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Woodborg
@woodborg.bsky.social
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Hey, my name's Jamy!

Brighton based

they/them

I play games and stuff idk I'm bad at bios lol
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Is he being transphobic?
Hazard, a fluffy black car, curled up and sleeping on top of a blahaj, a plush shark from Ikea
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Hannibal Lecter tied to an upright gurney with a brown mask covering his mouth and nose to stop him biting
November 23, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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Just found out Lance Bass is gay
Probably should have realised Sephiroth was queer tbh
Sephiroth as he appears in Kingdom Hearts. A tall, lean man with butt length, straight silver hair with the parting around his face comically anime level high to frame his face, which is smirking cockily. He's wearing a black chest piece with an open chest exposed and two straps going over his pecs and two metal shoulder pads, the one on his right londer and extending down his arm. From his right hand side a black wing is extending.
November 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Scarface remake starring Natasha Lyonne as Toni Montana
Natasha Lyonne, a redheaded actress with curly hair, smiling and waving a cigarette with the caption underneath "Thursday. What a concept"
October 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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One half of my Halloween costume arrived 👀
Me, a pink haired twinky enby, wearing a for fitting black dress/top with a pentacle shaped in straps across the chest and long, flowing sleeves
October 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Well, if you insist Temu
An advert on YouTube for Temu showing a black brick wall, with "GROUP SEX" written on top with what was clearly a neon pen in some kind of image editor and not a neon light.
October 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Woooo!
A sticker with a crudely drawn Bill Cipher (a yellow illuminati pyramid with arms, legs and a top hat) raising his arms with text around it reading "Hello kids! Time to sin!"
October 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Used Yu-Gi-Oh 5Ds Sweatpants!
A pair of black sweatpants on a rack with the Yu-Gi-Oh 5Ds logo in white on one leg
September 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Quote an unfiltered photo and say your age

32
Me! A white, pink haired enby with the hair cut short. I'm squinting one eye and opening the other wide as I stick my tongue out.
September 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Saw this gorgeous friend on my way home from work
I have no idea how they got up there
A fox standing on top of a green shop roof, looking down at the camera.
August 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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And my favourite bathroom graff
A white sticker on a white bathroom wall with "Go piss Girl!" written on it in marker.
July 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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A stat with a big, beaming smiley face on it and two hands on either side giving thumbs up. It is surrounded by balloons and party poppers. Pink text layered over reads "OFFICER DOWN!"
June 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Quick shout out to my partner for making me look hot af tonight
Me, a thin non binary person with pink hair with a fringe just above my eyebrows. On my eyes I have black eyeliner and pals blue/lilac eye shadow. I'm winking with one eye and looking at my phone with the other.
June 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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This is how you know it's a party
A projection on a wall of a green screen with red text reading "party" in all lower case
May 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Would you believe power creep's gotten so bad it's not even played anymore?
The Yu-Gi-Oh Card "Blue Eyes Jet Dragon", a blue dragon combined with a jet. Its effect reads "Other cards you control cannot be destroyed by your opponent's card effects. You can only use each of the following effects of "Blue-Eyes Jet Dragon" once per turn, and can only activate them while "Blue-Eyes White Dragon" is on your field or in your GY. If a card(s) on the field is destroyed by battle or card effect: You can Special Summon this card from the GY (if it was there when the card was destroyed) or hand (even if not). At the start of the Damage Step, if this card battles: You can target 1 card your opponent controls; return it to the hand."
May 14, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Me and my friends call this thing "The Chip Fucker" and he's in front of at least 4 chip shops in my city
A horrifying combination of a human and a cone of chips/fries. It is a cardboard cone full of chips/fries, with white, human arms and legs coming out and a caricatured human face in the centre, winking at you and grinning as it EATS A CHIP FROM ITS OWN HEAD. I hate this disgusting, perverted cannibal.
May 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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There's a creepily realistic samurai mannequin in the bathroom
It periodically says "konichiwa" I swear to fucking god
A very realistic mannequin of an Japanese man in a full set of black samurai armour standing in front of a black urinal in a blank marble bathroom.
May 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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My new work's food is a *bit* of a step up from the last place
A very fancy looking pork kimchi rice in a black bowl. The rice is dyed orange from the kimchi with green beans inside, charred pork and a large lime on the side.
May 6, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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Share your last four played games to expose your gaming habits
The cobor of Balatro, with the A being an ace of spades and 3 unusual joker cards behind the logo. Ladykiller in a Bind, the cover depicts and androgynous blonde person dresses smartly as one long haired red head pulls them close with a leash attached to a collar they're wearing. A smaller red head in glasses and a hoody is smiling and holding their arm tight. Dynasty Warriors 8 Xtreme Legends. Lu Bu, a wide jawed, clefted chinned man clad in black and white armour with a demons face across his chest, glares at you menacingly as he pulls the reins of his horse with one hand. Tactical Breach Wizards. An old man with a white beard and olive skin is wearing tactical/spec ops gear. He is pointing a machine gun to the side that has some kind of magical staff stuffed in the barrel
April 28, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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Senator Armstrong from Metal Gear Rising Revengeance. A tall muscular man with a crew cut in a slightly too small pinstripe suit and yellow tie. He's waving a cigar around in his MASSIVE HAND.
April 8, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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It's delivery day at work!
Thank god cause we were almost out of chodes with moustaches!
A an box of "Gourmet selection coated sweet potato fries" The upside down minimalist logo of a chef with a curly moustache really resembles a cock and balls for somehow.
March 6, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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I mean he's right
A sprite of Hugo from Street Fighter 3. He's a gigantic, muscular man with black, wild hair, tight pink jeans with a gigantic chain for a belt and a pink tank top. His eyes are blank as he yells and propels himself ass first at an offscreen enemy. His butt ain't half bad.
January 31, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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I got funniest birthday cake I've ever had
Thank you @mxshaec.bsky.social
(The first P is silent)
A blonde victoria sponge cake dusted with icing with birthday candles rearranged to read "PBIRDHY APATHY"
January 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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I guess this is the telegraph's official stance now
A tweet from the account "birdsrightsactivist" with a picture of a small bird with it's beak wide open like it's telling The tweet reads "I am feeling uncomfortable when we are not about me?"
January 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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He knows what's up
A zoom in on the moustached barman from the above strip, looking towards the bad guy with a slightly shocked glare.
January 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM