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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett
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☕️👨🏻‍🦰🤘 ⌁ chaos ⌁ raising twins ⌁ science ⌁ metal ⌁ taking the long, hard, stupid road ⌁ RVA loves WRIR-LP 97.3 FM ⌁ @mikengarrett on Twitter
TikTok - Make Your Day
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October 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Con: forgetting how old you are.
Pro: remembering Okilly Dokilly exists

youtu.be/2BEvh6HSQc0?...
Okilly Dokilly - White Wine Spritzer (Official Video)
YouTube video by Okilly Dokilly
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August 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I seek cold astonishment followed by gentle, growing wonder.
August 10, 2025 at 11:51 AM
arstechnica.com/security/202...
Listen, y'all don't have to work that hard to knock out water in RVA. 🤦‍♂️
US critical infrastructure exposed as feds warn of possible attacks from Iran
Agencies warn that some US targets may be needlessly exposed.
arstechnica.com
July 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
New jam. Album cover captures the moment.
May 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
This fucking sucks. It sucks the most that this isn't the first or last time we will hear a similar story.
“Absolutely fuming furious. A grant we spent hours (days?) writing, submitted on time, were selected and approved for by a group of our national peers and received our acceptance letter for was randomly revoked today.

It is WILD that this administration is retroactively pulling funding."

#rva
'Absolutely fuming furious': Trump Arts Cuts Strike Richmond's Studio Two Three
Studio Two Three, a Richmond-based community arts organization, had its previously approved $30,000 NEA grant revoked amid shifting federal priorities. The group expressed outrage, calling the decisio...
rvamag.com
May 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
In case you were wondering.
April 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
My playlist put Come Sunday by Xhose Cole and then Perverts by Ethel Cain one after the other and it sent me into a spooky place. 😬
April 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I hate "design by feeling" or whatever this is called.
March 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
How dare I teach my own children to question authority and then get frustrated when they do the opposite of what they're told.
March 27, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Ukulele Metal! Pan pipe Metal! It finally happened! open.spotify.com/track/5kFukw...
Tierra Adentro
Arraigo · Crioyo · Song · 2025
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March 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
TIL the term "mortal computation" for adding wetware (living brains) to computer systems. This is not sci-fi. Yes, it's happening now.
February 25, 2025 at 12:08 PM
First, smoked pork belongs in breakfast food. Second, The Smoky Mug has the best breakfast burrito and sandwich in the city.
February 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Yeah.
February 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Petition to get Myles Garrett to Washington Commanders for the sole purpose of getting official NFL jerseys with my name on them.
February 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I still think about Black Sheep all the time. #rva
February 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I listened to 560 hours of new music releases last year by over 2500 artists and that only covered releases from Jan-Sept.
I pulled together a couple lists.
Here are 100 tracks you don't want to miss from 2024 - open.spotify.com/playlist/6u9... and for metal - open.spotify.com/playlist/4bb...
BEST RELEASES 2024
open.spotify.com
January 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
@amanda-burnette.bsky.social nooo. Nooooooooo. Noooo. No.
January 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I see you, baby. "wdgdc-gtm-analytics-pageData-js-extra" on that brand new WordPress site. It's a very nice blue. Lots of contrast.
January 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Sewing after a few glasses of tequila is hilariously terrible and masochistic, but dammit I promised to fix this stuffed fox tonight.
January 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Working with the kids to make bricks for Gallery5's Mending Walls exhibit. They wanted to support pet adoption and the SPCA, roughly expanded from their actual words, "kitty cats."

Ruby picked a winner and ran with it. It's been a journey. #rva
January 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Today's a good day. #HTTC
January 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I've been going to Commanders/Redskins games since 1996 and I've never watched a game where I felt as good as I feel now. What a win. What a season.
January 19, 2025 at 5:03 AM