Gretchen
@wokkax3.bsky.social
Founding member of Golden Girls fan club, Blanche Davidians. But, I guess this is mostly a rodent account now.
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A Brown Pelican in mid dive ready to catch the next fish!
#birds #birdphotography #wildlife #wildlifephotography #photography
#birds #birdphotography #wildlife #wildlifephotography #photography
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 AM
A Brown Pelican in mid dive ready to catch the next fish!
#birds #birdphotography #wildlife #wildlifephotography #photography
#birds #birdphotography #wildlife #wildlifephotography #photography
Really not worried in general about VPL, but in airport security line I’m always convinced everyone’s looking at my butt. I just really don’t like thongs and my butt is puffy-ish
November 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Really not worried in general about VPL, but in airport security line I’m always convinced everyone’s looking at my butt. I just really don’t like thongs and my butt is puffy-ish
Don’t want to jinx myself but Austin airport has been super easy this morning. Not at all crowded. Flight got pushed back 20 min but is now 9 min early. And I am drinking a vodka nip with no one around me in a 10-foot radius
November 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Don’t want to jinx myself but Austin airport has been super easy this morning. Not at all crowded. Flight got pushed back 20 min but is now 9 min early. And I am drinking a vodka nip with no one around me in a 10-foot radius
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words are not sufficient to describe the negative amount of fucks my friend group (core Gen X) gives about the fate of Bill Clinton
The right thinks the left will fight to protect Bill Clinton. The actual left thinks the middle will fight to protect Bill Clinton. But I want to believe — tonight as winter creeps closer, and even the tiniest glimmer of hope is impossibly precious — that nobody would protect Bill Clinton.
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
words are not sufficient to describe the negative amount of fucks my friend group (core Gen X) gives about the fate of Bill Clinton
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I don't know if you're neurodivergent or from North Dakota
November 14, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I don't know if you're neurodivergent or from North Dakota
Super easy dinner that eats way fancier than it is (but do add spinach and parm). Added one filet mignon (I didn’t cook that one) on side for a proper surf n turf. (Yes it is someone’s birthday. Two proteins is a crazy fucking Thursday for me) cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1024...
Shrimp Pasta (Published 2023)
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November 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Super easy dinner that eats way fancier than it is (but do add spinach and parm). Added one filet mignon (I didn’t cook that one) on side for a proper surf n turf. (Yes it is someone’s birthday. Two proteins is a crazy fucking Thursday for me) cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1024...
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November 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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what’s the largest animal that could fit under an aspiring chef’s hat to control him and yet escape notice
November 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
what’s the largest animal that could fit under an aspiring chef’s hat to control him and yet escape notice
Getting ready for Thanksgiving
November 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Getting ready for Thanksgiving
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(anything happens to any member of the American elite) I should email my friend Jeffrey Epstein, the pedophile
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
(anything happens to any member of the American elite) I should email my friend Jeffrey Epstein, the pedophile
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Seen a few of the epstein emails now, all with different people and it's not the main issue here but is everyone illiterate
November 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Seen a few of the epstein emails now, all with different people and it's not the main issue here but is everyone illiterate
Is the dog who hasn’t barked an actual idiom or something? Is that the name of a Sherlock Holmes book I’ve not read?
November 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Is the dog who hasn’t barked an actual idiom or something? Is that the name of a Sherlock Holmes book I’ve not read?
Going to start charging a membership fee for the birdbath. Titmouse been loitering all morning. Not on my watch, bird!
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Going to start charging a membership fee for the birdbath. Titmouse been loitering all morning. Not on my watch, bird!
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I am losing my mind over framing "Trump spent hours at Epstein house with [victim]" as "Trump knew what Epstein was up to" as opposed to "Trump himself assaulted the victim during those *hours*"
November 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I am losing my mind over framing "Trump spent hours at Epstein house with [victim]" as "Trump knew what Epstein was up to" as opposed to "Trump himself assaulted the victim during those *hours*"
Squirrelheart from this day 4 years ago
November 12, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Squirrelheart from this day 4 years ago
Do Not Interrupt (this slice of cake)
November 12, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Do Not Interrupt (this slice of cake)
Have finished a rough draft of my 2026 calendar—minus Nov and Dec, which I’ll shoot with my mom tmrw. This year is rats instead of gregs. Hoping to get them printed by end of month. 🗓️🐀
November 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Have finished a rough draft of my 2026 calendar—minus Nov and Dec, which I’ll shoot with my mom tmrw. This year is rats instead of gregs. Hoping to get them printed by end of month. 🗓️🐀
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yes, tell em king
November 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
yes, tell em king
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Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All fucking full of shit'
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All f---ing full of s---'
'All f---ing full of s---': Kim Kardashian has some choice words for the psychics who predicted she'd pass the bar exam.
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November 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All fucking full of shit'