Remarkable lighting on this

I'm a plate-finisher. It doesn't matter how full I am, I will eat myself sick and uncomfortable until the plate is empty. Money was tight as a kid, if dinner was made you were going to eat it.

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk

"...cos I wanna climb him like a tree"

...wow.

Mmm... this feels like a trick.

Can't figure out which party is going to pay him the most.

Never trust anyone who doesn't work for a living.

They don't know, or care, about you.

It's just a game they play to get them richer.

Lol, auto correct turned Masto into Mastodon.

Also, lol lol @ Fetterman, no wonder he's such a flake, making his head spin trying to keep up with the Jones's.

Lol, cue my ability to laugh nonchalantly while simultaneously dying inside.

That's dope

Estimate Net Worth:

Tim Kaine: $10,000,000
Dick Durbin: $3,000,000
Angus King: $11,600,000
Catherine Cortez Mastodon: $4,300,00
Jackie Rosen: $18,000,000
Maggie Hassan: $6,000,000
Jeanne Shaheen: $7,800,000
John Fetterman: $800,000

Well there's yer problem right there

Insurance was "no problem, we'll cover 3 grand". Which they most certainly would not since I know they pay less than the statements, but that's the story they told me. That's when I realized that medical corporations and insurance companies size you up before fleecing you at the door

Insurance is a great idea that's gone horribly wrong.

I'm very poor, but I have excellent credit. Which normally works out in my favor, except when I tried to get a (strongly) recommended echocardiogram for my murmur. They rang me up for $7,000! Which is 7x what most people pay.

Thought of one even better:

If you're burning bridges make sure they're twice as bright, so's those motherfuckers on the other shore can see it twice as far away.

Not gonna lie, as soon as I got home I poured a cup of sake and hit the pipe.

Wouldn't have even been out there if it weren't for needing to keep that j-o-b.
Crazy the shit we do for money.