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DEATH THE KID!
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BANG BANG BANG BANG, HAVE A NICE DREAM.

(MUSE AND ADMIN ARE 21+)
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If it's not proper, it's incomplete!

💀lit death the kid, soul eater.
💀multiversal / multiships with chemistry and men only.
💀n/sfw for dark themes, non-l*wd only.
💀scribbled by shiloh/g.

Make me shimmer because you're lacking heat!

#SOULEATERRP // #MVRP
Reposted by DEATH THE KID!
“Haaaa! You are asking too many questions, buddy.”

[ #ENARP #DREAMBBQRP #JOELGRP #MVRP ]
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May 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
[Kid just... walks out of the nearest fullbody mirror.]

Wait, this isn't my office--

[Sees a very sick Eve.]

...My condolences for interrupting, ma'am! I shall be out of your hair momentarily! [Backing up towards the mirror again.]
i feel sick. i hate being alive right now.

( <— wrapped up in a blanket. trembling. )
May 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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You are yourself, before you are any man's son. Remember that.
May 8, 2025 at 10:24 AM
. . . I do need a reliable assistant. Keeping DWMA safe is up to the students and teachers and I, but. . . There are a few odd jobs around the academy that need some doing that I just cannot fit in the schedule.

Pay can be negotiated, and jobs can be explained, questions ++
Of course! At your service, sir.

[ A deep bow, hat clutched in her hand — though, of course, it's not exactly *toward* him. ]

Am I understanding correctly that you may, perchance, have a job for me?
Hmm. . . I don't really feel comfortable referring to you as an object to be owned. But I think I see what you mean. You do odd jobs, then, yes?

[He could use help with paperwork and sorting. . . Even though it's sensitive information, the death paperwork is so daunting at times for him to do it ++
May 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
. . . I did not quite catch that, stranger.

[The reaper would admit. It was a language he hadn't exactly studied, it felt more like ancient and forgotten demonic tongues than a language spoken by the masses. Pushing his reading glasses up the bridge of his nose gently, he looks over the other.]
"Ai ffŵl neu masochist ydw i? Theatr yw'r llys hwn, hyd yn oed ym marwolaeth."
May 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
[Once he manages to smooth out the sticking out strands and even tighten the topknot slightly, the Reaper retracts his hands, stepping back to see if that did anything.]

... Hm. Not exactly perfect, but you look at least less off kilter, no offense meant.

[Dusting his hands off.]
interesting …

{ ok now that’s got him questioning just how much hair gel HE uses -

but oh ! huh . the touch is kinda nice actually . just letting this happen . }

…. yeeeaahh , probably . 💧
Hair gel, ah, I am quite familiar with such. . . When I stayed over at a friend's apartment, he uses more hair gel than anyone I've ever known.

[Being so careful to gently smooth down the other's hair, humming.]

If I had some on me, this would be an easily remedied situation. . . (💧)
May 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Hmm. . . I don't really feel comfortable referring to you as an object to be owned. But I think I see what you mean. You do odd jobs, then, yes?

[He could use help with paperwork and sorting. . . Even though it's sensitive information, the death paperwork is so daunting at times for him to do it ++
Oh, all manner of things.

[ She reaches up and takes off her cap, clutching it to her chest. ]

I'm an expert-ienced salesperson, you see. What do I offer? My services, of course. If there's a job that needs doing, who better to get it done for a small, small price than your very own ƎNA?
[He's not sure if he believes her on that one. This whole interaction is confusing to him.]

What do you do, then? I mean, if you're a businesswoman.

[Probably nothing normal.]
May 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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pastelpalletes*

just a reminder that mizuki is canonically trans. if ANY transphobes come across this account, i'm dropkicking you
May 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
((slow replies again i need to draw kid but im struggling so oughhe
May 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
((slow replies, i have therapy in like 30 mins lmfao ))
May 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
[He's not sure if he believes her on that one. This whole interaction is confusing to him.]

What do you do, then? I mean, if you're a businesswoman.

[Probably nothing normal.]
Oh!

[ A brief pause. She did Not, in fact, know this. ]

Mmmm..... I see! Well, I'm quite the shrewd businesswoman, you know. I have my ways, Mr. Kid.
[Hold on, that's a LOT to process at once. How did she say a backwards E with her mouth. How did she know he was a child of... G0d(?)]

How did you know my father is the current God Of Death?
I'm to take his place. Soon I'll just be "Lord Death", but for now, I'm his son, Death The Kid. ++
May 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
[Hold on, that's a LOT to process at once. How did she say a backwards E with her mouth. How did she know he was a child of... G0d(?)]

How did you know my father is the current God Of Death?
I'm to take his place. Soon I'll just be "Lord Death", but for now, I'm his son, Death The Kid. ++
“Kishin”. . . ? No, I am ƎNA.

[ She smiles again, and winks at him, though from this angle it... just looks like she blinked. ]

Worry not! I hold absotutely nothing against you. You are still a child of G0D.
You-- didn't do anything wrong, though. You're clearly not Kishin, you're just... different. It's not a bad thing in the slightest. If anything, I should be at fault for being so rude and--

[Hiccup. Ohh, that one was bile-y.]

inconsiderate to your feelings. Here in Death City, as long as you ++
May 7, 2025 at 3:42 PM
((woke up to 30+ notifs. oughhhh.... /neg ))
May 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
You-- didn't do anything wrong, though. You're clearly not Kishin, you're just... different. It's not a bad thing in the slightest. If anything, I should be at fault for being so rude and--

[Hiccup. Ohh, that one was bile-y.]

inconsiderate to your feelings. Here in Death City, as long as you ++
[ Frowning a bit, though it's more of a thoughtful frown. ]

I'd wager there are many who would positivitely leapfrog at the opportunity to lay the blame upon my own transgressions.
May 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
(( i have a canon divergent design for dtk i wanna draw but its late so tomorrow ill do it, when i have more energy <3 sorry for the wait, folks. ))
May 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
(( "or a secret third thing" is a funny phrase to me like girl wtf you hiding? ))
May 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
. . . I see your point. Perhaps if I. . .

[Standing his tall, 7'3'' ass up from his desk, and rolling his chair to a side of her that would not cause his insane self to toss cookies.]

[Sits back down. A deep sigh. Seems that did it.]

I appreciate you not getting too upset. I am slowly ++
A-haha! Precisely.

[ Still spinning. Maybe because she picked up on the fact that it's helping, or maybe just because she feels like it. Or a secret third thing. Who knows. ]

If you can only see one side of me from your perspective, surely the problem will be resolved, true?
[Peeking up. Is she a kishin or an anomalous being? Seeing her slowly spin kinda makes his stomach feel BETTER for some reason. Still not making eye contact.]

Its more of the. . . fact that. . . you are more polygonal on one side, and more smooth on the other.

[Watching her head & torso spin.]
May 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
[Peeking up. Is she a kishin or an anomalous being? Seeing her slowly spin kinda makes his stomach feel BETTER for some reason. Still not making eye contact.]

Its more of the. . . fact that. . . you are more polygonal on one side, and more smooth on the other.

[Watching her head & torso spin.]
Mmmmmm, I see...

[ Head and torso spinning slowly as she considers this. Not that he can see that. ]

My sincerest apologies for the discomfort. I can rotate myself precisely 90 degrees in either direction along the z-axis, if you'd like.
It's-- not... you, ma'am! I just-- I--

[Swallowing bile sucks. So bad. Oh god, it burns. But he's forcing every part of him to be normal. He takes a few deep breaths, and tries to realign his fucking chakras.]

I have... crippling symmetry based OCD. I mean no rudeness, but you are--

++
May 7, 2025 at 3:06 AM
No wonder I can't find love. I get puke-y when anyone with a unique design approaches. . . [Groans.]
May 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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April 29, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Hair gel, ah, I am quite familiar with such. . . When I stayed over at a friend's apartment, he uses more hair gel than anyone I've ever known.

[Being so careful to gently smooth down the other's hair, humming.]

If I had some on me, this would be an easily remedied situation. . . (💧)
{ JEEZ . and he thought he was tall .. 💧

looking upwards towards him now - absent minded blink . }

i mean , you can try ? might be made a bit harder because of the hair gel , though -
[The attempt is... appreciated, and Kid scoots a bit closer, holy shit is he really that tall???]

May I? I might be able to smooth it down a bit more. It's hard to smooth down hair, trust me, I've tried many times but it helps to have some help, you know?
May 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Can you still fight? Can you still complete your mission?
May 7, 2025 at 2:58 AM
[The attempt is... appreciated, and Kid scoots a bit closer, holy shit is he really that tall???]

May I? I might be able to smooth it down a bit more. It's hard to smooth down hair, trust me, I've tried many times but it helps to have some help, you know?
{ ok . wait . give him a second - untying the red hachimaki from his forehead and the smaller red tie around his topknot , before futzing with it to get it to lay / somewhat / flat .

that should be better . }

eh - not the worst i’ve gotten . i’ll live .
[OCD is no joke. Though, I'm sure it's overly exaggerated in the series Kid is from, I'm sure something like that exists.]

Forgive me if I insulted you.

[Wringing thin, ring-wearing hands and trying so hard to make eye contact with this person. Don't stare at the hair. Stare at their face!!!]
May 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
It's-- not... you, ma'am! I just-- I--

[Swallowing bile sucks. So bad. Oh god, it burns. But he's forcing every part of him to be normal. He takes a few deep breaths, and tries to realign his fucking chakras.]

I have... crippling symmetry based OCD. I mean no rudeness, but you are--

++
Oh, dear. Is it me? I understand. I'm often met with considerable disdain.
[He knows that she's speaking to him. But he cannot make eye contact with someone so. . . uneven. Bile rises in his throat, as he wonders what he did to deserve such bad OCD.]

Urk. . . I am fin--e..
May 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
[He knows that she's speaking to him. But he cannot make eye contact with someone so. . . uneven. Bile rises in his throat, as he wonders what he did to deserve such bad OCD.]

Urk. . . I am fin--e..
Excuse my prying eyes, if you will, but is something the matter?
[Eye twitching at the ENAs he's seeing. He is about to have an OCD breakdown. Like that one time he ripped his test paper and passed out for 5 hours.]

. . .
May 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM