Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett
@wombats.lol
☕️👨🏻🦰🤘 ⌁ chaos ⌁ raising twins ⌁ science ⌁ metal ⌁ taking the long, hard, stupid road ⌁ RVA loves WRIR-LP 97.3 FM ⌁ @mikengarrett on Twitter
I'm worried about the cat.
May 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I'm worried about the cat.
New jam. Album cover captures the moment.
May 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
New jam. Album cover captures the moment.
In case you were wondering.
April 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
In case you were wondering.
I hate "design by feeling" or whatever this is called.
March 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I hate "design by feeling" or whatever this is called.
Kelly's is... Something, too.
January 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Kelly's is... Something, too.
Working with the kids to make bricks for Gallery5's Mending Walls exhibit. They wanted to support pet adoption and the SPCA, roughly expanded from their actual words, "kitty cats."
Ruby picked a winner and ran with it. It's been a journey. #rva
Ruby picked a winner and ran with it. It's been a journey. #rva
January 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Working with the kids to make bricks for Gallery5's Mending Walls exhibit. They wanted to support pet adoption and the SPCA, roughly expanded from their actual words, "kitty cats."
Ruby picked a winner and ran with it. It's been a journey. #rva
Ruby picked a winner and ran with it. It's been a journey. #rva
January 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The kids wanted to be ducklings inside eggs. Wtf was I supposed to do?
January 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
The kids wanted to be ducklings inside eggs. Wtf was I supposed to do?
Unhinged eggnog is best eggnog. Is it eggnog? Not really. Does it matter? No.
www.allrecipes.com/recipe/69705...
This is what it looks like after the first step:
www.allrecipes.com/recipe/69705...
This is what it looks like after the first step:
December 25, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Unhinged eggnog is best eggnog. Is it eggnog? Not really. Does it matter? No.
www.allrecipes.com/recipe/69705...
This is what it looks like after the first step:
www.allrecipes.com/recipe/69705...
This is what it looks like after the first step:
Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.
December 24, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.
I got the creepy AI coffee for $5. Let's try it and rate it 1-10.
(Honestly, smells amazing)
(Honestly, smells amazing)
December 12, 2024 at 2:28 AM
I got the creepy AI coffee for $5. Let's try it and rate it 1-10.
(Honestly, smells amazing)
(Honestly, smells amazing)
Ooh I have that picture in white
December 11, 2024 at 1:59 AM
Ooh I have that picture in white
Absolutely stunning bird! One of my favorites is the male goldfinch at the height of summer. Its yellow is a contender despite living in a colder climate.
December 8, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Absolutely stunning bird! One of my favorites is the male goldfinch at the height of summer. Its yellow is a contender despite living in a colder climate.
Zoom in. These are quilts. Woooooow. Visarts in RVA.
December 8, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Zoom in. These are quilts. Woooooow. Visarts in RVA.
Ffs why is bath time just a splash fight every time?
December 5, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Ffs why is bath time just a splash fight every time?
Fuck you. I did it.
December 3, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Fuck you. I did it.
The gf gingerbread killing fields. Ugh... the kids are going to be so disappointed.
December 3, 2024 at 4:29 AM
The gf gingerbread killing fields. Ugh... the kids are going to be so disappointed.
The James is spooky in the fog.
November 17, 2024 at 4:03 AM
The James is spooky in the fog.
YESSSSSSS! I finished dehydrating this season's haul from the farmers market a couple weeks ago. 🤘
November 16, 2024 at 1:36 PM
YESSSSSSS! I finished dehydrating this season's haul from the farmers market a couple weeks ago. 🤘
Emphasis on POORLY. 💩
November 12, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Emphasis on POORLY. 💩
Need a distraction? Join me in poorly replicating classic art.
November 12, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Need a distraction? Join me in poorly replicating classic art.