Being trans feels like living in a Dark Souls game where one minute I feel brave and strong enough to slay all of god's favorite dragons and the next minute I am a pants-peeing coward getting her ass kicked by a skeleton

Putting this on my piece of shit car next to the USMC sticker from a previous owner and driving around my conservative hometown to confuse people

I swear to god this is a real book on theory I was looking up to pull a Judith Butler quote but if you were just glancing at the search bar it looks like I am the most problematic, insane Disney adult alive

Deliberately choosing wrong words to make Duolingo characters gay, just a glimpse into my dark reality

Reality is disintegrating

This signed 8x10 of Lycia Naff in Total Recall protects the entrance to my home like a bust of the twin faces of Janus and ensures good fortune when I travel beyond the threshold

Ypsilanti, MI everybody

Towards the start of the pandemic I stole so much sambuca from a Walmart that they stopped stocking it forever. You CAN make a difference.

I fear nothing.

Red pears are not born red, but rather acquire their distinctive coloration over time from a steady diet of shrimp and other crustaceans

The year is 124 CE. I am a Roman noblewoman newly arrived in the British Isles. An angry Saxon accosts me and tries to feed me a traditional sandwich of rat paste and piss eggs and I cleave him in twain with my gladius