Will
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Will
@wkephart.bsky.social
Professional beer wrangler
What's the point of the NCAA monopoly if their biggest games are gonna be late Monday night. Women's college basketball has great storylines AND they played the championship at a nice time on the weekend? Hell yeah that's what's up
April 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Joining Signal just in case there's any neat plans or gossip the government wants to loop me in on
March 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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I am not sure why everyone is talking about abundance, but I’m looking forward to an abundance of ice cold beers this weekend.
March 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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grateful to the Democratic leadership for helping me understand on an emotional level how the French Revolution got so out of control
March 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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There’s no reason to have a Democratic Party if it won’t go to the mat to save the Department of Education. It’s a fundamental belief that children in America deserve better futures. It’s tremendously simple. You cannot continue funding a government that would close this.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Mar 11
The Department of Education will begin sweeping layoffs tonight with about half of its 4,400 employees expected to be let go, sources tell CNN.

Read more: cnn.it/41IhB4h
March 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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2015 - “gotta fix the o-line”
2016 - “gotta fix the o-line”
2017 - “gotta fix the o-line”
2018 - “gotta fix the o-line”
2019 - “gotta fix the o-line”
2020 - “gotta fix the o-line”
2021 - “gotta fix the o-line”
2022 - “gotta fix the o-line”
2023 - “gotta fix the o-line”
2024 - “gotta fix the o-line”
March 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
100 MILLION???
March 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Rodgers’ reaction the first time George Pickens runs the wrong route or whatever will feed families
Aaron Rodgers "getting close" to signing a deal with the Steelers, per Gerry Dulac.
March 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
THE STEELERS??
March 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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We're about to lose Geno Smith, Tyler Lockett, and DK Metcalf to pay for Sam "Notably Not An Offensive Line" Darnold
SOURCES: The Seattle Seahawks are targeting Sam Darnold to be the team's next QB, per @diannarussini.bsky.social.

Darnold is looking for at least a three-year contract, Russini added.

Details:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/618...
March 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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BREAKING: As Texas Faces Worst Measles Outbreak in Decades, Lieutenant Governor Focuses on Renaming ‘New York Strip’ Steak.
March 3, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Asked a friend how it's going and they responded "bad but I'm used to it" devastating
February 27, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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i don't think we meditated for long enough on how funny it is openAI got snippy about a chinese LLM training on their data instead of doing the honest hard work of stealing it themselves
February 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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"I never thought leopards would eat MY face," sobbed woman who voted for Leopards Eating People's Faces Party is one thing, but I never anticipated the voters who say, “But eating my face is part of the Leopards’ plan, so I support it"
February 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Four Hanceville police officers and an officer's wife have been charged with crimes. It is unclear how many officers are still on duty following the arrests.
‘Culture of corruption’ may destroy Hanceville Police Department: Scandal shocks small college town
The death of a dispatcher and drug-related arrests of police officers thrust an Alabama town into the national spotlight.
www.al.com
February 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Sadly, I will not be rooting for the Yankees anymore. I wasn’t before either but I believe Yankees players should have to shave off their beards as a ritual of shame, like samurai who lose their top knots.
February 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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How we did it: Texas Won’t Study How Its Abortion Ban Impacts Women, So We Did
Texas Won’t Study How Its Abortion Ban Impacts Women, So We Did
Since Texas banned abortion, no one has studied the statewide effects on pregnant women experiencing complications. Here’s how we sifted through data on millions of pregnancy hospitalizations and anal...
www.propublica.org
February 20, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Here are some nice mushrooms 💋
February 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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USDA says it accidentally fired officials working on bird flu and is trying to rehire them

In a statement, an Agriculture Department spokesperson told NBC News that officials are "working to swiftly rectify the situation."

www.nbcnews.com/politics/dog...
USDA says it accidentally fired officials working on bird flu and is trying to rehire them
In a statement, an Agriculture Department spokesperson told NBC News that officials are "working to swiftly rectify the situation."
www.nbcnews.com
February 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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it’s so cool that we are at the whims of this reactionary force of groypers that don’t understand anything, lead by the dumbest guy ever seen in history
February 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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I haven't revisited Coates' civil war essays for the Atlantic since they were published around 2011 and it now feels like the publication has spent the last few years doing all it can to apologize for publishing something this good in the first place
February 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Jalen Hurts is such a weird quarterback because during the regular season he's a pretty good, bit above average guy and then in the Super Bowl specifically he turns into the platonic ideal of the dual threat qb and obliterates people and everyone goes wait what

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
February 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Incredible: Russ Vought’s daughter has cystic fibrosis and benefits from a “miracle drug” made possible by the National Institutes of Health—an agency Vought now aims to gut as part of the Project 2025 attack www.motherjones.com/politics/202... Scoop from @motherjones.com’s @metrauxjulia.bsky.social
Project 2025 is gutting medical funding that helped Russell Vought's own kid
Its architect's daughter has cystic fibrosis—and benefits from a "miracle drug" backed by an agency he's attacking.
www.motherjones.com
February 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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the only people who benefit from this are child predators and i'd like dem officials to say so into a microphone
New — The National Center for Missing & Exploited Children (NCMEC) was told this week by DOJ that they'd lose their funding if the org didn't remove any mentions of LGBTQIA+ issues from their public materials, I've learned. Staff were told they need to deadname trans kids in their reports to comply.
February 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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gritty should primary fetterman
If Gritty can still fly the pride flag so can we
February 7, 2025 at 12:07 PM