Jacob Taylor
@wndrngwrtr.bsky.social
writer | teacher | phd student
into gay shit, plants, books, horror films, old stuff, video games, science, dinos, etc.
they/them
✍️ byjacobtaylor.com
📖 bottlecap.press/products/cabinet?keyword=medicine
into gay shit, plants, books, horror films, old stuff, video games, science, dinos, etc.
they/them
✍️ byjacobtaylor.com
📖 bottlecap.press/products/cabinet?keyword=medicine
check out my tea leaves
November 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
check out my tea leaves
About to commit a consumerism? Do it at an indie press instead! My poetry chapbook, Medicine Cabinet, is handmade with love at Bottlecap Press. bottlecap.press/products/cab...
November 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
About to commit a consumerism? Do it at an indie press instead! My poetry chapbook, Medicine Cabinet, is handmade with love at Bottlecap Press. bottlecap.press/products/cab...
watch out for bobblehead milner
she'll follow you home
she'll follow you home
October 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
watch out for bobblehead milner
she'll follow you home
she'll follow you home
this is why I don't make PowerPoints
October 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
this is why I don't make PowerPoints
my husband called. he wants to know when you'll be through with your bank robbery.
September 28, 2025 at 4:57 AM
my husband called. he wants to know when you'll be through with your bank robbery.
🎶dArliNghOldmYhAnD🎶
Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday!
Order now, and you can save $10 per order (of3ormore📚). That's infinite savings for the chronic book-buyer!
We've got hundreds of hand-made books to choose from, with 22kg of emotional baggage included!
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Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday!
Order now, and you can save $10 per order (of3ormore📚). That's infinite savings for the chronic book-buyer!
We've got hundreds of hand-made books to choose from, with 22kg of emotional baggage included!
Order now with discount code BTGO.
August 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
🎶dArliNghOldmYhAnD🎶
Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday!
Order now, and you can save $10 per order (of3ormore📚). That's infinite savings for the chronic book-buyer!
We've got hundreds of hand-made books to choose from, with 22kg of emotional baggage included!
Order now with discount code BTGO.
Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday!
Order now, and you can save $10 per order (of3ormore📚). That's infinite savings for the chronic book-buyer!
We've got hundreds of hand-made books to choose from, with 22kg of emotional baggage included!
Order now with discount code BTGO.
I’m excited to announce my brand new poetry chapbook with Bottlecap Press! I've written these poems while navigating the American healthcare system and chronic illness. I’m proud of this work and I’m excited to share it with you. You can purchase it today at bottlecap.press/products/cab...
August 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I’m excited to announce my brand new poetry chapbook with Bottlecap Press! I've written these poems while navigating the American healthcare system and chronic illness. I’m proud of this work and I’m excited to share it with you. You can purchase it today at bottlecap.press/products/cab...
This polygamist should have hid in a corn barrel. The mormon family historians are burning him post mortem.
August 7, 2025 at 6:27 AM
This polygamist should have hid in a corn barrel. The mormon family historians are burning him post mortem.
Pro tip: hide your polygamists in corn barrels.
August 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Pro tip: hide your polygamists in corn barrels.
Wtf is this, Great Value?
August 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Wtf is this, Great Value?
Yo Samsung,
Please stop downloading random apps on my phone. I dont want them.
Please stop downloading random apps on my phone. I dont want them.
August 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Yo Samsung,
Please stop downloading random apps on my phone. I dont want them.
Please stop downloading random apps on my phone. I dont want them.
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I got a bottle of Utah's gay vodka. Now it's time to drive back to illinois
June 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I got a bottle of Utah's gay vodka. Now it's time to drive back to illinois
Omg ive been labeled.
June 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Omg ive been labeled.
We did more crafts. This is "The Rainbow Beast that's after your Kids." Yes, the one your republican congresspreson warned you about.
June 2, 2025 at 4:13 AM
We did more crafts. This is "The Rainbow Beast that's after your Kids." Yes, the one your republican congresspreson warned you about.
We made rubber band bracelets
June 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
We made rubber band bracelets
Build-a-bear has tardigrades 🥰🥰
May 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Build-a-bear has tardigrades 🥰🥰