Whitney Dickson
wjdickson.bsky.social
Whitney Dickson
@wjdickson.bsky.social
I'm just here for the cheese.
Finally got around to watching K-Pop Demon Hunters and now I understand why everybody loves it.

The demon tiger with obsessive compulsive disorder is the most relatable thing I have ever seen in my life.
November 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Each workday is another episode of the ensemble cast situation comedy that is your workplace, and I find it helpful to assign them Taskmaster style titles.
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Why yes, this man does speak for me.
Jon Stewart on His Faith (or Lack Thereof) | The Daily Show
YouTube video by The Daily Show
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November 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Nickelback must be so relieved we all have Pierre Poilievre now.
November 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
What exactly happens with the brains of people who use Marketplace and, as I am clearly using Facebook Marketplace myself, will it happen to me too?
November 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Still no salt licks for humans on the market!? Come on, they could have flavours like All Dressed and Caesar Rimmer!
November 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
What I am booing, just to be clear, is baseball as a concept.
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
By the time this game ends, I promise to cry a lot no matter what happens, okay?
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Guerrero Jr: “Nah, I can do both.”
November 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
My mother: “I spent months thinking his surname was Beaubichette, because Bo Bichette is a bounty hunter from Star Wars, surely.”
November 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Imagine the talent required to revenge kneecap somebody with a baseball, but Springer made it look easy as an unavoidable act of fate.
November 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Banwaygone!
October 31, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Aw yeah, a job

Weyland-Yutani is abducting lifeforms
Weyland-Yutani is bringing them home
this crew just needed work

Oh hell, what's that?
Feels bad, inside

Breaching containment
loose wreaking havoc
something is bubbling beneath our ribs
the Captain is ready to blow
October 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
a friendly person, just making conversation on the job site: “Do you have any children?”

me, a field archaeologist: “No, but I’m pretty sure we brought some extra gloves in the back of the pickup truck if you want some?”

them: “What?”

me: “Wut.”
October 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Imagine:

> you buy a used vehicle from a dealership on 15th September
> you get an email message from that dealership on 17th September about their annual Christmas toy drive
> it touts how much they have contributed to your shared local community with this annual tradition but [...]
October 11, 2025 at 4:28 PM
A recommended reading for students of spooky season.
One February night in 1959, something caused a group of skiers to cut their way out of their tent and flee into a howling blizzard, in 20-below-zero temperatures, in bare feet or socks. What was it?
Has an Old Soviet Mystery at Last Been Solved?
The strange fate of a group of skiers in the Ural Mountains has generated endless speculation.
www.newyorker.com
October 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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October 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
You know I’m usually all about diversity and inclusivity and peaceful coexistence, but I just don’t feel comfortable with the degree to which heat cramps and Halloween decorations have been intersecting these last few years.
September 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The sheep from ALIEN: EARTH for Outstanding Performance in a Supporting Role, please!
September 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
You never really appreciate just how much buckthorn you trudge through in a day, until you get sprayed down with isopropyl alcohol solution at the end of the workday. Then you appreciate EXACTLY how much buckthorn you trudged through.
September 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
What vegetable would Jesus be?
September 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
“The fusion of Christ in our politics is changing the culture. It’s unifying everyone. This is our civil-rights movement.”

Well, I hope I won’t, somehow, be fired for saying so, but uhhh…?
Was it a funeral or “the biggest Trump rally ever”? Antonia Hitchens reports from Charlie Kirk’s memorial, where religious fervor fuelled an emboldened political agenda.
How MAGA Mourned Charlie Kirk
From the daily newsletter: a report from the memorial in Arizona, where a martyr was being made.
www.newyorker.com
September 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Watched the season finale of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds and have a few thoughts.

The following, threaded thoughts may contain spoilers. I promise not to provide any context though.
September 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
To make an egg salad sandwich, you must first be willing to ruin some bread.
September 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The most believable aspect of ALIEN: EARTH is the way the babby techbro trillionaire dresses himself.
September 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM