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the “make america healthy again” agenda appears to be an elaborate op conjured up by sentient strains of listeria and salmonella www.nytimes.com/2025/02/18/u...
FDA’s Food Safety Chief Resigns
The chief said the loss of critical employees overseeing the nation’s food supply made his work impossible. Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the nation’s new health secretary, has pledged to gut the division.
www.nytimes.com
February 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
the “make america healthy again” agenda appears to be an elaborate op conjured up by sentient strains of listeria and salmonella www.nytimes.com/2025/02/18/u...
This is a gecko.
February 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
This is a gecko.
My cat benefited from the social welfare program of "hooman pets all the outside creatures", but now he wants that program to STOP because this is HIS house and HIS hooman.
I think he might be a little Republican.
I think he might be a little Republican.
February 8, 2025 at 10:58 PM
My cat benefited from the social welfare program of "hooman pets all the outside creatures", but now he wants that program to STOP because this is HIS house and HIS hooman.
I think he might be a little Republican.
I think he might be a little Republican.
I am SO excited to run DnD on Sunday, and I have so many great puzzles I'm going to unleash unto the players... and I want to TALK about them, but the only people I know to talk to are in my game group D:
February 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I am SO excited to run DnD on Sunday, and I have so many great puzzles I'm going to unleash unto the players... and I want to TALK about them, but the only people I know to talk to are in my game group D:
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My favorite Bluey character is early Socks because she's just. Dog
February 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
My favorite Bluey character is early Socks because she's just. Dog
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Everything about the young guys at DOGE is reminding me of the time that I, as a middle school/high schooler, was tasked with cleaning up the family computer, deleted a bunch of nonsense looking files, and then the family computer stopped working.
February 4, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Everything about the young guys at DOGE is reminding me of the time that I, as a middle school/high schooler, was tasked with cleaning up the family computer, deleted a bunch of nonsense looking files, and then the family computer stopped working.
This is either going to be the best thing in the world or the worst. No in between.
February 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
This is either going to be the best thing in the world or the worst. No in between.
Fishykarp says you do not want to know her wrath when she is scorned; she will unleash violence like the world has never known.
I say: hehe grumpy fishy!
I say: hehe grumpy fishy!
February 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Fishykarp says you do not want to know her wrath when she is scorned; she will unleash violence like the world has never known.
I say: hehe grumpy fishy!
I say: hehe grumpy fishy!
Me: I don't need my hearing aids for xyz, my hearing isn't that bad
Me two minutes later: HUH? Could you say that again? ...one more time but louder???
Me two minutes later: HUH? Could you say that again? ...one more time but louder???
February 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Me: I don't need my hearing aids for xyz, my hearing isn't that bad
Me two minutes later: HUH? Could you say that again? ...one more time but louder???
Me two minutes later: HUH? Could you say that again? ...one more time but louder???
My aunt has 51 hours in Stardew Valley.
She just learned that you can use X to interact TONIGHT.
She just learned that you can use X to interact TONIGHT.
February 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
My aunt has 51 hours in Stardew Valley.
She just learned that you can use X to interact TONIGHT.
She just learned that you can use X to interact TONIGHT.
"The world has a lot of problems. But it can never be a terrible place, because you're in it."
- Petey, Dog Man
- Petey, Dog Man
January 31, 2025 at 1:25 AM
"The world has a lot of problems. But it can never be a terrible place, because you're in it."
- Petey, Dog Man
- Petey, Dog Man
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Hello!
Stretch your neck
Relax your face muscles
Unclench your jaw
Stretch your fingers, then relax
Legs,
then feet
Pick a number between 10 and 30
Close your eyes and count for that many seconds
Thank you and have a relaxing day
pic is not mine
Stretch your neck
Relax your face muscles
Unclench your jaw
Stretch your fingers, then relax
Legs,
then feet
Pick a number between 10 and 30
Close your eyes and count for that many seconds
Thank you and have a relaxing day
pic is not mine
January 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Hello!
Stretch your neck
Relax your face muscles
Unclench your jaw
Stretch your fingers, then relax
Legs,
then feet
Pick a number between 10 and 30
Close your eyes and count for that many seconds
Thank you and have a relaxing day
pic is not mine
Stretch your neck
Relax your face muscles
Unclench your jaw
Stretch your fingers, then relax
Legs,
then feet
Pick a number between 10 and 30
Close your eyes and count for that many seconds
Thank you and have a relaxing day
pic is not mine
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It's important to realize you can miss something, but not want it back.
January 29, 2025 at 2:58 PM
It's important to realize you can miss something, but not want it back.
The sea monkeys are just boppin around their new algae without a care in the world. I don't think they even understand that it's there, nor do they possess the ability to feel gratitude towards me for giving them a gift
They're perfect
They're perfect
January 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The sea monkeys are just boppin around their new algae without a care in the world. I don't think they even understand that it's there, nor do they possess the ability to feel gratitude towards me for giving them a gift
They're perfect
They're perfect
Today's fish store adventure: a tiny bit of chaeto to give to the sea monkeys! I don't think the sea monkeys are capable of feeling joy about this, but I AM, so, algae time!
January 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Today's fish store adventure: a tiny bit of chaeto to give to the sea monkeys! I don't think the sea monkeys are capable of feeling joy about this, but I AM, so, algae time!
Another day in the fall of Rome.
January 28, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Another day in the fall of Rome.
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What the fuck. Why is this poorly written dictatorial drivel on *a government website*???
The First 100 Hours: Historic Action to Kick off America's Golden Age – The White House
President Donald Trump’s second term is off to an historic start. The President is wasting no time delivering on the promises he made to the American
www.whitehouse.gov
January 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
What the fuck. Why is this poorly written dictatorial drivel on *a government website*???
Watched my fish eat a bite of snail food from DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF THE SNAIL, before swimming off and spitting it out dramatically.
January 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Watched my fish eat a bite of snail food from DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF THE SNAIL, before swimming off and spitting it out dramatically.
In this cartoon about cars and trucks, is the junkyard equivalent to a graveyard? Or is it a pile of corpses, abandoned to rot and rust and be used for organ donation?
January 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
In this cartoon about cars and trucks, is the junkyard equivalent to a graveyard? Or is it a pile of corpses, abandoned to rot and rust and be used for organ donation?
There was a cute girl at the fish store and I was having a perfectly normal conversation until I asked if the aquarium plants were edible
Why do I do these things
Why do I do these things
January 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
There was a cute girl at the fish store and I was having a perfectly normal conversation until I asked if the aquarium plants were edible
Why do I do these things
Why do I do these things