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Whimsical Wizard
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I don't care how big the room is, I said I cast fireball!
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zeeek.bsky.social
I'm no mathematician but fireball + discrete hip flask + work = a good time
March 13, 2024 at 10:50 PM
wizardlyposting.bsky.social
What the fuk
March 14, 2024 at 11:10 AM
wizardlyposting.bsky.social
Shout-out to women #urethra
March 9, 2024 at 11:09 AM
wizardlyposting.bsky.social
Helldivers 2. Severe addiction. I must die in warfare. Ancestors smile.
March 9, 2024 at 11:08 AM
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zeeek.bsky.social
how about instead of fentanyl it's fellanyl and instead of making you overdose and die it gives you a friend to chill with?
March 9, 2024 at 12:49 AM
wizardlyposting.bsky.social
I didn't log in for a couple weeks and suddenly people are talking about elders what the fuck kind of wizard uprising happened while I was away
February 7, 2024 at 7:42 AM
wizardlyposting.bsky.social
Unironically comparing a maccas from 2001 with one from 2020 is the easiest way to illustrate the depression of late stage capitalism to the average seppo.
malefujoshi.bsky.social alec jules @malefujoshi.bsky.social · Jan 12
the west officially fell when they made mcdonald’s millennial grey and minimalist
January 15, 2024 at 5:32 AM
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malefujoshi.bsky.social
the west officially fell when they made mcdonald’s millennial grey and minimalist
January 12, 2024 at 8:15 PM
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junlper.beer
has bluesky heard about the chicago rat hole
January 14, 2024 at 10:43 PM
wizardlyposting.bsky.social
Atlas Shrugged more like Atlas Thugged amirite
January 15, 2024 at 5:29 AM
wizardlyposting.bsky.social
Atlas Gooned
January 15, 2024 at 5:29 AM
wizardlyposting.bsky.social
Alcohol poisoning is terrible fortune. Hang over? Hang myself.
January 14, 2024 at 2:15 AM
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zeeek.bsky.social
within my first 5 minutes back in college my history prof called himself retarded then proceeded to explain in great depth his north German, Prussian ancestry. This rocks.
January 8, 2024 at 7:11 PM
wizardlyposting.bsky.social
I have no cock and I must goon
January 1, 2024 at 6:21 PM
wizardlyposting.bsky.social
Just dropped an entire cig in my drink I'm gonna KILL MYSELF
December 25, 2023 at 5:21 AM
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zeeek.bsky.social
don't knock it until you try it
December 15, 2023 at 10:45 PM
wizardlyposting.bsky.social
Merry Christmas to all, even the losers and haters!
December 25, 2023 at 12:02 AM
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zeeek.bsky.social
December 24, 2023 at 11:49 PM
wizardlyposting.bsky.social
This is a certified Utah moment
December 15, 2023 at 9:59 PM
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zeeek.bsky.social
forming a posse to dispatch a couple cattle rustlers down a few miles east of the colorado. We ride at dawn. who will join me.
December 11, 2023 at 7:38 PM
wizardlyposting.bsky.social
I love my dad 👍
November 30, 2023 at 2:59 AM
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malefujoshi.bsky.social
my ancestors watching me look at my phone for an hour while i shit
October 26, 2023 at 4:26 PM
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zeeek.bsky.social
YOU CANT HANDLE MY STRONGEST POTIONS. NO ONE CAN.
October 27, 2023 at 8:00 AM
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bapanada.bsky.social
if i dont have gay sex with a twink in the next 48 hours i will kill myself in real life with a gun by shooting myself ij the head with a bullet
October 27, 2023 at 9:56 AM
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cas-is-sleepy.bsky.social
@wizardlyposting.bsky.social hey~ im in your house~ *wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wonk wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink*
October 21, 2023 at 9:46 PM