerned with what the categorization of “sundress” actually is these days because my ancient self canNOT keep up