woofer
@wooferstl.bsky.social
just a crazy ol’ bear from Saint Louis. dog dad/slave to Fred & Ethyl!
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Thank You.
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Nekkidness is a given. If you don’t care to see the nekkidity, please turn on your filter to block ADULT Content.
Thank You.
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it’s nice to be remembered in a good way.
on monday, i dropped a woman off at her job at a department store and seeing the Home Depot in the same plaza, i popped in to find some magnetic adhesive tape (yes, that’s a thing) for a project i’ve been helping a friend with.
on monday, i dropped a woman off at her job at a department store and seeing the Home Depot in the same plaza, i popped in to find some magnetic adhesive tape (yes, that’s a thing) for a project i’ve been helping a friend with.
November 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
it’s nice to be remembered in a good way.
on monday, i dropped a woman off at her job at a department store and seeing the Home Depot in the same plaza, i popped in to find some magnetic adhesive tape (yes, that’s a thing) for a project i’ve been helping a friend with.
on monday, i dropped a woman off at her job at a department store and seeing the Home Depot in the same plaza, i popped in to find some magnetic adhesive tape (yes, that’s a thing) for a project i’ve been helping a friend with.
sunday: i need to get my life back on track…i’ve never been lost like this
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
sunday: i need to get my life back on track…i’ve never been lost like this
on saturday i could see the storm clouds on the horizon, but made a new friend @ Costco; no, i didnt bring him home…butt was tempted
November 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
on saturday i could see the storm clouds on the horizon, but made a new friend @ Costco; no, i didnt bring him home…butt was tempted
friday, i rolled the big 100K on #wooferCar2! that makes just shy of 5K per month..:crazy!
November 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM
friday, i rolled the big 100K on #wooferCar2! that makes just shy of 5K per month..:crazy!
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November 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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“ok look…this is the thursday after Halloween which was last friday…they put yer cute ass on sale for 75% off. now you gotta earn yer keep like the rest of us. so get yer cute ass out and drive like the rest of us, ok?”
November 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
“ok look…this is the thursday after Halloween which was last friday…they put yer cute ass on sale for 75% off. now you gotta earn yer keep like the rest of us. so get yer cute ass out and drive like the rest of us, ok?”
wednesday: the arrival of the Beaver Supermoon - biggest of the year!
November 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
wednesday: the arrival of the Beaver Supermoon - biggest of the year!
luckily we still had yard waste pickup so tuesday evening i put out the bin. the reason it was so crazy full was that last friday, some big truck busted off one of the branches on the bradford pear and my amazing neighbor chopped it up before i got home. way to go, Kim!
November 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
luckily we still had yard waste pickup so tuesday evening i put out the bin. the reason it was so crazy full was that last friday, some big truck busted off one of the branches on the bradford pear and my amazing neighbor chopped it up before i got home. way to go, Kim!
some days it feels like the weight of the world is crashing down upon you…typical monday, amiright?
November 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
some days it feels like the weight of the world is crashing down upon you…typical monday, amiright?
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sunday found me in a pensive mood but was a good day nonetheless.
love what somebody did to this condom dispenser at a gas station restroom. hmmm… 🤔🤔🤔
#busted
love what somebody did to this condom dispenser at a gas station restroom. hmmm… 🤔🤔🤔
#busted
November 3, 2025 at 4:03 PM
sunday found me in a pensive mood but was a good day nonetheless.
love what somebody did to this condom dispenser at a gas station restroom. hmmm… 🤔🤔🤔
#busted
love what somebody did to this condom dispenser at a gas station restroom. hmmm… 🤔🤔🤔
#busted
on saturday i hung out with some of the gang for cards against humanity. on the way, i had to stop by @Costco and they were offering #COVID shots so i took them up on the offer! at game night, i made everyone air-fried cheese curds. my first try and kinda yummy!
November 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
on saturday i hung out with some of the gang for cards against humanity. on the way, i had to stop by @Costco and they were offering #COVID shots so i took them up on the offer! at game night, i made everyone air-fried cheese curds. my first try and kinda yummy!
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Anthropologists thought this was an ancient depiction of a bull but then someone pointed out it was actually Trump playing golf.
November 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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A-f*cking-MEN!! well said!
Well articulated, Major G. I completely align with your perspective. It is my belief that Trump represents one of the most significant failures and lacks the courage expected from someone in our nation's highest office.
November 2, 2025 at 5:38 AM
A-f*cking-MEN!! well said!
friday was #Halloween, obviously, and as threatened, i put on my #Beetlejuice #Uberdriver outfit. i had the makeup i used for the Cat in the Hat the day before, so it was a natural.
November 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
friday was #Halloween, obviously, and as threatened, i put on my #Beetlejuice #Uberdriver outfit. i had the makeup i used for the Cat in the Hat the day before, so it was a natural.
tried out a costume on thursday and it was a hit! i even sang the song for the old timers:
“Cat…Hat…in french, Chat Chapeau
in spanish, El Gato in a Som-brer-o…
in german, i’m a Katze in ein Hut
(and doncha know…)
i’m a Gunka in a Bunkakwunk in es-kim-ooo….”🎶
#TheCatInTheHat #DrSeuss
“Cat…Hat…in french, Chat Chapeau
in spanish, El Gato in a Som-brer-o…
in german, i’m a Katze in ein Hut
(and doncha know…)
i’m a Gunka in a Bunkakwunk in es-kim-ooo….”🎶
#TheCatInTheHat #DrSeuss
November 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
tried out a costume on thursday and it was a hit! i even sang the song for the old timers:
“Cat…Hat…in french, Chat Chapeau
in spanish, El Gato in a Som-brer-o…
in german, i’m a Katze in ein Hut
(and doncha know…)
i’m a Gunka in a Bunkakwunk in es-kim-ooo….”🎶
#TheCatInTheHat #DrSeuss
“Cat…Hat…in french, Chat Chapeau
in spanish, El Gato in a Som-brer-o…
in german, i’m a Katze in ein Hut
(and doncha know…)
i’m a Gunka in a Bunkakwunk in es-kim-ooo….”🎶
#TheCatInTheHat #DrSeuss
thanks to everyone for the birthday wishes on Wednesday. 66…whodathunkit?
kept a low profile. just did stuff around the house. found 15 bucks as i pulled dress shirts out of the dryer,! undoubtedly a tip a guest gave me as i was helping them with their stuff at their destination. bonus!!
kept a low profile. just did stuff around the house. found 15 bucks as i pulled dress shirts out of the dryer,! undoubtedly a tip a guest gave me as i was helping them with their stuff at their destination. bonus!!
October 31, 2025 at 12:33 PM
thanks to everyone for the birthday wishes on Wednesday. 66…whodathunkit?
kept a low profile. just did stuff around the house. found 15 bucks as i pulled dress shirts out of the dryer,! undoubtedly a tip a guest gave me as i was helping them with their stuff at their destination. bonus!!
kept a low profile. just did stuff around the house. found 15 bucks as i pulled dress shirts out of the dryer,! undoubtedly a tip a guest gave me as i was helping them with their stuff at their destination. bonus!!
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tuesday was my quarterly checkup; all ok and A1C was a record-breaking (for me) 5.0!!!😮😮😮 got a flu shot while i was at it, but gotta go to Walgreens for the COVID.
other than that it was a cold, drizzly day…
other than that it was a cold, drizzly day…
October 30, 2025 at 2:05 AM
tuesday was my quarterly checkup; all ok and A1C was a record-breaking (for me) 5.0!!!😮😮😮 got a flu shot while i was at it, but gotta go to Walgreens for the COVID.
other than that it was a cold, drizzly day…
other than that it was a cold, drizzly day…
sunday was drizzly and blah, though met an old friend @ Mickey-D’s.
October 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
sunday was drizzly and blah, though met an old friend @ Mickey-D’s.
saturday was just lost…this gig really makes me hate people sometimes…and that makes me both mad and sad.
October 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
saturday was just lost…this gig really makes me hate people sometimes…and that makes me both mad and sad.
so my buddy has been looking for an apartment and a mutual friend found one on FB Marketplace, but the “woman” who was renting it kept wanting him to sign up for some background check promising to reimburse him for anything he spent on it when he came to see the place that weekend.
October 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
so my buddy has been looking for an apartment and a mutual friend found one on FB Marketplace, but the “woman” who was renting it kept wanting him to sign up for some background check promising to reimburse him for anything he spent on it when he came to see the place that weekend.
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thursday: annual check-in w/ #sleepanea doc + afternoon check-in with my trusty mechanics (getting a $100 rebate on my new set of tires). 3 hours of g’Ubering in the middle had a really surreal vibe. goofy post i was planning just wasn’t coming together so you get this strange pic.
October 24, 2025 at 10:38 AM
thursday: annual check-in w/ #sleepanea doc + afternoon check-in with my trusty mechanics (getting a $100 rebate on my new set of tires). 3 hours of g’Ubering in the middle had a really surreal vibe. goofy post i was planning just wasn’t coming together so you get this strange pic.