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Woozer
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Looking for news and motorcycle stuff. PNW transplant. Slava Ukraini. 🌈
“Okay, President Trump did nothing wrong. Same question, but about private citizen Donald Trump?”
November 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
100% agree. I've driven one of each, and I liked the automatic much better. Everybody who says it suits the car is correct, screw the haters. I almost bought one while decent ones were in reach but the Porsche mechanic -- who stood to gain from my folly -- warned me off, and I got a 944 instead.
November 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
If you aren't going to permit yourself the privilege of a gay marriage, I suppose it makes sense to spend a chunk of your professional career criticizing those who do.
November 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The Guy Who Loved Me
Dr Ohhai
November 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The title is You Only Come Twice. It turns out the villain Osato has a son Bond encounters at a sumo match. It goes on from there.
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Aye thats a sporran, laddie!
November 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
One chapter later in the arc, set in 2035, a flamboyant Prince George spends his time assassinating Russian war criminals. I just give and give.
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I wrote a small piece of fiction where I turned him gay. I think we can handle this.
November 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Individual rear seats are the bomb. The notion that anybody would sit bitch in a vehicle of that stature is absurd.
November 11, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Around my way, we’ve got 3 cars in a 3.5-car-width driveway, but the other two drivers are scatterbrained, and I need room to get the motorcycle out of the garage. The struggle is real.
November 11, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Love. It.
November 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Wait wait. Is that you?!?
November 11, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Why Noel Gallagher & Blur CAN'T STAND James Blunt
YouTube video by High Performance
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November 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Hell is both bands locked in a room together, for eternity.
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Haha you put one lyric into the other song. It takes a second to make it synch in your mind but it totally works.
November 11, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Apropos of nothing, til you can swap the first verse lyrics between Stairway To Heaven and The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald. Don’t @ me.
November 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Told My Wife We Are Divorcing Via Fax is the B side.
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Tastefully done.
November 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
“It’s pronounced guy-YAY-go, you fat orange bitch.”
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Tangential side note, I grew up in SF’s Haight-Ashbury which was a blue collar black neighborhood first. My parents were heavy duty lefties — Black Panther leader Eldridge Cleaver’s attorney babysat me. My black friends’ parents were appalled at my parents dabbling in what they viewed as trouble.
November 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Wow! I left at 5:40 and I was #15. The last twenty minutes must have been *epic*!
November 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM