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America’s #1 Rose Maddox Stan
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Just a guy who did an antifascist drawing once, and used to tweet about Holiday Road. Also just a guy not actually named Nolan.
I have an itchy block finger and am often in a foul mood, but I swear I’m often nice!
Co-host of @MMISpodcast.bsky.social
He/Him
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This is literally the most sincere statement I have ever made online and ever will. I believe it to my bones and the day I stop believing it is the day I am no longer me, and I hope it’s the day I die.
We have been taught for so long (my generation especially) that the biggest sin in life is to let someone get one up on you. So what? Life isn’t a contest; the people selling you that already consider you the pawns in their game. Empathy being destroyed is the death of anything good in human culture
This is like that Mr. Show sketch. Slick Willie indeed.
WHAT.

whhhhattttt.

To be clear we are talking about Donald J. Trump fellating William Jefferson Clinton?

IS THAT WHAT I AM READING
Mark Epstein asked his brother Jeffrey Epstein whether Steve Bannon could confirm if Putin has “the photo of Trump blowing Bubba. Jeffrey Epstein: "I thought I had tsuris,” using the Yiddish term for troubles. #OpDeathEaters
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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There should be a maximum wage

Also there are at least five major industries that should br socialized out of existence because a for profit model makes absolutely no sense for them
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I was just reminded of this and got even angrier at that fake nerd boy.
I did not know that he fucked up the providence of "grok" lmao that is so funny lol it's just so fucking funny
November 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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The Democrats' election plan, as always, is to point at the Bad Man and say he's bad. But this is the time to talk about how this oligarchic political and economic system allowed this kind of person to take power in the first place, and how it should be changed. No appetite for that
November 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]

🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Happy Stupid Sexy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands By The Perimeter Fence And Screams For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day to all those who celebrate it!
November 14, 2024 at 9:05 AM
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And we knew this. This wasn't speculation. We studied it, we had the talking points. We trained volunteers to explain this to people. It's not a surprise. Rich people don't flee places with good quality of life when we increase the quality of life. They might try to cheat us, but they don't leave.
NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.

And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*

Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
Millionaire Tax That Inspired Mamdani Fuels $5.7 Billion Haul in Massachusetts
A millionaire levy in Massachusetts that New York City mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani holds up as a model for taxing the rich has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing...
www.bloomberg.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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This particular lie of a number also seems to get bigger with each telling, like the cost of Gob’s suits.
November 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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The Epstein case against Trump is as if everyone is looking at a 500 piece puzzle with 2 pieces missing and pretending they can't make out the picture for certain.
November 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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This is super bad for US citizens, especially on the left of the spectrum. Gives this authoritarian administration potentially the power to surveil & go after US citizens on spurious "funding of FTO" grounds. This whole antifa boogeyman is being fully weaponized. So dangerous.
My NSPM-7 coverage has for weeks been met with smug assurances that there's no law for domestic terrorism. Well, the Trump admin just designated Antifa groups as Foreign Terror Orgs - for which there is a law:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trump-slap...
Trump Escalates War on Leftists With Antifa Foreign Terror Label
Move cites NSPM-7, saying four European Antifa groups espoused "anti-Christianity," "anti-capitalism," and "anti-Americanism"
www.kenklippenstein.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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I like how full text search of every book and human thought ever was a SOLVED PROBLEM in 2001, and now dicks at search engines and my own phone – a piece of silicon faster to respond than God was ever imagined in scripture – prevent it from working, _as a retroactive infantilizing design choice_.
November 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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we talk too much about the male loneliness crisis and not enough about the male suckerfication crisis maxread.substack.com/p/prediction...
November 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Me too, man. Me too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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It's so interesting that in the name of practicality we are urged to avoid any practical action; in the name of redemption we are urged to exonerate people who have shown no interest in redemption; in the name of civility we are urged to overlook the cruelty of those who scorn all civility
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
It’s so genuinely annoying every time a company or band or author or whatever does something shitty, people come out of the woodwork to assure you they would never ever have once bought or enjoyed anything made by the bad people, that they hated all along.
so cool to learn how bad starbucks coffee is this morning. youre telling me it's not even good coffee??? it tastes burnt??? and it's a damn MILKSHAKE??? whoaaaaaaaaa
November 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.

A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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so many people are lending a hand to fascists when they police each other on "acceptable" nsfw content and get too scared to stand up for sw'ers and artists when the worst thay could happen to them is get called problematic by other puritans
There has been a noticeable reticence in left and liberal circles to voice full-throated support for pornography, even as it's become increasingly clear what the open end goals of the censorship movement are
In a lot of ways other leftists chose this path folks. They shrugged and didn’t care when Patreon banned a ton of hypnosis and TF creators, or when YouTube started their ASMR crackdown. Now it’s coming for queer porn creators, more and more. Who will stand up?
November 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Jesus Christ. Stop splitting hairs, you weird creeps. Best case scenario is you look like someone trying to invent a new Christian Baby meme. But the scenario that I’m seeing is “you are a short eyes waiting to happen.”
about to start a sort of registry here
November 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Produced some of the most truly dogshit thinkers of any epoch in history, writing at the highest levels of media.
November 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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can’t think of a group of thinkers and intellectuals that will be as irrelevant and unremembered as the post-Soviet American intelligentsia
"Morals are bad because they won't help your cause," an article by someone who hates your cause and wants your cause to fail.
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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she can’t legally provide consent for gender & sexual health procedures in that state at 16/17 years old (especially because of laws he helped pass to restrict said care); iirc gaetz has also been known for (allegedly) scoring blow for the teenagers he’s trafficking — drugging the vulnerable minors
November 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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At this point, just assume everything they say is a lie.
November 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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calls to abolish ice didn't start when trump got elected in 2024 or even in 2016.

ice has operated the detention center in broadview, illinois, for ~20 years.

the chicago field office, which covers six states, surveilled 20,000 people on electronic monitors as of sept 2024.
More immigrants are under surveillance by ICE's Chicago field office than ever, data analysis finds
The number of people being electronically monitored by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement in six states, including Illinois, has grown from 2,921 in 2019 to 19,160 last month. No other ICE field...
chicago.suntimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM